Zhang Ailing's Last Joke

1. It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't expect to take it home. The first thing it said was, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

When the lady heard this, she thought: No, outsiders thought I was teaching this, which didn't ruin my image as a lady. So she tried her best to give the parrot something elegant, but the mother parrot was very determined and would only say, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

..... What should I do? When the lady lost her mind, she heard that the priest had a parrot (male). The parrot not only didn't swear, but also was a devout believer, praying most of the time every day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After understanding her purpose, the priest looked a little embarrassed and said, "Well, it's difficult. In fact, the parrot didn't deliberately teach it anything. The reason why I am so pious may be because I have been edified here for a long time. "

Seeing that the lady was very depressed, the priest said, "Tell you what, you bring me that parrot and I'll put them together." . I hope your parrot will be affected after a period of time. That's all I can do. It's up to God ... "

Hearing this, the lady can only do this. Isn't there a saying: Is it near Zhu Zhechi? Just try it. So she took the parrot to see the priest. The priest put two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a little stiff. Seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage and praying silently, I really can't bear to bother. But she still can't help herself. Finally, the clear voice said, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish of praying for so many years has finally come true ..."

To know what will happen, please pay attention to 19: 38.

2. Girls should not say that.

A man said to a woman, "I invite you to dinner."

The woman said, "Some other time."

To know what will happen, please pay attention to 19: 38.

3. There is a couple. The husband likes bowling very much, but he is also afraid of his wife. My wife loves smoking very much. One night, when she found that she had run out of cigarettes, she told her husband to buy them. The husband had no choice but to buy it, but it was late and the nearby grocery stores were closed, which worried him. It suddenly occurred to her that there should be cigarettes in the bar, so she went. At the bar, my husband saw a pedestal at a glance.

In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly thought that he forgot to buy cigarettes for his wife. He was afraid that his wife would kill him if she knew, so he asked the lady if she had talcum powder. The lady was very strange, but she gave it to him anyway. The husband put talcum powder on his hands and went home. As soon as he entered the house, the husband saw his wife standing there angrily. The wife asked her husband, "Where have you been?"

The husband honestly replied, "There was no place to sell cigarettes on the roadside, so I went to the bar. When we get to the bar and see a beautiful woman, we will strike up a conversation, and then we will get a room. "

After listening, the wife said to her husband, "Give me your hand!" "

The husband obediently held out his hand for his wife to see. The wife was furious and said, "I didn't say you went bowling with your friends!" " What happened to your hand! "

To know what will happen, please pay attention to 19: 38.

On the wedding night, the bride has undressed and gone to bed.

The groom also took off his coat, shirt and tie, but when he got the shoes, he was in trouble.

Because the shoelaces can't be untied, they are more and more connected. The bride quickly said, "What a fool! There is a knife there. Just cut it with a knife! " "

The bride's mother eavesdropped in the next room to see if everything was satisfactory. Hearing the bride say this, she shouted, "No, you can't use a knife." She said through the wall, "Tell him to wipe some saliva."

To know what will happen, please pay attention to 19: 38.