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Besides Jinshan Temple, what other interesting places are there in Zhenjiang? I stayed in Zhenjiang for a year and found nothing interesting.

Speaking of Zhenjiang, many people's first impression is that Zhenjiang balsamic vinegar is the best in the world. This is not bragging. It is rumored that half of Zhenjiang's annual output value is earned by vinegar, and Zhenjiang people believe it.

My home is in Zhenjiang, the hometown of vinegar, so wherever I go, I always feel a little sour. When I meet a beautiful lady, I will say hello in ancient Chinese. Even if I meet a beggar, I will give a little shout. Now pour water on the white cloud yellow crane, and some guys are also called vinegar brewing. I solemnly said: I am a Zhenjiang guy, and I am sour. Who am I afraid of? Big bird thought it was a joke, but it dawned on him when he really knew that I was from Zhenjiang.

Speaking of Zhenjiang, for a hungry stick who lives on food, the first thing that comes to mind is Zhenjiang snacks. People in Zhenjiang love sweets, and they love sweets everywhere in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, but they are dwarfed by Zhenjiang people. REDUP is in Taizhou, Jiangsu, and his family weighs at most half a catty of sugar in January, which is incredible for Wuhan birds. Let me talk about my family. My family has a two-catty sugar jar, which costs one month. Therefore, it is no exaggeration to say that Zhenjiang people spit and smear sweetness. Zhenjiang's vinegar is really famous. Snacks and vinegar are indispensable. I am not jealous myself. When I eat wonton stew, it stings. There is a vinegar factory in Zhenjiang called Hengshun Soy Sauce Vinegar Factory, which produces soy sauce, pickles and vinegar. But now it is probably renamed Hengshun Group, a kimchi group, but Zhenjiang people are proud of it. If nothing else, it's just kimchi balls.

Zhenjiang vinegar killed many other delicious foods in Zhenjiang, such as Zhenjiang crystal pork. I love this thing most, so I am addicted to it. Now my mouth is watering. The delicious thing about Zhenjiang pork is that it is slippery. A piece of mother pork, which is thick and rotten, slides down when it is made into pork. That taste is called: cool! By the way, I forgot to mention that Zhenjiang people are particularly strange. In other places, mother pork is not allowed to go to the streets. In Zhenjiang, this kind of female pork is generally robbed as soon as it is filed, and the older it is, the thicker it is, the better it will sell. This is also a great wonder of Zhenjiang.

Besides meat and vinegar, Zhenjiang also has pickles, copper noodle pots and fish, and pickles are not as good as Yangzhou's. Although it is said that the ancestors who made pickles in Yangzhou fled from Zhenjiang in the Ming Dynasty, no one has come to verify it. Anyway, the pickles in Zhenjiang have been suppressed by Yangzhou for at least 200 years. I don't think there is any future after 200 years, but we Zhenjiang people don't think anything: you. But then again, I don't eat Zhenjiang pickles. I eat Yangzhou kimchi because it is delicious. Besides, what is the so-called copper noodle pot? Only the literature has recorded it, and it seems to have been lost. It is said that several desperate nouveau riche opened a copper noodle pot shop, which seemed to be smashed in the end. I haven't eaten a copper noodle pot, but it was born too late. In addition, a treasure of Zhenjiang is cuiyu, which is a kind of marine fish. This fish is spiritual. I know Zhenjiang people are greedy and love to eat, so I swim up from the sea every year just to swim to Zhenjiang and wait to be eaten. This fish is so stupid, you should know it, so it will be extinct soon. Zhenjiang people now call Chui Fish the son of Emperor Turtle, you boy. So I haven't eaten it either. I only expect to eat the big-headed silver carp here in Wuhan.

After eating, because he loves to eat, Luo said a little more. Let's talk about fun. When it comes to places to play in Zhenjiang, there are not too many places to play. The first is the "Three Mountains", namely Jinshan, Jiao Shan and Beigushan. During my three years of study in Zhenjiang, I focused on these three mountains. There are three mountains on the river, of which Jinshan is the highest and most famous. The famous legend is the White Snake and Xu Xian, where water overflows the Jinshan Mountain. I think people with a little historical and cultural background in China should know that the guy from Taiwan Province Province made a movie. I don't think it tastes like this. Who knows which mountain he overflowed?

Jinshan Hill

Jinshan is indeed the "golden" mountain in Zhenjiang. With this word "gold", a lot of money is cheated every year, which is estimated to be the other half of the output value. I was cheated by him four times and I sold it myself. There is nothing to talk about, just pity those tourists who come all the way to see the white snake, and there is not even a bone. I was cheated for the first time when I was a child. I forgot that the last time I was cheated was in the third year of high school, and I walked. Other comrades are preparing for the exam and have a few extra dollars in their pockets, hoping to support the construction of their hometown. So they went to Jinshan again. Tickets are expensive and I'm shivering. I exchanged silver for a piece of paper, and I feel unspeakable uncomfortable. I don't know how to pay tribute to the old man Fahai. Jinshan is one of them. I feel awkward, like an awl. I like the old man Fahai, so I go to see him as soon as I have money. Fahai was seriously damaged by historical stories. I really admire his original imagination, and then he was smeared by people who don't know the truth. He has become a rogue, an embodiment of evil, so I will spend money to see him.

Halfway up the hill in Jinshan, there is a small grotto, in which sits a stone statue of a foreigner who is affectionate and solemn and doesn't know the truth, saying that he is reflecting, reviewing and thinking; I think this old man is enlightened, enlightened Buddha; As a layman, I don't need to explain to him, but I have a clear conscience. I don't care how others criticize me for "I don't know the Buddha, but the Buddha is in my heart." Misunderstanding leads to misunderstanding. The old man Fahai is luckier than the couple in Qin Gui. It is said that the couple in Yuefei Temple have to bear two mouthfuls of water every day, and there is nothing they can do if they live here and die. Fahai is much better than this couple. There is a rule in Jinshan Fahai Cave that you can scold, but you have to throw money in. The more you throw, the better your luck. You have a headache. If your money falls on the old man, your headache will get better. Your stomach just doesn't grow up. Just put your money on the old man's stomach, as if he would have a son. So I don't know how much money falls on Fahai every day, which makes all the beggars in Zhenjiang feel sad. I heard that beggars tried to break into the Buddhist country of the old man in Fahai. I don't know if it's true, and I don't have much interest in research. Jinshan is not much to say. Readers should see for themselves. Don't forget to throw some silver to the old man when he looks at it. You will suddenly get better after years of stomach trouble or lovesickness. Very clever, hehe!

After talking about Jinshan, I found myself talking too much and took Jiao Shan's seat. If Jinshan is still stained with a lot of silver, Jiao Shan is relatively exquisite. Jiao Shan is like an abandoned orphan, standing alone in the river, with a mountain height of only 70 meters, which is more suitable for the elderly and some fragile girls; Jiao Shan is a sad mountain. There were several bitter battles above, one was to attack Eight-Nation Alliance, and the other was to fight against Japan. There are still traces of war on the mountain, which is silent. Jiao Shan is the first choice for the sad people in Zhenjiang to commit suicide, and even Jiao Shan himself has been on the couch many times. The whole of Jiao Shan is scarred. I prefer Jiao Shan, because Jiao Shan is free from vulgarity, and also because of Jiao Shan's lettering, where there are the handwriting of famous artists of all ages. As a calligraphy lover, it is Yilu Salem from Zhenjiang. Every time I go to Jiao Shan, I go with a heart of worship, which gives me a lot of inspiration. I think the culture of Jiao Shan has also saved the lives of many heartbroken people. Look at the remains of the first monument in the world and the scars on the rocks. Jiao Shan is more representative. As for Beigushan, I haven't been there. I heard that there is only realm, but no scenery. I think it's almost enough for everyone to blaspheme "Looking Back at the Gubei Pavilion in Jingkou".