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A joke about time
Interpol reprimanded: I am dying, and I still ask what time it is!
The prisoner said: this is a great event in my life. Remember that this time is very important to me.
Pat's wife won't let him go to the ball game, so it only makes sense for him to talk left and right, and his wife has to accompany him. Helpless, we had to rush to the stadium together. When we arrived at the stadium, the football match in the second half had already started.
Pat asked the nearby fans, "Excuse me, what's the score on the field now?"
One fan said, "Zero to zero."
The wife said, "Great! We didn't delay at all. "
Xing Zi asked the shop assistant, "I'm going to stay in Europe for two weeks. Do you have a guidebook or something? "
"Young lady, you're just in time. This is a new book that arrived yesterday. It's called "Ten-Day Tour in Europe".
"That's great! But what should I do with the remaining four days? "
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