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A pity that happened at school.

School life is rich and colorful. There are good things, bad things, happy things and unhappy things, and the contradictions between classmates will always be solved. What I want to say today is something that happened to me when I did something wrong.

One noon, Mr. Xu and Mr. Yang were talking. After listening to a few words, I told Xu Yining about it, saying that Teacher Xu said you were not good and that Teacher Xu had been misunderstood by Xu Yining. It's all my fault. I shouldn't tell Xu Yining what I didn't hear clearly. Later, the truth came out, and Mr. Xu told others that I didn't hear it clearly. Xu teacher didn't criticize me either. I was thinking: I was really confused and made a big mistake. I want to say sorry to xu teacher here. I made a mistake the first time. I hope xu teacher will forgive me.

I will never forget it. I really did something I regret the most. I will definitely correct myself in the future, seek truth from facts, respect teachers, unite and help each other, study hard, work hard, learn skills well, and be a useful person to society when I grow up. I love my campus!

cheat

Unconsciously, it's almost a month since school started, and many new students who were originally unfamiliar are gradually getting familiar with it and have a certain degree of understanding. After class, the students are divided into three or five groups and stick together to play. Male students began to have intimate friends, while female students began to have good sisters. You can always see them on campus and in class. Generally speaking, everyone gets along in harmony and happiness. However, a recent incident in our class, like a sudden discordant note, cast a shadow over our harmonious collective.

On Wednesday afternoon of the third week, we had an art class in the classroom. The art teacher said this class was an art appreciation class. She turned on the computer, and beautiful pictures of works of art appeared in front of us, including magnificent buildings, exquisite ceramics and strange-looking daily necessities ... When I was intoxicated with those beautiful works of art, suddenly, the classmate sitting next to me gave me a hard push. I don't know how to do it. But she winked at me and pointed to the back row. I looked in the right direction, and it turned out that Chen Huiran, a classmate from Hong Kong, was sitting there crying with red eyes. My heart twitched: What's the matter? She is my best classmate, isn't she?

Just then, the bell rang, and the students immediately surrounded her, and I dived in. Everyone comforted her and asked her what was wrong. But she just sobbed and didn't speak. A classmate sitting next to her told us what happened. Only then did I know that Chen Huiran and another classmate, Wang Guoan, had a conflict in art class. They were just joking, but when they spoke, they became more serious and became more and more angry with each other. Chen Huiran threw Wang Guoan's art textbook to the ground. Wang Guoan picked it up for the first time. She threw it out again and Wang Guoan picked it up again; When throwing it for the third time, Wang Guoan finally couldn't help it. She picked up Chen Huiran's pencil case and pulled it hard. The trademark of the pencil case was taken off, and the decorations buckled on the zipper were torn. You know, this pencil box is Chen Huiran's treasure. It was a gift from Chen Huiran's parents a few days ago. So as soon as she saw the rotten pencil case, she began to cry. When Wang Guoan saw Chen Huiran crying, he was at a loss. Everyone said they would apologize to Chen Huiran, but he confidently said that Chen Huiran threw away his textbook first and refused to apologize.

This matter suddenly reached the ears of the head teacher, Mr. Ou, so we had another whole discipline class. The teacher said to us seriously: "Students should live in harmony, don't make too many jokes, and consider each other's feelings when speaking. Don't say anything that hurts others, otherwise, it will be extremely sad. We should draw lessons from this incident. "

Yes, if two people consider each other's feelings and restrain their words and deeds, this unpleasant result will not occur. I will always remember the teacher's words and restrain myself from this situation in the future.

Thought of by the contradiction between two students

Today, something happened that made everyone unhappy and made me feel ashamed.

The thing is, some of our classmates are studying in the classroom. At this time, another part of the students rushed into the originally quiet classroom. We don't even know what happened. My brothers all looked at the door of the classroom with curious eyes. I saw Yang Xiaowei crying and flushed. He quarreled with the monitor, and the male students next to him were still laughing. I thought it was a joke, so I went back to study But at this time, the monitor said; Why don't we go out to play? The student next to him shouted "Yes". They poured out of the classroom. I don't know when an idea came to my mind; Whether it's to stand by and report to the teacher. I wanted to think again; If I tell my teachers, will they retaliate? My heart is like fifteen buckets of water. . . . Up and down. Alas, every time you help others kindly, you will get a scolding in the end, so don't mind your own business. Let's do our own thing. I wonder when the teacher came. My heart will be calm. I don't know what's going on, but I suddenly feel ashamed. I've been insulting myself. Why was I so timid? It would be nice to be scolded once.

I'm really ashamed of my behavior. I am even more puzzled by the students who go out to the theatre. Are they so hard-hearted and so indifferent? I don't think so. They're probably just curious.

This kind of thing will happen to me in the future, and I will never stand by. I will help it and solve it. But I hope it won't happen again.

The story between my classmates and me.

After school at noon last Friday, something happened beside me that made me very angry and depressed.

The story goes like this: when the first group finished school at noon and it was our turn to go, I strode behind Cai and held hands. Gao Yuxi said loudly: "Li Wan Qingyang, you are the second group. How can I hold hands with the first group? " I gave her an angry look and said, "Isn't the first group finished?" . She shouted again, "Come again, come again, and roll your eyes!" " "At this moment, Miss Yang came over and she stopped yelling.

When I got home, I was so sad that I cried and told my mother what had happened. I asked my mother, "As a monitor, can you disrespect others?" Mother smiled and said, "Qingyang, don't take it to heart." As the squad leader, she asked you to line up, which is a responsible performance. " Only if the method is not handled properly will you forgive her again. School life is short, so you should cherish friendship. "

Although this happened, I am also very sad. But when I think about my mother's words, I think there is some truth: be an open-minded person and not be petty.

I am a student, and the teacher said, "Your time at school is much longer than that at home!" " "That's right! Teachers and classmates get along for seven or eight hours every day. Our relationship is as close as parents and children, brothers and sisters. There have been many stories between my classmates and me. Some make me sad, some make me happy, some make me miserable, and some make me angry, just like a five-flavor bottle.

ferment

My two best friends, Xiao and Xiao B, had a conflict. Small ah blushes with anger and his neck is thick. Small B's eyes are bigger than two bells. Xiao A defiantly scolded Xiao B, who was born with a stubborn temper and directly hit him with an iron fist. Two people playing in the dark, the sun and the moon have no light. But I hesitated, both of them are good friends, and the palms of their hands are full of meat! I am too weak to live without them. Watching them beat each other to death, I was worried and very sour!

sweet

"Ha ha!" Three classmates and I are watching a very interesting movie in the cinema. During the winter vacation, we took a bus, bought tickets, watched movies and had lunch together. Sometimes when they tell jokes, we will burst into knowing laughter, and our eyes can't leave the movie. At lunch, I saw a classmate put salad on his nose. We stared at him, sipping our mouths and not laughing. However, he still wolfed down regardless of the image. Slowly, he felt strange and looked at us with a puzzled face. We finally burst out laughing! Happy holidays are so sweet!

difficult

"Why? Why don't you let me jump the long rope! " I was jumping a long rope five minutes ago when the monitor suddenly asked me to go out. "Don't jump!" "What are you doing?" I don't understand. I wiped my sweat and looked back at my classmates who jumped rope. "You don't have to take part in the competition!" The monitor said and left, and then the opening scene appeared. I don't understand, I wonder, and more importantly, I suffer! Life is hard to avoid

fragrant

"Did you use it?" "Is that you?" My deskmate turned her eyes to me. "I'm useless!" ""Is it really useless? " "Just your eraser? ! I am useless. "The deskmate suddenly smiled." You three are useless! I'm teasing you! ""what? "We were blushing at the time, and our deskmate was still snickering." How could you? "A classmate said that I was also very angry and echoed. At this time, my deskmate blushed like a monkey's ass. Under our stern eyes, he must be very uncomfortable, too!

School life is like this. We can experience all kinds of life with our classmates and teachers, so school life is interesting and unforgettable.

One thing in the winter vacation

The winter vacation is over, everything in the winter vacation is like colorful fireworks; Like falling snowflakes, I am light and happy. I picked up one of them carefully, which is the most memorable and meaningful thing for me.

It was a sunny day in winter, and my mood was as good as the weather. I gave my father a "challenge book"-to see who is better at chess. From the beginning, I stared at my father's chess piece, so I used two guns to destroy it. When I finished killing my father's minions happily, I only heard my father say happily, "General!" " I hurried to see my coach, whose gun was in front of our army. I asked Xiang for help, but my Xiang was blindfolded and could not move. I had to move the handsome position, and the position on the right was occupied by a car, so I had to move it to the left. "I think it's safe now!" "Just at that moment, I saw my father's horse jump up, which stopped my handsome again. At this time, I was under siege. I couldn't get in or go back, so I had to give up.

Dad said to me earnestly, "You can't be greedy when playing chess. The key to comprehensive layout is to take the handsome of the other side! " After the lesson of this failure, I said to myself: "Don't be impetuous, don't be greedy!" "

Then, another chess game began. This time, I started to be defensive and put the photos together; Then, the army slowly and surely crossed the Chu-Jianghan boundary and stormed. When I destroyed more than half of my father's defensive troops, my gun took the lead, and my father had to turn to the right, but I set a trap in advance and the car had been targeted. Dad doesn't play chess, and the high-heeled dad spat out his tongue and said, "If I don't let you, how can you win!" " "

Yes, the variables in chess are infinite. I will study hard, make continuous progress, win without arrogance and lose with grace!

One of the most unforgettable things in my summer vacation.

That day, I went to the hospital by car to visit my sick grandmother, and I met the most unforgettable thing on the way.

Somehow, there were so many people on the bus that day that I struggled for a long time in the crowd and finally found a seat. My legs filled with lead finally spread out. I looked at the scenery outside the window, flapped my legs with my hands and relaxed my stiff legs. At this moment, the bus stopped and an aunt came over with a baby in her arms. The baby in her arms is still crying. I saw that while paying for the ticket, she coaxed the child to say "Don't cry, the baby will be home soon". Then the conductor shouted in her crisp voice, "Who can give her seat to this lesbian with a baby?" I want to give her my seat, but it's too hard to remember what it was like to stand just now. I was hesitating when a slightly old voice interrupted my thoughts. I looked in the direction of the sound. An old man next to me stood up trembling, patted the chair with his hand and said, "Sit here!" " "Aunt looked a little embarrassed and refused:" Grandpa, your legs and feet are not good, so sit down! ""But the old man just waved his hand to show that he didn't need it. Aunt couldn't refuse, so she had to bite the bullet and sit down. At this time, I noticed that the old man had silver hair and a thin face, but his eyes were bright, his uniform was straight, some were old, but very clean, and his shoes had fallen off a lot. Suddenly, I felt that there were many "thorns" on the chair, which made me unable to sit down in peace. I stood up and tried to give my seat to the old man. Suddenly, I braked suddenly. I slipped and stepped on the old man's foot. Strange! Why didn't he respond at all?

At this moment, the horn on the bus rang. "xxxx hospital is here." I hurried out of the car. Seeing the veteran limping down, his legs were stiff. Ah! It turned out to be a prosthesis. I was shocked and watched him disappear into the vast sea of people.

Although this matter has passed, it left a deep impression on me. He let me know that "helping others should be the standard of cultivating personal character."

1

The summer vacation begins today. The summer vacation is here, but what should we do in the summer vacation? I think I want to do something different, but I don't know where to start and where to end ... maybe there is no beginning or end. Summer vacation is like this, so is life.

In children's eyes, society is always full of truth, goodness and beauty, and life is sweet and colorful. In the eyes of adults, society has two sides, truth, goodness and beauty, false ugliness, and life has ups and downs. Why do adults and children have such a big difference in their thoughts? There is only one conclusion: this is the fundamental difference between maturity and immaturity.

In the world, everything has two sides. The rich experience of adults determines that they see things more comprehensively. And if children want to mature, they must go through some things. Some people say, "life is a big training ground and a stage for honing people." In this special stage, everyone will encounter happy things and sad things. Sad things can make people suffer great pain, and happy things can make people feel good. If you face sad things all day, people will easily lose confidence and then give up on themselves, decadent and sinking; However, in the face of happy events all day, people will be confused by what is in front of them, lack social experience and be easily deceived. Just as plants can't lack sunshine and rain, people can't lack happiness and sadness in their experiences.

2

One of my favorite things to do in summer vacation is of course watching happy boys. I like Chen Chusheng best. I think many people like him. Some people like his voice, some people like the way he holds the guitar, some people like his story, some people like him as a person ... I like him, but it seems that it is not because of anything, but because of everything.

When I saw him again, I was attracted by him, because of his voice and his expression of singing with guitar and telling stories with music. I remember when I heard him sing, I was completely immersed. It's as if you walked into his story, as if he walked into your heart. This feeling was not available to all other players present at that time. When other contestants sing, they just listen mechanically, but listen to the sound of Chu.

I like him more and more in later competitions. In the final between Chen Chusheng and Awakening, the fans were divided into two groups, the judges were divided into two groups, and the host seemed to be divided into two groups. After the final result came out, He Laoshi also said that Chen Chusheng was awakened by mistake. Chen Chusheng and Awakening are two worlds, one selling box lunch and the other studying abroad. The final champion was Chen Chusheng, and I shouted happily, I won, and we Chu Sheng won.

In this world, I believe that everyone's persistence and efforts will be rewarded.

three

Hot summer is often a time to test people's perseverance. Everyone has different perseverance, but the door to knowledge is always open. It depends on whether you and I are willing to walk in the distance. Walking through the heat means that you have embarked on a new starting point. I happened to read a book today. Seeing Tong Dizhou's writing, Tong Dizhou's study was poor, but he worked hard and made rational use of his study in the morning and evening, and changed from last to first. I was greatly inspired by it: no matter what I do, I have to work hard and sweat to get the joy of harvest. This reminds me of a famous saying: "No pains, no gains." What a famous saying, my spirit was lifted at once, and I found a tonic that my spirit needed. As before, I study hard, and every day the teacher takes us to the ocean of knowledge and breaks through difficulties. Got a beautiful trophy.

I strengthened my faith, exercised my will and the spirit of constantly learning to climb. Wait for the challenge of the next level!

There are many unforgettable things for me, but among them, nothing gives me more insight and pleasure than buying food for the first time.

Today is Friday, and the teacher assigned us a special assignment-going to the market to buy food at the weekend, and then writing a composition.

When I got home, I told my parents about this special assignment assigned by my teacher. They smiled and agreed to go shopping with me the next day.

On Saturday morning, my parents went to the market to buy food and asked me to go with them. I immediately followed my parents out of the house. On the way, I asked my mother, "Mom, what shall we go to the market to buy today?" Mom said, "You can buy whatever you like and cook it for you at home, as long as you study hard." I said, "Good. I will definitely study hard. Today, let's buy some vegetables, cauliflower, fish and sauced duck to eat, shall we? " "good!"

So, we went into the market, first came to the place where the sauce duck was sold, and asked them to cut half a sauce duck. They cut half a sauced duck, weighed it on the scale and said to us, "This half sauced duck is twelve yuan." Dad paid, mom took the duck with sauce, and I followed them to other places to buy side dishes. Then, we went to the place where vegetables were sold and saw many fresh green vegetables and broccoli ... My mother and I picked them up. I pick flowers and vegetables, and my mother picks vegetables. I picked it out and showed it to my mother. Mom said, "The cauliflower you picked is good, so buy this cauliflower!" " "This cauliflower weighs more than a catty, and it costs fifty cents. Mother also paid fifty cents for the vegetables she picked. Then, we go to the place where we sell fish to buy fish. We bought a section of grass carp and paid five yuan. With all the dishes bought, we left the market and went home.

Back home, mom and dad immediately began to clean up. I also wash broccoli.

The most unforgettable thing-friendship

One night, when I finished my homework and opened the photo album at home, photos came into my eyes: a photo of my father's concentration, a photo of my mother immersed in the laboratory test, and a handsome smiling face of my brother ... However, all these failed to attract me, but my eyes stayed on a photo of Yu Fang and me. Yu Fang is a little girl wearing a red scarf. Her red face is like a gorgeous red cloud, her eyes are shining and her short hair is tied with a red bow. Ah! What a good classmate! I hold the photo album, and the feeling of friendship comes to my mind, and unforgettable memories come to my eyes.

Since the third grade, we have been classmates at the same table. Participate in various activities together every day to help each other solve problems that they don't understand. We became inseparable friends.

On a sunny morning, all the young pioneers in grade three went to Daguanshan Reservoir by bus. At first, I sat by the window with great interest. Look at the beautiful scenery outside the window. Students talking and laughing, happy! But later, when the car was driving on the flagstone road under maintenance, the body kept bumping. With the vibration of the car body, an unpleasant smell of gasoline made me dizzy and my insides rolled. I stretched my neck and threw up several times. I stood up and pulled the window glass to get some air, but I couldn't do it manually. I can only lean back in the chair. At this time, Yu Fang saw that I was pale and asked me with concern: "What's wrong with you?" Do you want to throw up? "And she held me in her arms and told the teacher. Seeing my uncomfortable appearance, Yu Fang quickly took the "essential balm" handed by the teacher and put it on my forehead and under my nostrils. But somehow. My chest is getting worse. I just looked up and threw up before I could say anything. I vomited all over Yu Fang, and the thick sour taste was really uncomfortable, but Yu Fang didn't even frown, so she quickly asked her classmates to pour me a glass of water to gargle. He also took out his brand-new handkerchief to help me wipe my mouth and hands. The students distributed medicine and food one after another. I looked at Yu Fang and my classmates and nodded my thanks! Slowly, people will feel much more relaxed. At this moment, I saw a gratified smile on Yu Fang's face.

After getting off the bus, the students got on the bus happily.

"It's time for bed, Chuchu." My mother's crying interrupted my meditation, but I still stared at the photo. ...