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Mary ordered an fried egg for lunch. She said to the waitress, "The protein should be well-done, but the yolk should be raw and must flow." . Don't put too much oil in cooking, add some pepper and less salt. Pay special attention to the fresh eggs laid by happy hens in the country. The waitress said very gently, "excuse me, does the hen's name Jenny suit you?" "

Carl's company has a new supervisor. On the first day in office, the supervisor took the initiative to say hello to Carl.

My colleague felt very strange and asked Carl, "Do you know our supervisor?"

Carl gave a wry smile and said, "Yes, he can be said to be my relative."

Colleague asked, "What relative are you?"

Carl frowned and was silent for a moment. He said, "This is a strange relative. He married my ex-wife. "

John went to see a psychiatrist because he had a quarrel with his girlfriend. The doctor asked him many questions, but he didn't find the crux. Finally, the doctor asked, "Did you see your girlfriend's face when kissing?"

John said, "I saw it once."

The doctor asked, "What's the situation?"

John thought for a moment and said, "She looks angry."

At this time, the doctor felt that he had found the answer and said, "Very interesting, this is the key to the problem. You saw your girlfriend's face and thought she was angry. You obviously ignored her feelings. By the way, under what circumstances did you see her angry face? "

John was embarrassed and said, "Oh, she stood outside the window watching me kiss someone else ..."