Ah, this man is really humorous.

Composition 1: "Ah, this man is really humorous" 600 words ~ this man is really humorous.

Cao Zihui, Grade Four, Yang Hao Street Primary School, Yuci District, Jinzhong City, Shanxi Province

I have many friends, but the best is Cao Yuanyuan, her! Usually she likes to make trouble, but she is still a little girl that everyone loves. She has short black hair and watery eyes, and always smiles every day. It is a beautiful and lovely "little loli". She is not only lovely, but also a talented woman who is proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy. The most attractive thing is her endless sense of humor.

Speaking of her humor! Then the whole thing happened one after another ~ shh? While she is away, I'll tell you some of her little humor ~ let you share our happiness.

Once, we played cards with some friends. When it was my turn to draw cards, I didn't expect to draw the one that kissed the nose of the person on your left. At that time, everyone turned their attention to Cao Yuanyuan, and it took her a long time to react. "Do as required on the card ~" shouted some guy who gloated. Everyone followed suit, so I had to dedicate that "precious kiss" to her I was about to kiss her when she fell to the ground with a scream and uttered a voice saying, "Soul, gone with the wind ~". Everyone laughed happily when they saw the funny action.

Another time, we played skateboarding together. During the warm-up exercise, Cao Yuanyuan hunched one leg, stretched out his arm to imitate Superman's movements, and muttered "Hahahaha ~ I am Superman, here I am." You all get out of the way, or I'll hurt you! "Everyone looked at her funny actions and humorous language. Laughed so hard that everyone couldn't keep back.

This is my lovely humorous little friend, and her humorous story is still good.

A lot. I can't finish talking. She is a quiet girl with a fiery heart and full of energy.

Everyone likes her ~ you're starting to like her ~

Composition 2: "This man is really humorous" 400 words This man is really humorous.

Everyone's mother is unique, some are kind, some are cute, some are strict, some are indifferent ... My humorous mother is rare, she is not lively, but I am a joke.

If it is oral kung fu, I will never catch up with this "humorous mother". Every time a math problem is discussed, there will always be differences, so you argue with me. But my mother always stood above me like a victorious general. When I confidently tried to explain my method to her, I was dumbfounded-I actually miscalculated and my momentum plummeted. It's over, how come you were defeated before the quarrel was over! At this time, my mother always said, "I eat more salt than you do!" " "I seized the opportunity to fight back:" Eating so much salt makes you salty! " "The bacon is good. Put some slices next to the steamed cabbage. Don't you think it's delicious?" "You, you ... good cow's mother! Hate "I pretended to be angry and stared at her." Hate me like me, I am a cow mother, because I am a cow! "She smiled at me and made me laugh and cry. How many people can have this unique sense of humor?

My mother always makes me laugh and cry, and sometimes I am forced out by her. This special humor has been with me until now, and now I like to "bicker" with my mother. How much fun my humorous mother has brought me!

Composition 3: "This person is really humorous" is 600 words. They just talk humorously, have wonderful personalities and interesting teaching methods, but they always attract our attention. On the three-foot platform, they exude unique personality charm. ...

When I saw the title of this composition "This Man is Real", a person naturally appeared in my mind-my makeup teacher, Miss Liu. He's so humorous!

Usually, when teachers criticize students, they use harsh tone, while Teacher Liu educates students with humorous methods, which leaves a deep impression on students. That day, we gave our composition to Mr. Liu and went out to play. After a while, Teacher Liu asked Jiang Bo, "How many people are there in your family?" Jiang bo stopped playing and said, "How can people talk about articles?" Teacher Liu smiled and handed him the composition: "Then look at your composition." Jiang bo took the composition and looked at it. When he saw that he wrote "My mother is a teacher" as "My mother is a teacher", he immediately blushed.

Teacher Liu is humorous not only in educating students, but also in life. Suppose once, a thin classmate has been challenging a fat classmate, and the fat classmate couldn't bear it any longer and launched a "challenge" to the thin classmate. In this way, two students, one fat and one thin, held hands one after another in the corridor, and both sides tried their best. After about 20 rounds, the thin students gradually began to lose strength and were ready to escape. The fat classmate said, "Don't try to run!" So I caught up with him. The thin classmate saw someone coming towards him in front, and he was about to bump into it. He quickly braked. Unexpectedly, his feet went soft and he knelt down. He looked up and saw that it was Miss Liu. Seeing him like this, Mr. Liu put one hand behind his back and said with the other, "Ai Qing is free!" "The students in the corridor laughed. ...

Actually, Mr. Liu still has a lot of humor, so I won't introduce it here. In a word, Teacher Liu feels really humorous!

(Instructor Liu Xiangdong)

Composition 4: this man's humorous composition 100 words 1000 words this man's humorous composition 100 words.

This man is really humorous. His composition is 100 words.

This man is really humorous. "Part 1: Teacher Xue Tongxin is full of humor.

I didn't go to dance class on Thursday night. Because I had a cold and a fever, my mother sent a text message to Teacher Man asking for leave.

When I went to dance class this morning, Teacher Man met me and joked, Xue Tongxin, are you sick from eating too much hamburger? Teacher Man is very humorous. When we have a rest in dance class, he always likes to amuse our children. We all like him very much.

Chapter Two: Humorous Teacher Liu and Liu Anxin.

Today, Teacher Liu in our class is very humorous. This morning, when Mr. Liu was running, he saw a classmate running wildly. Teacher Liu said, "Hey ~ How to run? Bandits go to town ~ Besides, some students went to the toilet when they were sleeping at noon today. When they come back, wow ~

A group of people were shouting there. At this moment, Teacher Liu said, Ah, bandits have entered the city ~ Then our class burst into laughter. How's it going? Teacher Liu in our class is very humorous today ~

Chapter 3: Humorous dance teacher He Ruiying.

Today, as usual, my father took me to a dance class. Today's dance teacher Yang is different from usual. He is very humorous today, saying that Yang in our class is acting because she cries like a play. It is said that Yi Lee grew up on aliens, because Yang Lai asked her questions and she didn't answer them.

Dear students, do you also want to have such a dance teacher ~

Chapter four: Humorous friend Qiu Haotian.

My friend Mo Guanglin is ten years old. Read the fourth grade. He is about my age and has big eyes. He is humorous and good at telling jokes.

Once, he wanted to play poker. I said, I have playing cards at home. Do you want to play? No, I didn't see them last time I went to your house. Yes ~ I said. No ~ he said. There is ~ no ~ there are both of us.

You argue with me word for word. Mo Guanglin suddenly said that he had nothing to do with it. He just paused and said that there was no poker in your house ~ haha ~ I smiled. I smiled and said, You might as well just say no, so it became an existence. Hearing this, he smiled and said, it seems that you also know humor ~ hahaha, this is my friend.

Chapter five: humorous teacher Zhu Guoyue.

Today, we didn't go to exercise because the teacher said it was raining. It's great that we can compete again. At this moment, Miss Guo came. She said, do you want to hear a good news? We said, yes.

Teacher Guo said, the good news I want to say is that we are very excited to have a three-day holiday on April Fool's Day afternoon. Just then, the teacher said, however, we screamed, and the teacher said that we should do three papers every day. We said, isn't that the same? The teacher said it was impossible. We said that the teacher should hurry up and say that this is a good thing. The teacher said that we should write a paper every day. We said there was still a lot of homework, the teacher said. Teacher Guo is so humorous ~

Composition 5: this man's humorous composition 100 words (simplified version) 1000 words this man's humorous composition 100 words.

This man is really humorous. His composition is 100 words.

Chapter One: Humorous Teacher Xue Tongxin.

I didn't go to dance class on Thursday night. Because I had a cold and a fever, my mother sent a text message to Teacher Man asking for leave.

When I went to dance class this morning, Teacher Man met me and joked, Xue Tongxin, are you sick from eating too much hamburger? Teacher Man is very humorous. When we have a rest in dance class, he always likes to amuse our children. We all like him very much.

Chapter Two: Humorous Teacher Liu and Liu Anxin.

Today, Teacher Liu in our class is very humorous. This morning, when Mr. Liu was running, he saw a classmate running wildly. Teacher Liu said, "Hey ~ How to run? Bandits go to town ~ Besides, some students went to the toilet when they were sleeping at noon today. When they come back, wow ~

A group of people were shouting there. At this moment, Teacher Liu said, Ah, bandits have entered the city ~ Then our class burst into laughter. How's it going? Teacher Liu in our class is very humorous today ~

Chapter 3: Humorous dance teacher He Ruiying.

Today, as usual, my father took me to a dance class. Today's dance teacher Yang is different from usual. He is very humorous today, saying that Yang in our class is acting because she cries like a play. It is said that Yi Lee grew up on aliens, because Yang Lai asked her questions and she didn't answer them.

Dear students, do you also want to have such a dance teacher ~

Chapter four: Humorous friend Qiu Haotian.

My friend Mo Guanglin is ten years old. Read the fourth grade. He is about my age and has big eyes. He is humorous and good at telling jokes.

Once, he wanted to play poker. I said, I have poker at home. Do you want to play? I don't know,

I didn't even see it last time I went to your house. Yes ~ I said. No ~ he said. There are ~ no ~ the two of us, you argue with me one by one. Mo Guanglin suddenly said whether it had something to do with it, but he just paused and said no ~ Haha, you don't have playing cards at home ~ Haha ~ I laughed when I heard it, and I said with a smile, you might as well just say&& lsquo；; No&& rsquo；; , so it became & & lsquo；; Is there & & rsquo；; Yes Hearing this, he smiled and said, it seems that you also know humor ~ hahaha, this is my friend.

Chapter five: humorous teacher Zhu Guoyue.

Today, we didn't go to exercise because the teacher said it was raining. It's great that we can compete again. At this moment, Miss Guo came. She said, do you want to hear a good news? We said, yes.

Teacher Guo said, the good news I want to say is that we are very excited to have a three-day holiday on April Fool's Day afternoon. Just then, the teacher said, however, we screamed, and the teacher said that we should do three papers every day. We said, isn't that the same? The teacher said it was impossible. We said that the teacher should hurry up and say that this is a good thing. The teacher said that we should write a paper every day. We said there was still a lot of homework, the teacher said. Teacher Guo is so humorous ~

Composition 6: "This man is really stingy" 300 words This man is really stingy.

In society, some businessmen are honest, but others are stingy. I met a very stingy businessman. Once, my father and I went shopping. Dad took a fancy to the red pig liver and said to the boss, boss, how much is this pig liver? I looked at him carefully: he was of medium build, wearing patched clothes, his hands were dripping with blood and his trousers were covered with mud. Three yuan and thirty cents a catty. He said slowly. I cried, so expensive! They all sell for three yuan a catty. This is first-rate pork liver, he said, much better than those old guys! I said to him, can you make it cheaper? No, not a penny less! He said angrily. Let's not buy him. ! I whispered to my father. Dad said: this man is too stingy, let's go! After that, we left the vegetable market. This man is really, he won't even let me have 30 cents. I have never seen such a stingy person! Grade 5, Sun City Primary School, Qixia District, Nanjing: Chen Yuhang in 2000.

Composition 7: "Composition: This person is really interesting" 600 words There is a little brother next door to my house who is only three years old this year. My little brother was born in the year of the World Expo, so he was nicknamed "Bobo". He is not only our "happy fruit", but also a "troublemaker".

"Sister! Sister! Open the door! " Listen, Bobo is knocking at the door again. He rushed in as soon as I opened the door. As soon as I ran to the dining table, I dropped the chopsticks my mother had eaten. Aunt had no choice but to take him home, but he refused and struggled desperately in her arms. Aunt couldn't hold him any longer, so she had to put him down. As soon as she landed, Bobo ran in at once. As she ran, she said, "Run, run …", which made my aunt laugh and cry.

Finally being rushed to the door, Bobo lost his temper again because he was lying on the ground and refused to leave. His brother came to help, but it didn't help to pull hard. It happened that my mother brought moon cakes. I used my quick wits to cut a piece of moon cake and waved it in front of Bobo. Look, my little eyes have been staring at the moon cakes! I turned my head and ran. When Bobo saw it, he immediately got up and chased me. He also said in half-baked Mandarin: "Yes, yes, leaf (moon) cake, leaf (moon) cake." This can't help but lead to a burst of laughter, even I can't laugh anymore, so I stuffed the moon cake to Bobo.

He ate moon cakes and ran back to my house excitedly! Well, I really can't help it. After eating moon cakes, he suddenly saw that my sister still had moon cakes in her hand, so he asked my sister for them. But my sister just wouldn't give it to him and teased him. Bobo was angry and suddenly came up with a sentence that surprised everyone at the scene. He said: "Bage (Ga) is a road." It took us a long time to understand what he was talking about and who taught him. Bobo is so interesting. As long as he is in our house, there will be laughter in our house from time to time, and we can have a rest until he comes home.

Today, Bobo has gone to kindergarten. Although there is less time to visit guests, his interesting stories are endless. I really like my little brother next door!

Composition 8: "This man is really strange" 2800-word composition 1: He is really strange.

Chen Xiaoming is a small man in our class. He's black and fat. He's really likable!

I remember last week's vaccination showed me another side of him. This man's composition is really strange. On that day, all the students knew that they were going to have an injection soon, and they were very scared. When they talk about needles, their hair will stand on end, which makes many girls tremble. Chen Xiaoming sat quietly in his position, with his arms in his hands and his mouth closed, but tears were swirling in his eyes! Strange? Why is this man crying? The students around him hurried forward to comfort him, which calmed him down a little.

Line up for injections! Yo-so scared! It's bound to hurt. We leaned against the wall of the injection room and our hearts were in our throats. "Wow-"What's that noise? "Chen Xiaoming is crying" shouted the classmate in front. How is that possible? ! He's a little man! The students behind quickly craned their necks to look forward. I saw the teacher in charge, Miss Li, stroking Chen Xiaoming's head gently. His eyes were red and he clung to Miss Li. Hey! Chen Xiaoming, why did you cry at the critical moment? Why don't ordinary little men get off to a good start? Hi! Really! Teacher Li comforted him for a long time before he slowly entered the health cause. When the needle pierced his arm, he closed his eyes tightly and pushed the needle past. Well, not bad!

This Chen Xiaoming, who looks like a man at ordinary times, is not as timid as a little girl at the critical moment. Hey, this guy is really weird.

I have a classmate named Tian Yun who is 1 1 years old this year. He is super lively, super cute and super loved by everyone! Although he is a "dwarf", he is recognized as a "mathematical genius" by his classmates and often equals me. Unfortunately, among these outstanding people, he has a "shortcoming" that makes people laugh and cry: he likes to joke. No wonder I call him "super freak". I remember once, I was joking with my deskmate and saw him pat me on the back. See I turned, he immediately raised his hands * * * waves, shrugged, descended at me. I was scared to run around, but he was still running after me, jumping his "devil figure" (the name is also recognized by everyone), disgusting! I have no choice but to ask my classmates next to me for help. Unexpectedly, they all sat there giggling! Wang was even more proud. He ran like a rabbit. I simply put his schoolbag on the ground. Suddenly, he flew into a rage, his face flushed bright red, and his brow twisted into a pimple the size of a lentil. Shit! He must be angry! "Ding Lingling ..." Fortunately, the bell helped me out, and I just got away with it! You see, this is the super lively, super cute and super popular day -Bang!

What a strange man!

Number two: She's really weird.

She is not very attractive. Her oval face, moon eyebrows, watery eyes, especially her slightly tilted mouth, make her look naive and funny.

Huh? Why are so many people crowded together over there? Oh-it's her. She is playing a game of "you push and I pull" with her friends. No wonder there are so many people.

She is an ordinary girl. She is not very attractive. Her oval face, moon eyebrows, watery eyes, especially her slightly tilted mouth, make her look childish and funny.

She is an introverted girl. At home, she seldom talks. Her friend asked her, "How many words do you talk at home a day?" She always said, "No more than twenty sentences." Why? Because her parents are often away from home and she is often the only one at home, she is used to living alone. At school, she has become an outgoing girl. She always greets her friends, and friends always talk to her when they have worries. She can also keep a secret. Therefore, she has more and more friends.

She is a girl who likes dancing. Someone once asked her, "What's your hobby?" She always proudly said, "My hobbies are dancing and playing the piano." Every time there is a literary performance at school, you can see an "ugly" girl-her.

She likes not only dancing, but also playing the piano. Qin is an instrument that she only started to contact in the second grade. At that time, her mother bought her an electronic organ in order to train her into a girl who knows musical instruments. At first, she had little interest in the piano. Later, when I saw my sister playing the piano, I found it very interesting and fell in love with the piano. Many things happen. A month later, she learned to play the little star.

Any idea who she is? Hee hee, she is me.

Rule 3: This man is really strange.

"Bread sellers, bread sellers, only 5 yuan each, come and buy fresh bread!" About five o'clock in the morning. I vaguely heard someone shouting, "Who is it? Awaken people's dreams. " I got up reluctantly and ran to the window. "Oh, it's a bread seller." I was very angry and thought: I woke up people's dreams in order to sell bread and get more money.

In the morning, it's time for me to have breakfast. My mother took a piece of bread and butter from her bag and poured me a glass of milk. I picked up the bread and ate it with relish. "Well, mom, this bread is delicious. Where did you buy it? " I asked casually, "Oh!" Mom smiled and said, "I bought it from the bread stand at the door." Hearing this, I decided to visit him this afternoon.

Go out with 10 in the afternoon. I ran to the stall owner and took out 10 yuan and said, "I want to buy two bread and butter." He said kindly, "Little sister, try this bread and see if it tastes good?" I accepted it rudely.

Come here, let's eat. After eating, I took out 10 yuan and gave me another loaf of bread. The peddler took the money and gave me five yuan in change. I was surprised and said, "How are you ...? By the way, little sister, eat less bread, or you will get fat. " After thanking me, I picked up 5 yuan and went home.

This man is really strange. Give him money, he doesn't want it, and remind me to eat less bread. Doesn't he want to make more money?

Rule number four: He's really weird.

Mention the stars in the sky, and you will sigh countless times. Speaking of weirdos around us, countless stars have to "abdicate and make way."

Let's talk about it first Grandpa Yang, who cleans toilets, often goes into toilets where even mosquitoes are afraid of being smoked to death without wearing a mask, but he also keeps saying that he saves resources. There he goes again. As soon as the stinking toilet was cleaned by his hands, it immediately "transformed" and even the air was a little fresh. No wonder everyone laughed and called him a "toilet cleaning expert".

In addition, the nosy aunt Wang always acts at dawn. Shuttling back and forth in the community, whose bike fell, she quickly picked it up; Whose child cried, she went forward to coax; Someone dropped something and she helped to pick it up. She did everything about safety, hygiene and handyman, which really became a "strange sight" in the hearts of people who turned a deaf ear to things outside the window.

But the strangest thing is our teacher. She is always the first to get to school and the last to go home every day. For our growth, her heart ached. Which classmate can't catch up with her study, she will find out the problem and take the initiative to make up lessons for her; Which classmate is infatuated with Internet cafes, she persuades again and again until she changes her mind. When any classmate has difficulties at home, she asks for help. In her mind, only work, only students. No wonder people call her a workaholic.

At first, I thought they were strange. I didn't like them and even scolded them quietly. But gradually, I learned a lot from them, and I gradually moved from "darkness" to "light" Isn't this so-called "strangeness" the embodiment of their due diligence? It is also their selfless dedication and unknown actions that make our society full of warmth and color!

Article 5: This man is really strange.

Ha! Look at this guy! He is of medium height, with a Chinese character and two heavy eyebrows on his face. Bright eyes, a pair of high myopia glasses on the high bridge of the nose, and a rabbit tooth in his mouth. It's funny to laugh at rabbit teeth in a "haha" voice.

He always likes playing with me. Once, I played chess with him on a whim and lost again and again. When I hit back at General, he took out a bag of my favorite "Happy" potatoes.

Composition 9: "This man is really interesting" 600 words Hey! This man is really interesting. So who is this person? Ha! Keep it a secret for now. But don't blame me for being heartless!

It is said that this person is now in junior high school and his grades are relatively stable. Speaking of this person's "interesting" incident, it's really "everyone knows, everyone knows"!

Once, at home, this man actually put on his clothes inside out. Do you find it interesting? Alas, this happened to be seen by this man's brother. He pointed to his clothes and laughed in turn: "My God! How interesting! Hearing this, the man glanced at his clothes: "Ah? Is it reversed? " After hearing this, her brother even laughed.

At this time, her volcano erupted and shouted at her brother's nose, but his brother didn't take it seriously at all and continued his symphony.

At this point, she was angry and had to use "housekeeping skills" and "nine yin white bones claws". Seeing this posture, her brother put his hands on his waist and prepared to "fight back" with his "eighteen palms". Passing 18-wheeler, "Paws" just grabbed my brother's hand. "Mom!" Her brother "cried and cried" and "hugged his hand and cried"

Oh! She was proud, "Hey! Did you take it? " "Hum! Not satisfied! " "oh! It seems that I won't stop until I reach the Yellow River! See if I don't hit you' hemiplegia'! " Her brother talked to himself for a while and immediately "begged for mercy". She is more arrogant. Her brother saw the opportunity and made a "surprise attack". Hey! The wolf has a winning game when the shepherds quarrel. "She has already seen through her brother's intrigue, and the backhand is another trick of" Nine Yin Bones Claw ". Unexpectedly, her brother became smart, but he cleverly avoided it and used the "sunflower acupuncturist", but he was unfortunately possessed.

After many fights with her brother, she defeated the "enemy" and "ran away". Awesome!

Now I can tell you that this interesting person's surname is Yin Mingyu, and he is next!

Instructor: Zhao Youzhen

This man is really interesting.

To say interesting people, it must be YanZi Pei, and the interesting trophy must belong to YanZi Pei.

Yan Zikun can be said to be the king of laughter among the boys in our class. His movements and expressions often make people laugh. I remember one night not long ago, Yan Zikan pretended to talk in his sleep. When Li Jiaming saw him talking in his sleep, he leaned his head in the past and was slapped gently by Yan Zikan. After I saw it, I rolled on the bed with laughter, and the other students in the dormitory laughed their heads off. Some students laughed and hit the wall with their fists. That's not all. The most interesting thing is yet to come: one day soon after the start of school, Yan Zikun made up a song for me to sing to you. "Bajie has a bad heart and a big stomach." Just sing, Yan Qiran told everyone that everyone laughed. One more thing, you will find it even more ridiculous after listening to it. On the morning of last year120, Yan zikun saw that Zhou Jiaxian didn't wake up, so he put his shoes on Zhou Jiaxian's face, but Zhou Jiaxian didn't wake up, so Yan zikun held his nose and Zhou Jiaxian finally woke up. Made everyone present laugh.

If you want to laugh happily, come to Hongnong Primary School to find Yan Zikun. He won't let you down!

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