Funny explanation idiom: Yu Gong moves mountains.

Yugong made up his mind to move mountains. Zhisou came to dissuade him.

Zhicuo said: Mountains don't turn into water. You think Taihang Mountain and Wangwu Mountain are blocking your way. You can move out of the mountains. Returning farmland to forests protects the environment. Besides, do you know how much ecological disaster it will cause if you dig up two mountains this big and fill them in the North Sea?

Yu Gong took a long puff at his cigarette and replied, It's none of my business. Anyway, at present, our project has been taken by the leaders, who want to take it as an "image project". You and I will just wait for the smooth road.

Zhisou heard this and left in tears.

Worried about the sky

There is an alarmist in Qiju Qike who is worried that the sky will fall all day, and he is so worried that he can't sleep. However, he was never as worried about the corruption of the bureau leaders as other people in the bureau, that the work in the bureau would make the people dissatisfied, and that the blood and sweat of the people would be ruined for no reason. He said that worrying about such problems is too trivial, too trivial, too lacking in philosophical height and depth of life, too lacking in cosmic consciousness and post-modern consciousness, so the level is too low.

an alarmist worries about his days every day. At the end of the year, he was designated as an advanced model and learning model by the bureau leaders.

Look at each other with new eyes

A leader of p>HW went to a certain university for a month, and after getting his master's degree back, all the words he used to mispronounce in his speech are now pronounced clearly and clearly. For example, "wandering" is no longer pronounced as "not returning", for example, "drinking" is no longer pronounced as "violent wine", for example, "indignant" is no longer pronounced as "filled with indignation".

The masses say that we should really look at the leader A when he comes back from advanced studies. It seems that he has learned a lot of real things.

Of course, the masses won't know that the move of the Afghan leader not to pronounce wrong words was learned from other leaders when he was studying, that is, when the secretary writes a speech, he will replace it with simple and recognizable homophones when he encounters words that the leader may mispronounce.

A leader who swallowed mountains and rivers

HW believed in the "philosophy of power" of "having the right not to use it, and it will be invalid when it expired". Therefore, when he was in office, he unscrupulously scraped the land, causing widespread indignation and resentment in the county, and sent report letters one by one to the superior leaders.

in view of the great public anger, the above authorities decided to transfer the leader of Afghanistan to any idle post in the city by means of upward mobility and downward mobility. Before he left, the Arab leader brought back the landscape map of the network that had been hung in his office, and prepared to play in Li Baoli.

My wife was puzzled by the leader's move and asked him: Do you still have such deep feelings for this network?

you are a woman, and you don't understand. A leader said, this is my ambition, and I finally had to come to it to "swallow mountains and rivers"!

selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head

The market manager asked the butcher Guangming: Why are you selling dog meat but hanging sheep's head? This is called false advertising, and it is dishonest fraud. Come with me to the industrial and commercial office to accept the punishment.

The butcher Guangming said that he didn't move anything. He just tried his best. There is a man selling pangolin meat next to him, and his business is booming, but what he hangs out is a mouse head. Guangming doesn't know that that man is the brother-in-law of the director of the industrial and commercial office.

The marketing manager snapped: You can't compare with him. He is a good product with a bad sign. He is modest and doesn't cheat consumers at all.

red tape

Wolf Er's son got a very rare high score in the final exam after "close cooperation" with his deskmate. Wolf 21 is happy, so he wants his son to sum up the situation in order to carry forward his achievements and strive for greater victory. This time, Wolf II's son wrote a summary quickly, and handed in the paper only half an hour after closing the door. Wolf II took it and saw that there were five "under what, under what, under what": under the wise guidance of the teacher, under the correct leadership of the class committee, under the encouragement of the class model, under the encouragement of the ideal of learning knowledge well and serving the motherland, and more importantly, with the help and support of the classmates at the same table, I got better results in the final exam ... < P > Wolf II looked at these "under what? The son didn't speak, but took out the summary written by Wolf II, a civil servant, to the unit leader and spread it out in front of Wolf II.