Who knows the jokes about elephants and ants?

One day, an ant said something to an elephant. The elephant fainted. Do you know what this is?

The ant said to the elephant, "honey, I'm pregnant."

The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this?

Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again".

The elephant and the ant got married, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant was very sad and cried and scolded: Dear, why did you walk in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my fucking life, so I'll bury you!

1. One day, a rabbit found an ant hiding behind a tree and put out one foot. The rabbit was very surprised. When asked what to do, the ant said, "Shh, keep your voice down, the elephant is coming, and watch me trip ~ ~ ~"

The next day, the rabbit saw a group of ants marching in a long line, and the rabbit fainted. "Where are you going?" One of the ants said, "Hey, don't mention it. Yesterday, a brother knocked down an elephant, and it was seriously injured ... We rushed to donate blood to the elephant ~ ~ ~

On the third day, the rabbit saw an elephant burying itself in the soil, with only one foot exposed. The rabbit asked the elephant what this hall was for ... The elephant swallowed and said, "An ant knocked down one of our brothers the day before yesterday and smashed it into a plant elephant. Today, no matter what I say, I will avenge my brother ... I have to fall on them ... at least he is schizophrenic ~ ~

On the fourth day, the rabbit saw a group of ants cutting down trees. The rabbit is confused. The ant told the rabbit, "hey ... forget it." Yesterday, a brother went out and accidentally broke an elephant's leg. We have to get some wood to make plywood for elephants ~ ~ ~

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest and was covered by ants. The elephant shook its body, and ants fell to the ground one by one, leaving only one lying on its neck clutching the elephant's hair. The ants on the ground watched and shouted in unison: strangle him! ! !

Ants and elephants have many stories.

One day 1, ants were sunbathing on the road. At this time, the elephant came, and the ant refused, so the elephant threatened, "If you don't get out of the way, I will step on you!" " The ant disdained, "If you dare to come here, I will kill you, son of a bitch."

One day, an elephant was taking a bath in the river, and an ant ran over and said, "Stand up and let me have a look?"

The elephant stood up and said, "Why?" The ant breathed a sigh of relief and said, "My underwear is gone. I thought you stole it! "

One day, the ant came to the elephant with a nervous face and said, "Brother Elephant, I am pregnant. Could it be your child? "