Where are the really funny jokes? I want to collect!

Xiao Ming slept with his grandfather at night, and suddenly he felt urgency, but he thought that the teacher told him: children should be polite when they talk, but they can't talk directly when they have to pee, but they should sing. So he said to grandpa: grandpa, I want to sing! Grandpa said: that's not good. It is late at night. Xiao Ming: No! I want to sing Grandpa: Really, then you can't help it. Then you can sing in my ear, so ...

A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana, took out a 20 yuan bill and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash register, he showed his pistol and asked the clerk to give him all the cash in the cash register. The shop assistant finished it quickly. He took the money and quickly lost it, but left his 20 yuan notes on the counter-he took 15 yuan. A woman came home and saw her husband shaking wildly in the kitchen. There is a wire around her waist, as if she were connected to an electric kettle. In order to save him from danger, she grabbed a board from a nearby door and chopped it at him, splitting his arm in half. In fact, he had been listening to the walkman happily. I think it's okay.