Somebody tell me some funny jokes.

1.- I don't even believe in punctuation.

2.- Hey, excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

4. Are you tired? Tiredness is right, comfort is reserved for the dead.

You said you would wait for me to come back. Did you wait? Did you find someone to wait with?

6. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other. -

7. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over. -

8.-There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

9. I'm going to get a haircut. I turned my head in the sea.

10。 -You're dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

11...-I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

12. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

13. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult or dangerous you are, you should treat yourself as a two-faced person.

15.—— You are not the traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

16. Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied. -

17。 Distance does not produce beauty, but a mistress.

18. matador, VIP. -Bitch. -

19. Who is pretending to be pure in this world?

If you don't like me, I'll castrate you and be my sister. -

2 1. I may not be at home when Happiness knocks at the door.

22. I won't do anything that you will regret later. I only do things that you will regret later.

23. The ocean between us dried up and the rocks rotted. Who are we going to show it to?

24.- I don't mind you lying to me, what I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

2 1. The third person is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply. -

22. I stood in your smart room and shouted: Ouch! How deep! -

23. I want to go to Denmark to see with my own eyes what Andersen said about love.

24. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you.

Please don't have the heart to remind me that I'm just one person.

26. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

If one day I say I don't love you, it means I don't love anyone.

28. Mom said. Looking for a husband is to find someone who loves you, not to hurt yourself.

29. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

30. Fate is like a book.

If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

3 1. Who can touch me? I will even give you my life. -