On the Tianjin dialect version of "One dark day, a young old man was holding a rusty kitchen knife"

On a dark day

There is a young old man.

Holding a rusty kitchen knife

Chop a panting man to death.

Be seen by a blind man on the spot.

The blind passed on to the deaf.

The deaf passed on to the paralyzed.

The paralytic rushed to the public security bureau.

Saw a policeman in prison uniform.

The policeman took a pistol without a pistol.

Drive a car without wheels

Rush to the scene

I saw the blind man explaining it there.

Mute is to divert traffic.

Paralyzed people were running around in the crowd.

I saw the police take out unlocked handcuffs.

After a desperate struggle

Handcuffed the panting dead man effortlessly.

At this moment, I saw the dumb man angry with the police.

I said, uncle, whose hand did you cuff?

The police quickly got off the car without wheels.

Take out a mobile phone with no signal

Made a phone call to the deaf without a theme.

Q: Why didn't you answer my phone?

The deaf man said, fool, your boy is fooling me again. If it weren't for my ears,

You almost lied to me again!