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What are the advantages of men wearing watches?
There used to be a joke that Hong Kong people couldn't find a job without wearing a watch, and the boss would think that you had no sense of time and could do nothing. So Hong Kong people can go to work without a suit, but not without a watch.
When you need a watch, it shows that you value your time and your life!
The fundamental difference between the rich and the poor in treating time: the poor have nothing but more time, which can be wasted and killed casually when they are young, and they are afraid of achieving nothing when they are old.
Many people say, since you have a mobile phone, why bring a watch! Is there no time on the mobile phone? Isn't it unnecessary? You know, when you look at the time with your mobile phone, your girlfriend will feel immature and insecure;
The boss will see that you are unhappy, and every time he sees you, he will take out his mobile phone crazily, and customers will think that you have poor taste. These are all manifestations of men's "inexplicable" taste. It is reported that watches are men's best wrist ornaments. Men all over the world have a favorite watch on their wrists.
I remember a beautiful woman asking me this question. Do you know what I see at first sight when I look at a man? I asked, "See what?" The beauty replied, "See if he wears a watch." Interesting, isn't it? Who has better taste than a man who holds time in his hands?
"Why don't men take Wu Gou and accept fifty states in Guanshan?" This heroic complex makes countless men excited. Shopping malls, love, and even life are like a battle. Only the wristwatch will accompany you to win the battle and realize your dream.
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