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Jin Shengtan explains the world events in 20 12.

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The sun is hidden in the ocean.

I dare not seek hegemony from now on.

All the soldiers and petrol are sold out.

Jin Sheng sighed: "It's like seeing another soldier in a peaceful world, which should be on the ocean. Since then, it has become more prosperous.

Solution: When the United States and Japan saw us standing in their world leadership position, we were jealous. Because of the dispute between the East China Sea and Diaoyu Islands, we had a territorial war with Japan, and they tried to contain China in an all-round way. So the US-Japan alliance hit one of us, which also implies that two warriors facing west rushed to the sun with spears.

But we won the final victory, because the United States did not have sincerity to participate in the war and quit halfway. As a result, with Japan's strategic depth, it was certainly impossible to wage a large-scale war with China, so Japan was defeated. National strength declined and was abandoned by the world trend. It seems that preparations must be made for future military struggles. )

"visitors come from the west and stop in the east." The so-called guest, neither enemy nor friend, from west to east. It means that the United States is the most likely country. Just imagine, which western country will confront China militarily? !

The United States wanted to contain China and avoid confrontation with China, so it was not completely involved in the Sino-Japanese conflict. So America is still a guest, not an enemy. In order to maintain the US-Japan alliance, the United States always comes over and pretends to watch the fire from the other side and reap the profits. Finally, the momentum increased, but the rain decreased. This is called "visitors come from the west and stop in the east." Finally, the United States stopped watching!

Without the help of the United States, Japan is not far from the day of defeat. Let's look at the picture again. On the right are two warriors with spears, and on the left are pointing to the rising sun (from the map of the world, China is on the left, and the United States and Japan are on the right). The US-Japan alliance must have crossed the ocean, and the rising sun on the left represents China, which is already in full swing. Only in this way can we conform to the positioning of the world map. It is also more in line with the actual situation, because the United States and Japan have an alliance treaty, so we must be prepared for a fierce battle. "Wood fire and gold water", the lack of soil in the five elements, must be for territorial disputes, most likely the Diaoyu Islands dispute.

"Wash this shame", a century-old shame, washed away. China didn't really defeat the Japanese in the Anti-Japanese War. After a century of humiliation, it is finally bloody. In this case, the time is already after 2030, probably before 2045.

"Emperor Yan enlightens the whole world", which means that the Chinese culture of the descendants of the Yellow Emperor is carried forward all over the world and has been recognized by the whole world. People all over the world support us, and the popularity is on our side.