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What is the first thing in the world that a newly married person says before the wedding?
German bride: "Honey, are you asleep?"
French bride: "Husband, am I beautiful?"
Japanese bride: "Sorry, the service is not good, please take care of me."
American bride: "How much is tonight worth?"
British bride: "Should our children go to Cambridge when they grow up? Oxford? ”
What do Chinese brides say to their husbands on their wedding night? The "bridal chamber whispers" spread around the pillow are also a kind of personal privacy and are rarely disclosed to the world, but I still heard a few grooms make drunken gaffes.
Groom A revealed: His bride said worriedly, how will we sleep tonight? (Offsite tip: The bed in the room is filled with bedding, blankets and various supplies, which is enough to last for about 200 years.)
Groom B recalled: The lovely bride was just out of the crowd of people clamoring for her wedding. He couldn't wait to urge the groom to take out the "red envelopes" and count them.
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