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Who knows how to play mahjong in thirteen orphans?

Lianzhong mahjong calculation method

I. [More than 88 cards]

1.{ Sifang Dafa} 168 times

East, west, east, west, south, north, south, north, north.

In fact, it is the combination of four happiness and green hair pairs.

2.{ Tianhe} 168 The dealer will play cards immediately, and any Hu card type will do.

3.{ Dihe} 158 After the first card is dealt by the Zhuang family, the next family will touch it by themselves, and the card type is not limited.

4.{ Renhe} The first lap 108 Hu card, the card type is not limited.

Two. [88 cards]

1.{ Thirteen orphans} (also known as Shiguo Wu Shuang) 88 times.

19w 19t 19b The hair in the southeast, northwest and central parts is all white.

One of all 13 medicine nine cards plus the sum of any one of them.

2.{ Four Happiness} (also known as Four Happiness) 88 times

East, West, East, West, South, North, South, North, North, 33w

Every moment or section of the four wind cards in the southeast, northwest and northwest, plus any pair of other cards.

3.{ Da Sanyuan} (also known as Sanyuan Ji) 88 times

Middle school hair white 123w88t

White three kinds of lively carvings or stripes, plus any straight or carved stripes, and any pair of totals.

4. Back to "Jiu Lian Bao Deng" 88 times

1 1 123456789999 w

In the example, the first 13 cards are the basic drawing type of Jiulianbao lamp (nine-door drawing) 1 12345678999, and the 14 cards of any such number cards are added to form a sum. In this case, it is a Hu-brand ten thousand-card of Jiulianbao lamp, which can clear the door.

5.{ Seven pairs in a row} (also called roller) 88 times

1 1223344556677t

Seven sets of cards of the same kind are connected together, which is a tube in legend and can hold all kinds of cards. Hu cards can also be 2 to 8 or 3 to 9, and the door should be clear.

6.{ Qingcai} (also known as Quanai) 88 times.

234234666888t method

Any combination of 23468 Suo and Qingfa Hupai can be used.

7.{ Four bars} (also known as eighteen bachelors) 88 times

Any four pairs of barbells (light and shade are not limited) plus any pair.

8.{ Mixing Bar} 88 times and 4 mixing bars

Three. [64 cards]

1. "Little Four Happiness" 64 times

East, west, east, west, south, north, south, north, south 123w

The lettering or bar of three cards in four winds cards in the southeast, northwest and northwest is a pair combination with another card, which matches the harmony, lettering or bar of any card.

2.{ Small Three Yuan} 64 yuan

Zhong Zhong Zhong Fa Bai Bai 234b99t

Carvings or lines of two of the three types of movable type, plus a pair of the other type, are combined with two pairs of straight, carved or lines of any other card.

3.64 times

1 1 1999 w 1 1 1999 t99b

There are six styles of "Jiupai" Hu brand, namely 190,000, 19 rope and19 drum, which are far more difficult than 88 big ternary and green ones.

4{. A colorful dragon club} 64 times

123 12355789789b

Two pairs 123 and two pairs of 789 have the same number plate, and five pairs are generals.

5.{ Words are the same color} 64 times

Dongdong, southeast, north, south, north, north, south, white.

There are seven kinds of cards, southeast, northwest and middle white. Because there are seven kinds of cards, the difficulty is much lower than that of clearing cards. Seven decks of Hu cards are allowed.

6.{ Four Dark Engravings} 64 times

111w3337777 tDongdongfa (eat or touch, it's Menqing)

Hu-the door cleaning sign is composed of carvings or strips of various cards.

Four. [48 cards]

1.{ One color and four section heights} 48 times

222333444555t22b (touchable)

Four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive quarters or four consecutive four cards with the same number of cards match any pair.

2.{ Same color four smooth} 48 times

123 123 123 123 w77t

The same four orders of the same number of cards match any pair and sum.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) [32 cards]

1.{ Four steps in one color} 32 times

123345567789w88t

For example, the same number plate of123,345,567,789 is paired with any pair to form a sum. Similar cards include 123, 234, 345, 456, etc.

2.{ mixed nine} 32 times

111999W999b Winter is white (touchable)

Hu card type consists of nine cards and can be seven pairs.

3.{ Three thick bars} 32 times

It is any card composed of three pairs of barbells and any other straight or engraved with any pair.

4.{ God listens} After listening for 32 times.

Intransitive verbs [24 cards]

1.{ seven pairs} 24 times

1 122w4477t88b Dongdong Fafa

A basic type of Hu brand, which is summarized by seven pairs.

2.{ Seven stars don't rely on} 24 times

14w25t39b southeast, northwest and central with white.

Of the thirteen kinds of cards, seven are complete, that is, seven stars do not rely on them.

3.{ Full Double Engraving} 24 times

222444w666888b22t (touchable)

A sculpture or strip composed of all even cards, which is composed of even cards in pairs.

4.{ All} 24 times

778899w789t789b88t

Hu card type consists of 789 cards, allowing seven pairs.

5.{ All} 24 Hu cards, all composed of 456 cards, allowing seven pairs (see all).

6.{ Full size} There are 24 Hu cards composed of 123 cards, and 7 pairs are allowed (see full size).

7.{ One color, three segments high} 24 times

111222333w567t88b (touchable)

Three consecutive carvings or stripes with the same number of cards match the straight, carved and stripes of any card and any pair of cards.

8.{ Similar to the same color} 24 times

123 123 123 w 789 t55b

The same three pairs of the same number of cards have a straight, engraved, bar and any pair of any kind of cards.

9.{ Uniform} 24 times

12323456767899w

Hu card type consists of the same number of cards, allowing seven pairs.

Seven. [16 brand type]

1.{ Qinglong} 16 norm

123456789w345t88b

The same number of cards,123,456,789 ss is Qinglong.

2.{ One-color third-order height} 16 times

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There are three steps for the same number of cards at the same interval, as shown in the legend,123,345,567, and similarly there are 234,456,678 or 345,567,789. There are three kinds of * * between two cards. It can also be123,234,345. There are also 234, 345, 456 or 345, 456, 567 or 456, 567, 678 and 567, 678 and 789. There are five kinds of cards, and the interval is 1.

3.{ Identical to Five} 16 volumes

345345w567t567b55b

All the strokes, carvings, stripes and pairs of the Hu brand type have 50,000, 5 ropes or 5 drums.

4.{ Tricolor Ssangyong Club} 16 times

123789w55t 123789b

A Hu card type, consisting of cards with the same number as 123 and 789 and a pair of cards with another number of 5.

5.{ three secret engravings} 16 times

111333w77t12388b (lettering should be touched, not touched).

Hu brand type contains any three engravings (dark bars can also be used) in the hand. The so-called secret engraving refers to the hand, and cannot be engraved by touching other brands.

6.{ Three synchronizations} 16 times

222w222t222b45688t (touchable)

Three pairs of engravings or stripes of the same number plate in three number plates.

Eight. [12 brand type]

1.{ 13 None} 12 times

147w25t36b southeast northwest middle hair

One of the basic sum cards consists of nine cards in 147258369 and any 14 cards in seven cards (one card is not required to be 147 or 258 in card counting, only three cards are required to count differently, for example, ten thousand cards are 147, and drums are 258).

2.{ Combination Dragon} 12 Fan

147w258t369b Zhongnan Northwest Middle School

Thirteen combinations of 147258369, which don't depend on three cards, become the combined dragon.

3.{ 5} 12 times or more

667788w789t67899b

All cards count as 6789, so if it is greater than five, seven pairs of Hu cards are allowed. If you don't include 6, they are all big.

4.{ less than 5} 12 fan (the same as above 5)

All cards are counted as 1234, so less than five cards are called, and seven pairs of Hu cards are allowed. If you don't include 4, they are all small.

5.{ Three Wind Carvings} 12 Fan

East, east, south, north, south, north and north 123w88b

Hu brand type includes any three pairs of wind brand prints or bars.

Nine. [8 hand types]

1.{ Hualong} 8 times

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It consists of123,456,789.

2.{ Can't push it down} 8 times

1 12233B 22456t in vain.

The so-called push-down is to put the cards upside down in the same way. There are 245,689 ropes, 65,438+0,234,589 tubes, 14 kinds of white boards, and any type of Hu cards can be combined, allowing seven pairs of Hu cards.

3.{ Three colors and Three Shun} 8 times

123789w789t55789b

Hu-card type contains a set of identical digital straight lines and three number cards.

4.{ Three colors and three sections high} 8 times

123555w666t77788b

A pair of sculptors or barbells, each of the three kinds of cards has a size difference.

5.{ No fans total} 8 fans

123w44678t789t Dongdong

Hu's cards can't be counted. They can't be clear, and they can't find it in their own mahjong.

6.{ Searching for the Moon in the Sea} Grasp the spear when playing the last card for 8 times, but it is not in the mahjong.

7. Touch the last card 8 times.

8.{ The bar blooms} Open the bar eight times, and the cards won by the bar are all the same.

9.{ Rob it again} 8 times, and the card that was opened was just tied by someone else.

X.{6 cards}

1.{ color mixing} 6 times

123345789 Dongdong Fafa

Hu card type consisting of many cards and cards, allowing seven decks of cards to be combined together.

2.{ Bumper and} 6 times

111333w444t Dongdong Fafa

Mahjong head consists of four pairs of carvings or barbells, such as mixed nine, clear nine, four secret carvings, four barbells, big four happiness, big four hairs and so on. Belong to this category, but do not repeat the calculation.

3.{ Three colors and three steps high} 6 times

123w234t345b Dongdong Fafa

Each of the three cards has a straight, arranged at the same interval from small to large, such as 1.23 million, 234 ropes, 345 or 234 drums, 456 drums, 6.78 million and so on.

4.{ Five doors together} 6 times

123w345t789b Dongdong Fafa

Tiger-style four groups of straight or carved heads and a pair of mahjong heads are composed of three numbers: ten thousand, rope and barrel, and two cards: wind and arrow.

5.{ begging for food} 6 times, all the cards were touched or exposed publicly, and finally the player was caught by hanging, but there was no such thing as touching mahjong by himself.

6.{ Double dark bars} Six Hu cards contain two pairs of dark bars.

Xi。 {4 card types}

1. All tapes are 4 times.

123w789t11b Dongdong Fafa (note that the word is also nine cards).

All the strokes, carvings, lines and arrangements in the Hu brand have at least one medicinal moxibustion card.

2.{ Dont Ask For Help} The fourth door is clear and touched by himself.

3. There are three cards of the same kind that have been played or exposed in Fanhe, and the fourth card is called the He card.

4.{ Double exposed bars} Four Hu cards have two pairs of exposed bars.

Twelve. [2 cards]

1.{ Ping} 2 times

Draw cards consisting of four straights and a pair of counting cards, and the edge, ridge and fishing do not affect the sum.

2. Break 9} 2 times

234345w456t55678b (also without words)

The summation type has no one, nine and board.

3.{ Four returns to one} 2 times

1 1 1 123 w345t 67899 b

And the card type contains four identical cards, but it can't be a thick stick.

4.{ Carve at the same time twice} Two sets of copies of number plates or barbells, with the same ordinal number and size. For the legend, please refer to three simultaneous moments.

5.{ Double Secret Carving} There are two kinds of secret carvings, the two-fold and the card type. For the legend, please refer to the third quarter.

6.{ Cleaning in front of the door} Don't eat, touch or expose the bar twice, and finally catch and let go. If you touch yourself, it's Dont Ask For Help.

7.{ Door Wind Carving} 2 Wind Carving with the same door wind (that is, the place where you sit faces the same wind carving)

8.{ Circle Wind Carving} The second wind carving is the same circle wind (that is a circle).

9.{ Arrow carving} 2 pieces of medium-long white carving or barbell.

10.{ Dark bar} 2 times, draw 4 identical cards and open the bar.

Thirteen. [1 brand type]

1.{ generally high} 1 time

1 12233w456t789b Dongdong

Two identical strokes for counting cards

2.{ Happy Meeting} 1 fans

123 w 123t 456678 b Dongdong

Two cards with the same serial number

3.{ Lian Liu} 1 time

123456w456t678b Dongdong

A pair of straight lines consisting of six cards with serial numbers connected.

4.{ Suitable for all ages} 1 time

123789w567t345b Fafa

A counting card of 123 and 789

5.{ One door is missing} 1 fan

123345w56767899b

A suit card is missing from the Hu card type.

6.{ Mojiuke} 1, the number of cards or plates once or nine times, or lettering or barbells.

7.{ Nothing to say} 1 Fanhu brand has no plate.

8.{ Open the bar} 1 Open the hand with the cards played by others or open the hand that has been touched with the fourth stroke.

9.{ Sidebar} 1 Fan 12 Hu 3 or 89 Hu 7

10.{ Embedded} 1 two cards embedded in the middle card, such as 46 Hu 5, 79 Hu 8, etc.

1 1.{ Single fishing} 1 Fishing cards will be merged.

12.{ Self-touch} 1 self-touch.

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More than 88 calories: Sifang Dafa * Heaven and Earth and * Human Harmony *

88 brand type: thirteen orphans, four happy children, three yuan, nine Lianbao lamps, seven pairs of green lamps, one color, four thick rods and mixed rods *

64 cards: small four happiness, small three yuan, Qing, 91 color, Ssangyong, 1 color, 4 secret engravings.

48 calories: one color, four segments, one color and four smoothness.

32 calories: one color, four steps, high mixing, 93 thick sticks, listening to the sky *

24 cards: Seven pairs of seven stars do not rely on full double engraving, full size, full medium size, full small size, one color, three sections of height, one color, three identical colors and one unity.

16 brand type: Qinglong has one color, three levels, five or three colors, Shuanglong Club, three secret engravings and three simultaneous moments.

12 mystery card type: there is no dragon combination greater than five and less than five or three winds.

08 mystery card type: Hualong can't push three colors, three colors, three colors, three segments, height, beauty of the moon and rejuvenation of the moon.

Fan card type: mixed monochrome touch five doors, three colors, three steps, full demand, double dark bars and double arrows, mixed four models *

04 fan card type: four steps * three sections * mixed with Yao and absolutely open double open bars.

Fan type: peace breaking, 94 times one or two at the same time, double secret engraving, door cleaning, circular engraving, wind engraving, arrow engraving, hidden bar engraving, three steps *

0 1 vermicelli card type: Generally, there are six people in high happiness, suitable for all ages, lacking a door. Nine minutes without words, bar open, fishing alone. 258 will be * * nine heads *

Note: Those marked with * are non-China brands.