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Ask for animal jokes, such as rabbit series and parrot series.

classic joke: parrot who loves BT (hilarious) Xiao X goes to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

seller: my parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching it for a long time. All I can say so far is one sentence-"Who is it?"

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

when he got home in the evening, he thought, "I won't believe in religion or you!" " So little X taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot just said, "Who is it?" So little X got angry and locked the door and went to work.

after a while, a gas bill checker (Z for short) came.

Little Z, "Knock, Knock ..." (Knock on the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

little z: gas inspector.

parrot: who is it?

little z: gas inspector.

parrot: who is it?

little z: gas inspector.

in the evening, Xiao X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground at the door of my house, foaming at the mouth.

little x: yo ~! Who is this?

I heard someone checking the gas in the room.