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The thief went to a house to steal. The thief said to the shopkeeper, put your hands up or I'll give you some color to see why the shopkeeper said, don't do this.

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The thief went to a house to steal. The thief said to his master viciously, "Put up your hands, or I will give you some color to see see!" " "The host said," no, don't do that. I'm color blind, I can't tell colors apart! " "

Hey hey.

1. Threatening others in front of them is called robbery, not theft.

2. As long as I can "give you some color to see see!" Something like this can be answered: "No, I'm color blind and can't tell colors!" " People simply disdain that kind of threat and don't care at all (the master may be a martial arts master), so they "tease you" in turn.

This evasive technique is often used by rappers.

Primary school students can't understand quickly, but high school students should be able to.