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Three people in the desert! (hilarious) PART 1

An American, a Japanese and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said,' I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!'

The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said,' This is very simple and will satisfy you! Let's start with the second wish. The American said: I want a lot of money! After the fairy realized his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." So this American returned to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Japanese again. The Japanese said,' I want beautiful women!' The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese said, I want beautiful women! The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman .. The Japanese finally said,' Send me back to France.'

After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the people of China what they wanted.

China people said,' Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first.' The fairy gave it to him. He asked him what his second wish was. China people say,' Another bottle of Erguotou! The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China people say that I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them all back.

the second part

Japan and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three have to continue to walk. Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said,' I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you.' Japanese and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later.

Therefore, China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The Japanese and Americans urged the people of China to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the fairy,' All right, it's all right, go away. '

the third part

Americans and Japanese continue to trudge angrily with the people of China. When they left, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said,' I am the apprentice of that immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!' The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again." The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about yours?" The Japanese quickly said,' I don't want to see that China person either.' The fairy said,' All right. Then he turned to the China man and asked, "What about yours?" China people say, "What they say doesn't count".

part four

As a result, Americans and Japanese gnashed their teeth and followed China people, and they saw a bottle when they walked. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said,' I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!' Americans and Japanese shouted in unison,' What did that China guy say? The man said,' OK', so he turned to China and asked,' What do you want to say?' The China man said,' Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me'.

The fifth part

The three men walked on, and they saw the edge of the desert, and they were almost successful!

Suddenly, a group of aborigines came around.

The chief said, I want to see which of you is the cleverest. The cleverest one can go, and the remaining two can stay. I'm going to hit each of you with a 100 stick, but each of you can make a request before the battle.

The American thought for a moment: put a mat on it.

The chief ordered: OK.

As a result, the mat was smashed and the Americans were beaten to death.

The Japanese said: Give me 10 mat.

As a result, the mat was smashed and the Japanese were fine. He smiled, ha ha ha ha ha ha. The Japanese are still very smart, right?

The chief said to the people of China: Say it.

China people say: Put the Japanese on the mat:) Face up!