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Han Yu, I'm a funny crazy, whose undercover rm is.
"Room 303 on the third floor is where I live. Next time I ask you to pick me up, that's all. " Jessica sat on phoeny's shabby modern and pointed to the house in front of her.
"I see, nothing. I'll go first." Xiaofeng feels that being with Jessica is more tiring than attending class.
"Have you forgotten something?" Jessica asked, pointing to his lips.
Xiaofeng ... This elder sister entered the role too fast! Can't you just let me get used to it?
Jessica didn't wait for Xiaofeng to answer, so she kissed Xiaofeng on the cheek and said, "Consider it a reward for sending me back. Drive carefully and call me when you are free. I don't think you want me to call you when you are with Tae-yeon. " Jessica threatened with a smile.
Xiaofeng is powerless to lie on the steering wheel. Although she can get Jessica's favor, her heart is dark, but at this rate, life really can't go on.
For the next two days, Xiaofeng was harassed by Jessica in all directions. Jessica will wake Xiaofeng up at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning to go to the toilet, remind Xiaofeng to have breakfast at 7 o'clock, 10 ask Xiaofeng to help her choose clothes, 12 remind Xiaofeng to have lunch, 13 remind Xiaofeng to take a nap, 14 ask Xiaofeng what snacks she likes.
Xiaofeng felt that she was going to be tortured crazy. He expects Tae-yeon to stay at home longer, but Tae-yeon, who is busy traveling, comes home every three days.
On the 30th, Xiaofeng called all rm members home, and Xiaofeng became a chef again. Compared with the reserve when we first came to the door, everyone let go this time. As a result of letting go, Xiaofeng was busy in the kitchen for three hours before eating all the dishes, or when all the raw materials were bought by Kim Jong Kook in advance.
65438+1 October1On this day, Xiaofeng followed Yu Zaishi to hongda, where the first rm of the New Year will start shooting.
"I really don't know what pd called us here so early in the morning?" People here began to complain after the stone was left.
"Yes, this is the first time phoeny participated in the program as an ordinary member. Haven't you prepared a welcoming ceremony or something? " Kim Jong Kook yawned and said.
"Close friends. Pd doesn't welcome you, I welcome you, and you can join our betrayer alliance in the future! Just replace Shi Zhen's brother. " Li Guangzhu first misinterpreted Kim Jong Kook's meaning, and then began to draw people in.
"ah! How can Xiaofeng join you? Xiaofeng will definitely be with me. " Yu Zaishi pulled Xiaofeng aside.
"Ah, if you mix with Xiaofeng, you won't let people live. Otherwise, we will divide it like this in the future. You and Xiaofeng are on the same team and others are on the same team. " Haha said disgruntled
"ah! 20 18 what are you doing against your brother? " Yu Zaishi grabbed haha's shoulder and asked.
"I am. I want to go against my brother, but my brother has gone too far. " Haha, I also caught Yu Zaishi's shoulder.
"pd, since we are all here, let's talk about the task quickly!" Xiaofeng ignored the two people's slapstick. But naturally took Yu Zaishi's job.
"This issue is rm Bonus Competition, and our production team will give you corresponding monetary rewards according to your completion of the task." Zhao Xiaozhen said
"How much is it?" Yu Zaishi pushed phoeny aside and asked.
"According to your completion of each task, the bonus ranges from 6.5438+0 million won to 6.5438+0 million won." Zhao Xiaozhen said with a smile
Haha pushed Yu Zaishi away and asked anxiously, "You won't donate the bonus like last time, will you?" "
"This bonus is entirely at your disposal." Zhao Xiaozhen replied.
"Kang Sangmi da, is this the welfare of the past 20 17? I really love pd you. " Li Guangzhu heard Zhao Xiaozhen say so, first made a ceremony for the camera, and then jumped on Zhao Xiaozhen and kissed him.
"Li Guangzhu is out." The kissed Zhao Xiaozhen shouted angrily.
"Because it was the first shooting in the New Year, we invited guests." Zhao Xiaozhen said
"Female guests? Find out which actress's TV series or movie will be shown recently. " Claiming to be a playboy, haha said excitedly
"I feel that the women's group is more reliable, but it is still not reliable enough!" Xiaofeng added.
"Then you go and find out if there are any women's groups to go back to." Haha said
"What are you excited about?" Gary has been busy with Song Ji Hyo just now, explaining the couple's daily routine on Monday, and didn't pay much attention to the situation here.
"Elder brother. You already have Ji Xiaoxiao. No matter what guests come, you will always be with Ji Xiaoxiao. " Haha said
"Gary elder brother, everyone else is married, and you also have a miss cheese. No matter who is here today, can you give it to me? " Li Guangzhu said obsequiously.
"ah? Are there any female guests coming today? Xiao Zhi, we are not lovers today! " Gary shouted at Song Ji Hyo.
Song Ji Hyo glared at Li Guangzhu discontentedly, and then raised his fist at Gary.
"Ah, do you like me so much? You can't live without me? Why can't you let me go? " Gary walked up to Song Ji Hyo and took Song Ji Hyo's arm and complained.
Song Ji Hyo; Cheon Seong Im ...
"If it is a women's group, who do the brothers want?" Li Guangzhu asked excitedly.
"ah! Do you still have to ask? You and Xiaofeng must hope it's girlhood. Xiaofeng is for tae-yeon. You did it for Molly. " Yu Jae Seok played pink l again.
"In Shi Ge's view, Guangzhu hopes to be a girlhood. I believe that phoeny is not necessarily. There is a lot of pressure to shoot a program with my wife. " Ha ha bad said with a smile.
"Ha ha, needless to say, it must be Miss Xiuzhi. If Zhong Guo said anything, it should be Tara Park Ji Yeon. After all, fighting women are hard to find. As for me! Just apk Zheng Enzhi. " Yu Zaishi said.
"I hope it's aoa." Song Ji Hyo covered Gary's mouth before he finished.
"Don't you want to and female high school students special edition one-on-one hit? What about a team like the Youth Special? " Xiaofeng spoke her mind.
"Ah, pd won't be so generous, as long as I can meet one or two of the people just mentioned." Ha ha left the pie mouth and said.
"Well, now let's call out the guests warmly." Yu zaishi presided over it.
"Please come out!" Shouted from Gary's crowd.
"A nanny van used by women's groups is coming slowly." Ah, it's a women's group. Look at that car. "Li Guangzhu shouted excitedly.
"This is Tara's nanny car, and I know the license plate," Song Ji Hyo said, and the camera fits well on the license plate. But the license plate number was blurred in post-processing.
"Ji Yan!" Kim Jong Kook was the first person to shout loudly.
Jeon Bo Ram!' Xiaofeng cooperated in time, but Xiaofeng's propaganda attracted everyone's dissatisfied eyes.
"What's the matter? I am most familiar with Jeon Bo Ram in Tara. " Phoeny weak explained
"Relatives, if Jeon Bo Ram and you become a group, ha ha elder brother? Haha, I didn't bring a booster pad today. " Li Guangzhu paid the price for his cheap mouth. Haha, he fought with Li Guangzhu.
"Xiaofeng, I will tell Tae-yeon the truth today." Yu Zaishi said with a smile.
"Xiaofeng, I didn't expect you to like this type." Kim Jong Kook also narrowing her eyes and said with a smile.
Xiaofeng expressed her anger helplessly with one finger. Yu Zaishi and Kim Jong Kook nodded with satisfaction, and phoeny extended her index finger to represent her cooking.
The nanny car finally stopped. As soon as the car stopped, Tara's new song "runtob" was released. Haha, while shouting tara excitedly, she showed her wonderful dance, and Liu He, the king of dance, took part in it instantly.
Kim Jong Kook and Gary danced President Yang's dance together, which is a constant mechanical dance.
"Guests, please come out!" Xiaofeng, who was scared by the production team, was not very enthusiastic, and it was not too late to wait for the guests to appear.
Accompanied by phoeny's invitation, the door of the nanny car opened and Seok-Jin Jee got off.
"Son, I miss you so much." Seok-Jin Jee was satisfied with the way people welcomed him, and he also took the initiative to dance the retro dance.
Seok-Jin Jee appeared at the moment of dancing, and they stopped. Haha and Li Guangzhu ran to the car door. Where is our Tara? Where's our Tara? "Ha ha grabbed Seok-Jin Jee by the collar and shouted.
"What t-ara, I was the only one in the car. Are there any other guests? " Seok-Jin Jee confused look at Zhao Xiaozhen, Zhao Xiaozhen is wearing clothes at this time to do baa baa talk beside him. But the bright smile on his face has betrayed him.
Except for Xiaofeng and Song Jixiao, everyone else was immersed in pain. The contrast between Tara and Seok-Jin Jee was too great.
"ah! You did it on purpose, didn't you? You just want to see our jokes, don't you? " Yu Zaishi held Zhao Xiaozhen and asked.
"I just said that there are guests coming. Didn't say that the guest is a woman. " Zhao Xiaozhen explained.
"ah! Can Shi Zhen be a guest? " Yelling angrily.
"Why not? A special farewell program will be broadcast. Now Brother Shi Zhen is no longer a member of rm. Isn't it a guest to invite him to the show? " Zhao Xiaozhen asked.
"Zhao pd. You don't want us to shoot the first issue of the new year, do you? Say good New Year benefits? " Li Guangzhu also mobbed him.
"Don't forget the bonus, the bonus is a New Year's benefit." Zhao Xiaozhen said
Everyone heard the word bonus before letting Zhao Xiaozhen go. Since there are no beautiful women, let's fight for bonuses!
"ah! It seems that you don't like me very much. If you know I won't accept the invitation. " Seok-Jin Jee said discontentedly that everyone's performance made him very sad.
"The zhen elder brother, welcome home. Don't hold back for a while. " Kim Jong Kook accused with a straight face that Seok-Jin Jee felt hurt.
"Brother Shizhen, please give me back my women's group." Li Guangzhu's resentment transcended everything, and Seok-Jin Jee's wound widened.
"The zhen elder brother, if you quit, quit. What would you do? " Haha, I sprinkled a handful of salt on the wound.
"Brother Shi Zhen, I really don't understand why the production team invited you to participate in this filming." Yu Zaishi complained.
"ah! Zhao Xiaozhen, why did you let me come? " Seok-Jin Jee wants to find a balance in pd's mouth.
"Shi Zhenxiong, this issue is a prize quiz. Compared with you, Xiaofeng knows how big the gap is. In order not to let them get the highest prize, I have to invite you. According to our pd analysis, you are the most suitable candidate for dragging your feet. " Zhao Xiaozhen made up the last knife.
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