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My Chinese teacher and humorous teacher wrote 5 words.
Miss Ding is my Chinese teacher. He wears a pair of glasses and looks very knowledgeable.
My deskmate is infected by Mr. Ding. Every day, I look forward to the arrival of Chinese class, always shouting Chinese class, Chinese class. I don't like Chinese classes. I have a stomachache when I have Chinese classes. If you have two Chinese classes in a row, your stomach will always hurt. If I have Chinese classes all day, my insides will jump out. Hey, Chinese class is so funny that I will laugh until my stomach hurts. Until the class is over, I will lie prone on the table, with one hand resting on my head and one hand covering my stomach, laughing so hard that I can't breathe. This can't be blamed on Mr. Ding, who is full of jokes. If he doesn't vent it, he will wake up laughing at night.
Many girls like Miss Ding. When class is over, everyone will gather around Miss Ding to watch Miss Ding and Haiyu play Go. While watching, they will shout, Come on, Miss Ding! Come on, Teacher Ding! And I shouted at the side: Teacher Ding leaked oil, Haiyu come on! So the whole class was driven by me and shouted together: Teacher Ding leaked oil! Teacher Ding leaked oil!
if you want to get A+++ in your composition, you must remember to write beautifully. If you write about Mr. Ding, you must remember that Mr. Ding is very handsome at the end. For example, after a summer vacation, Mr. Ding is still so handsome, and Mr. Ding especially likes this composition. Teacher Ding's comment: The handwriting is so beautiful that I don't forget to praise my handsome. I'll give you three big plus signs.
This is my Chinese teacher, Miss Ding. I want to learn from him and become a humorous person. I want to get his jokes and tell them to my sister.
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