A humorous joke that satirizes society.

A humorous joke that satirizes society.

1, in ancient times, a military commander went out to offer sacrifices. Suddenly, magic soldiers helped him and won a great victory.

The military commander kowtowed and thanked him and asked the name of God. God said:? I am the target god. ?

The military commander said:? Young Hede, dare to help God?

God said:? I feel that you are always on the teaching field and have never hurt me. ?

2. The reporter went to interview a centenarian farmer in a mountainous area: Grandpa, what do you eat to live longer?

? We can only grow corn here, and we usually take corn as our staple food. ?

? What is your greatest wish now? I want to die most. ?

? Ah! Why?

? You don't want to die after eating corn for a hundred years?

3. A lady and an aunt don't know why they quarreled. How dare you compete with me like this? Shall I show it to you? Have you eaten my food?

Aunt replied faintly:? What is not worn is paper, and what is not eaten is shit! ? Say that finish and roared off. . .

During this period, several netizens added me one after another, saying that they knew me, but I have no impression at all. One of them can say my name and what I did, which makes me confused.

Speculate two reasons.

1. Although I am not in the online Jianghu, there are still legends about my brother in the Jianghu.

2. Personal data is leaked.

5. A Sichuan spicy hotpot downstairs is particularly authentic. I happened to meet my boss at dinner today. I asked: Your spicy hotpot is so authentic. Boss, you must be from Sichuan, right

Boss: That's not good.

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