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A funny two-part allegorical saying about horses (100 sentence)

Let's watch the two-part allegorical saying channel to sort out the funny two-part allegorical saying about horses for everyone. Here, you will laugh happily. Let's have a look!

1, saddle on the donkey's back? It doesn't match the number

2. Make a phone call on horseback? anecdote

3. Nail palm on horseback? It's too far from the point.

4. riding a horse to study? wait and see

5. flies in the manger? Confused.

6. Is there a donkey's head sticking out of the manger? One more mouth.

7. That long-horned mule colt? Strange things.

8. A horse fight? Look at the topic (hoof)

9. Is Ma Daha an accountant? It's all a mess.

10, Ma Huhu? That's not true.

1 1, the horse stretches its legs? Give me a question.

12, the wasp crossed the river? Carry (harmful) poison

13, hornet's nest? Don't stab

14, wasp bites baldy? There is nothing to hide.

15, wasp needle, scorpion tail? cannot afford to offend

16, did the horse cross the bamboo bridge? Difficult to turn.

17, Monday morning quarterback? It's too late

18, the horse reins the sheep's head? The way is wrong.

19, the pony pulls the cart? Trapped.

20. Are you wearing a cow's mouth? Nonsense.

2 1, horse-drawn unicycle? Turn it over.

22. Coffee in Malaysia? call for deep thought

23. Mario's hind legs? Show off/show off/show off one's advantages

24. The halter worn by cattle? Apply mechanically.

25. Roadside spittoon? Renren beer

26. Is the road not called the road? fair

27. A fly on a horse's ass? Buzzing.

28, Ma San pet head? Free of charge.

29. Do acrobatics at once? Gao Yi.

30. The fly on the saddle spoon? Confused.

3 1, Ma Shao touches the pot? This kind of thing often happens (metaphor is very common)

32. Is the ponytail elongated? This is not worth talking about.

33. Tofu with ponytail? I can't lift it.

34. Horsetail Batty Tofu? Can't string together

35, ponytail ponytail? You kick, I kick, you hit, I hit.

36. ponytail rope? Don't work hard

37. Can ponytails make threads? Not worth talking about (playing)

38. Circus monkeys? Play with anyone.

39. Circus clown? Go through the motions.

40. Selling tofu? The business is not big, but the shelf is not small.

4 1, blind people ride blind horses? interrupt

42, the teeth of the mold snake wasp needle? The most poisonous

43. The horse in the temple? Can't be surprised.

44. Take five horses and pour six sheep? Bow, face down.

45. You have a good horse and I have a golden saddle? Worthy of you

46. Put a saddle on the cow's back? a chaotic state

47. Put the horse's mouth in the bullpen? It's none of your business.

48. Does the daughter country recruit horses? One's wishful thinking

49. Climb on horseback and want to fly? So high and so far.

50. Did you kiss your ass? Will bite for a while

5 1, kiss your ass? Get excited.

52. Jogging horses trip you up? intentional injury

53, riding an old cow chasing a fast horse? Being far behind, people can only see the dust of the rider in front ―― far behind, unable to catch up.

54. Riding with a backpack? It's all up to the horse

55. Riding without a whip? Lick someone's shoes.

56. Riding across the wooden bridge? It's hard to turn back

57. Ride through downtown? rude

58. Riding on a wooden bridge? Cann't go back

59. Ride on Tianshan Mountain? See you later.

60. Less riding time and more pedaling time? put the cart before the horse

6 1, riding is too shaky? Blessed will not be enjoyed.

62. Riding an ox after a horse? Being far behind, people can only see the dust of the rider in front ―― far behind, unable to catch up.

63. Qin's yellow mule horse? Very experienced.

64. Fully painted toilet? It's light outside and stinks inside.

65. fist racing? go-getter

66. Is the lame riding a blind horse? Everyone showed what he was good at.

67. People ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there is a cart behind me? Not as good as others, not as good as others.

68. Are goats and wild horses together? Social withdrawal

69. Touch peanuts and beans on a girl? Catch a lot.

70. Needle a girl? Easy to get ahead

7 1, lost horses and chariots? the dice is cut

72. Did Sima Yi break the Eight Diagrams Array? have a smattering of knowledge

73. A dead cow pulls a wooden horse? easily

74. Has Monkey Sun been sealed? I don't know how old I am.

75. Catch the rabbit with a horse pole? knock/fool/mess/hang about

76. Kiss up? end

77. Does the doll ride a wooden horse? move forward

78. The wasp in the nest? Not easy to mess with

79. Riding a blind horse? spread

80. Horse racing in the shoe shell basket? Run a few steps.

8 1, the heart is equipped with a motor? Hot stomach

82. Put a motor on your chest? Touching people's hearts

83, wild horse runaway? To push or bump through.

84. One horse for two elephants? It may not be worthwhile.

85. Does the Jade Emperor recruit horses? A strange thing.

86. The wasp that fried the nest? disordered/chaotic/confused

87. Stand on the mountain and watch horses fight? No kicking, no biting.

88. The goods from the paper horse shop? Waiting for combustion

89. Zhuge Liang shed tears and beheaded the horse. Take sth as a whole

90.is it a wasp? Don't be offended.

9 1, call by horse? Strange news

92. Does the faucet not pull the ponytail? It is wrong to use force (figuratively speaking, strength or kung fu is useless and to the point)

93. Go to the sedan chair to pee temporarily? In a hurry/panic

94. Did the old man poke a hornet's nest? Find a way (thorn)

95. Does the old buffalo pull a carriage? Can't set it

96. Mud horses pinch idols? Have no good heart

97. Race by the horse's tail? hang

98, the general don't dismount? Go your separate ways.

99. See the camel and say the horse is swollen? Be easily surprised by ignorance.

100, yellow dog is a horse? Chaos;