Humorous jokes in primary school classes

Humorous jokes in primary school classes

In class, as a teacher, I can prepare some interesting stories for my classmates to enliven the atmosphere. The following are humorous jokes I carefully prepared in primary school class. You can refer to the following!

You go to your mother.

At night, my 3-and-a-half-year-old son lies between my wife and me, ready to go to bed. The son said, "Mom hugged me to sleep!" " I teased him: "Mom hugs you, where's Dad?" The son immediately turned around and said seriously, "Go to your mother!" "

What is there to be ashamed of?

"Which school did you graduate from?" "Bucai graduated from the latest university." "That's a prestigious school!" "YanChong. Dare I ask your Excellency? " "Broverley is reading." "wow! He is also a talented young man with a bright future! " I walked by and stared straight ahead. Isn't it New Oriental and Lan Xiang? There's nothing to panic about!

You must learn math well.

In math class, the math teacher taught us: students, we must learn math well, even if it is not a good school. I often use it in my later life. For example, if you sell cabbage, it costs five yuan and three Jin, and people want seven yuan. How many Jin do you give? Xx, please answer. The classmate thought for a moment and replied, teacher, I don't sell seven dollars.

The teacher's IQ is really high

Teacher: "A plaster model was lost in our classroom today. I lost it before half past eight. Who was there before half past eight? " Under the teacher's gaze, my monitor, my classmates and I trembled and responded. Teacher: "Never mind the plaster. The monitor will remember those who were late and didn't raise their hands. "

Listen to what someone has said.

After kissing, ask parents what they think of each other. Mom said: "The ass is quite big, it is easy to have a baby!" " Dad said, "We have goods in front of us. We can't lose our children!" " I am not satisfied: "I am not looking for a fertility machine! I value spiritual harmony and have the same hobbies! " My mother glared at me: "In the future, you two will hug each other and roll on the bed. Can you still have the same hobby? "

A war is about to begin.

Mother came back from a business trip and nursed her youngest son at night. The son asked, "Mom, you only have one child. Why do you have two boobs?" Mom smiled and said, "Because one is for you and the other is for dad!" " The son is very angry: "you are eccentric!" Last night, the bad aunt next door gave her two boobs to her father. You gave it back to them? "

If your girlfriend is not a vegetarian, she doesn't need a body bag.

After graduating from college, my work place is far away from my girlfriend, and it takes a long time to meet again. I want to see her again today, so I sent her a short message in advance: I will take my hundreds of millions of brothers to see you tomorrow. It didn't take long for the message to come back: then prepare more body bags for your brother.

Now your chrysanthemum is the monitor's exclusive.

I remember when I was a soldier, I brought a pack of chrysanthemum tea from home. Chatting with the monitor one day, I remembered that I had not finished my tea, so I asked the monitor, monitor, would you like to try my chrysanthemum? The monitor looked at me stupidly for a while and said that the newcomer was quite sensible.

This is a scam. That is the equipment in the game.

Two women were chatting in the elevator: "My husband and I were free last night, so we just looked at the jewelry. We wanted to buy a bracelet, but we didn't like it, so we bought a pair of earrings. Fortunately, the price is not too expensive, less than 300 thousand. My husband said, buy it if you like. I said yes, it's fine, but unfortunately I can't bring it now. " Another woman asked, "Why?" "Level 80 can only be brought, and now the level is not enough!"

What I said is also reasonable.

I have a qq sister group. Yesterday, a sister asked, "I found a phenomenon. The bigger the chest, the whiter the exposed part will feel. Why is this? " A Zi said, "It's like blowing a balloon. The balloon was originally black, and the bigger it blew, the lighter it became. "

People will explode in an emergency.

Someone came home at night, passed by a cemetery and accidentally fell into a newly dug grave. The man tried his best not to climb up, so he sat in the corner and rested until dawn before calling for help. At this time, another person who returned overnight also fell into the grave and struggled to climb out. A voice came from the corner, brother, don't waste your energy, you can't get out. The man screamed in horror and climbed out of the grave to escape to the distance.

Dude, am I that ugly?

When I walked to the ktv door that day, several boys came out of the door. Obviously, they are still singing. I bowed my head and put it on. A handsome guy inside said, "Lift your veil and let me see your face …" I blushed and looked up at him. At this glance, he immediately stumbled and changed a song: "

It's not easy to express my little brother.

Recently, I worked in a courier company, responsible for mailing goods to guests. Sometimes you will meet impatient customers and always ask loudly at the front desk, "where are my things?" You didn't send it, did you? Isn't it? Didn't send it? " In this case, I can't wait to take off my pants on the spot to prove my innocence!

Looks like you're fired.

Recently, the company's efficiency is not very good, and the boss said that he would lay off employees. In order to keep my job, I just bought some gifts, but as soon as I entered the door, my boss flew into a rage: "You! We must compete by strength. Don't give anything Take everything from me. Take it away! " I can't help it I moved everything sent by other colleagues back home. Emma, I'm exhausted.

Times have changed a lot. ...

In the past, girls liked boys who smelled of soap. Now boys who smelled of soap don't necessarily like you girls.

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