Quick, quick, quick, quick ~ ~ ~ Crosstalk words "riddles"

(Crosstalk)

A I like listening to your cross talk best.

B is it?

A Because of your clear articulation, loud voice, beautiful expression and generous appearance, it is most suitable for relatives and friends.

B I is a gift!

No, I mean you are smart and quick. Let's open it!

B no.

Then can I test you?

B can ... test me?

I told you a riddle for you to guess. Where's your brain? Test, test you.

B, this is called an intelligence test. It tests me.

Yes, to test you.

B We can't come for nothing, hang some presents.

Ok, how about a pack of cigarettes?

B ok, you name one. I think so.

Listen: "Ten birds landed on a tree. Shoot one. How many more? "

B there are nine more.

No, no.

B what?

A has all flown away.

B ...........

The armor leaned against you and killed one, but nine didn't move. "Hey, how about another drink?" This bird has no brain.

You bypassed people. I don't think I'm ready.

A well, this doesn't count.

B Yes, one more.

A: "There are ten fish in the fish tank. Kill one with a stick. How many? "

B there isn't any left.

A what?

B all flew.

Can fish fly?

B Yes, I'm confused! There are nine more here.

A, why are there nine more?

B think about it, there are ten fish in the fish tank, one died, and there are nine left. Ten minus one equals nine.

No, there are ten more.

Article 10?

A, the dead one is still floating on it.

B fish it out and throw it away!

A there's no time to catch it.

B: Did it make sense to you?

A ok, I'll tell you another one.

B said it was interesting.

This is an intelligence test. "It's too short to go."

B is short.

A has grown up.

This thing is fresh. It's too short to hold a piece.-Too long?

A brain-wasting, take a good guess.

For example, my pants are too short, but they are shorter.

A no, it's long.

B how can we grow up?

Where are you going?

B pants match.

A: No, cut off your legs and your pants will grow!

B is lame.

A: How about this?

B good. What? In short, I'll tell you a guess: "The more you scrape, the thicker you get."

The more you shave, the thicker you eat. This pencil is thick in lead, and it gets thinner as it is scraped. You are wrong, it should be thinner and thinner.

B No, the more you shave, the thicker you eat.

I can't guess.

B gave up.

What is this?

Dig wells in the countryside. You see, dig a hole first, people jump in and dig it out with a shovel. The thicker you scrape, the thinner you scrape. ...

A, scraping?

B Then you just said I'll go with my legs.

Ok, listen to this again: "a watermelon, cover it with a half board."

There must be something wrong with your knife. An ordinary knife can cut two and a half pieces. This knife has three blades and can cut five and a half pieces.

A: You're just guessing. It's just an ordinary knife. Just cut it in half and pull it in half.

B strange, I can't guess. How do you cut these five and a half pulls?

At first glance, a watermelon opened across the board, and I pulled it here with a half.

Put your hands on it?

A: Ah.

Listen to this: "A watermelon covers the big petals and picks up all the small ones."

How is this cut?

B guess.

A can't guess.

B Listen: A watermelon has covered all my big petals.

Where are the ten little petals?

The second petal fell to the ground and I picked it up.

Picked up a small petal.

B: That's right.

Why did A fall to the ground?

B I didn't cover it!

That's not good for you.

B I learned it from you.

A I'll promise this time.

B do you have anything good?

Listen: "From a distance, it's a tram, a tram is a tram ..."

B "just don't move the nest", broken tram. You've had yellow croaker since the year you had it. What's this called?

You are so mean. When did you eat yellow croaker?

That means you are all old-fashioned.

A: No. I'm talking about new. I think I will give up.

B is that right? You dare to say, I dare to guess.

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Reply: (Text) The Complete Works of China's Traditional Crosstalk-playing riddles, the fifth move.

A guess.

B Our present this time is not a pack of cigarettes, but a carton of cigarettes.

Ten is enough.

Go ahead.

A "From a distance, it's a tram. From a distance, it's a tram and a tram, but it doesn't move."

Broken tram.

A wrong, there is no electricity!

B is there no electricity? Say it again.

A "From a distance, it's a tram. From a distance, it's a tram and a tram, but it doesn't move."

B's car broke down and there was no electricity. He was running a red light, but the driver was not there. ...

A it's all wrong!

What are you? ...

A conductor didn't ring the doorbell!

B, you go! What is this? This is a children's game.

A I'd like to guess. I'll tell you an interesting one.

B would you? You haven't passed by since you took office.

Answer: Yes, it takes you a lot of brains.

B say it!

A "When they met, they were busy shaking hands." This is seven words, deduct one word.

This is an inference.

Take a hard guess.

B "They were busy shaking hands when they met." ..... I've made up my mind that when two people meet ... the word must be pronounced "good". Walking in the street, two people are holding hands: "How are you?" The man replied, "Good!" In other words, it is ugly. Meet and hold hands: "Where are you still alive?" I think you must fight. The word is pronounced "good".

A no, don't say "yes"!

B read "good".

A doesn't pronounce "good"

B I don't want to say that I didn't study hard, and you don't want to say that I didn't study hard. We will be the same.

Playing riddles, like what?

Shake hands when you meet, and whoever says yes will lose.

A don't promise?

B won!

One line, come on!

B Hey, how are you?

A: You lost!

B what?

A: You agreed!

B hey! Look at my bad luck ... Hey, who said this riddle?

I told you!

Who will lay it?

A guess.

B it's true. I guess you can say no if you study hard, and we will become fond of each other. I said 1000 is good, 10000 is good, and there is no loss at all. You say a good one, that's a loss, in order to draw out your good with what I say. You are good. If you remove the word "no", there are still good words. It is impossible to tell you what is good, what is bad, what is cold, what is hot, what is a guy, and what is rat poison ...

A loses as soon as she pronounces well?

B: That's right.

Then I give up.

B what?

A Ask me. I'll definitely tell you between now and tomorrow.

Limited time, five minutes.

Say something nice in five minutes?

That's a failure.

Say it again in five minutes.

B You can say whatever you want.

A come on!

B Hey, how are you? (shaking hands)

I don't know you!

B don't know me? Get ready to go out and see who shakes hands with whom when you are full. Is this reasonable? Have to know!

A Do you know each other? Of course.

(shaking hands) Hello.

A mute ...

B dumb! You can't say it!

Dumb people are not allowed to make friends!

B can talk!

Jiacheng!

(shaking hands) How are you?

A TOEFL, TOEFL!

Is everything all right at home?

A TOEFL TOEFL!

B how's old man?

A TOEFL TOEFL!

B did you eat?

A TOEFL TOEFL!

Are you an old TOEFL student?

A: I took the TOEFL for five minutes!

B No, so I have to say, you have to speak English. Can the old TOEFL stand it?

A line!

B hello!

A still like that!

B hey! Good, good! Is everything all right at home?

A: It depends on who you ask.

B how's old man?

A is dead!

B how's the old lady?

A is sick!

Brother b?

A needle.

How is sister-in-law B?

A is married.

How are the children?

Our family are all children. ...

B good.

The total length of a is only a little.

B ... hey, there's no one at home!

A: You lost!

B less than five minutes. Let me ask again. Who is this?

A still like that.

B it's still the same, just ...

To deal with.

B to ... old man?

A is dead.

When did B disappear?

A last year.

The year B died, he ...

A seventy-six.

B I heard that he has been in poor health in recent years.

One fell off the kang.

B eats on the kang and pulls on the kang. I think he might as well die. ...

Methyl sauron.

B this is so comfortable! Old lady?

A is sick!

What's the matter?

A is seventy-two years old and ill.

B didn't ask a doctor to see him?

A Please, write a prescription, grab the auxiliary medicine, take it and sweat. This disease ...

How about b?

A is even better!

Which doctor should I see?

A Wang Dafu.

There is no doctor Li in Wang Dafu?

A is tall.

CEO. What?

A is capable!

B Where did you get the medicine?

Nail outdoor small pharmacy.

B That won't do. Small pharmacies don't have XXX…… ...

A gives more!

B can you treat a disease if you give more medicine?

A material is real.

Yes, XXX is better than a small drugstore. ...

One medicine is enough!

Brother b?

One shot!

B why?

A sells people.

B I heard that big brother hasn't ...

A is not very ... what! Danger!

Sister in law b?

A is married.

B: Yes, there's nothing to keep from the boss. A married boss is better than your family. ...

Jia Qiang!

Sister in law b?

A Not bad.

B I heard that she is very handy. More shoes are made than those bought outside. ...

Beautiful.

What she bought outside is not as good as what she made herself. ...

A strong.

What she did was better than what she bought outside. ...

A solid!

What she bought outside is not as good as what she made herself. ...

Armor piercing bullets!

She can do better than what she bought outside. ...

Why do you keep asking this? Ask something else!

B child?

A long scab!

B didn't buy some medicine to wipe?

A bought XXX medicine, which is considered to be ...

How about b?

Nails stop itching.

B wipe it again?

You had me at hello.

B: A little more?

The nail scabbed.

B in a few days. ...

A is gone. ...

B: Yes! I didn't ask either. Hey, you're smart. Don't say five minutes, even three hours, you can't say it either. ...

One word!

Which word?

Next to the word a, there is a sub-word.

B What are you studying here?

A this paragraph says ... I don't know!

Okay, I lost. I don't have any cigarettes. Come on, how about you wait for me to buy it and give it back to you?

A ok!

B: Hey!

Riddle-after the word "Ba"

(Crosstalk)

A how do you say cross talk?

B four words, say, learn, tease and sing.

A said, what can you say?

B said: There are big jokes and small jokes. Anyway, they are witticisms, tongue twisters, saying a word, playing tricks on couples, reciting poems and drinking.

Tiger, are you okay?

B I like to study.

One is called a riddle. Hang grates during the day and lights at night. There is a note on it, which is divided into southern faction and northern faction. If you are interested, you should pay attention to the order, parking number, parking name, and four proverbs, which can be divided into hoary head, foundation stone, jade belt, heart-closing, and buckle words ... These are the rules of riddles.

B: That's right. It seems that you are good at charades!

A I like riddles best. I haven't bought a pen, ink, paper or inkstone. They are all prizes won by riddles.

B is it?

My family has more than 70 hanging screens, more than 40 banners, five or six hundred gold medals and numerous awards. Some words written on the certificate are too exaggerated, and I feel guilty.

B what to write?

A "riddle general", "Lantern Tiger King", "riddle master" and "riddle doctor" ... Recently, a friend gave me a banner with four words on it, which was very humorous.

What did b write?

A song "Grandma Deng Hu"

B What do you mean by "Grandma Deng Hu"?

A You often hear: "playing riddles, neither will your grandmother." Of course your grandmother is better than you. I'm grandma riddle.

B I recently received a hanging screen with four words written on it.

Jia mu Deng Hu?

B Lord Deng Hu!

A ... we're married! You are always joking. If you really like playing riddles, I can help you study them.

B Yes, we have to hang some presents.

Pen, ink, paper and inkstone will do.

B it's too late to buy it now.

A: Then it's at the expense of money. You can't take it out if there are too many. You can't afford it without it. A riddle is 50 million.

(surprised) How much is it?

A 50 million!

Five thousand pounds ... ten thousand!

What teeth do you bite? 50 million. Isn't this fun?

B play? ……

A dance academy!

B, are we fighting for our lives? Let's hang a movie ticket.

A Well, you say one first. I think so.

Yes, do you want to guess?

You give me a movie ticket.

Okay, you can't guess?

A I brought you a movie ticket.

B To put it simply, I'll give you two movie tickets.

A that's good.

B what's delicious? Guess win, don't guess lose.

A: OK, you can start by guessing.

Cheng Yi, listen: "You see, in mid-May, a beautiful woman bought a paper window lattice, her husband went out for three years, and a letter was half empty." Four words, four Chinese herbal medicines.

A said?

B it's over.

A oh, yes. Give me a movie ticket.

B Hey, did you really guess?

Nonsense, I wonder if I can get a movie ticket.

Tell me, what is this?

A: Why do you have to say it? Do you understand what you are saying?

B of course I understand.

A I think I know?

You can guess.

A is still true, you know, and I know we will get it in our hearts.

B You know everything in your heart. You have to tell me what this is.

Oh, do you have to say it?

What a fresh B!

What did you just say?

How about b? I didn't hear that.

I heard you.

This riddle?

A: A movie ticket.

Great, he is always thinking about movie tickets! Where is my riddle?

This is just so-so

Pay attention to: "Look at mid-May, the beauty buys paper window lattice, the husband goes out for three years, and a letter is half empty." In four sentences, four kinds of Chinese herbal medicines.

A, that's all!

B guess?

A can't guess.

I can't guess what you're happy about.

A that sounds interesting to me. You have to be reasonable. What is the first sentence "Look at the middle of May"?

B "Pinellia ternata".

A Yes, there is this medicine. Why is it called Pinellia ternata?

B think about it. Spring is April, February and March, Xiamen is April, May and June, is it Pinellia in mid-May?

A Well, it's "Pinellia" in mid-May. What if it is a leap in May?

B ... Ah, that doesn't count!

Why doesn't A count?

B didn't say there was a leap month.

It's good. The second sentence "Beauty buys paper window lattice"?

B "windproof" I don't think it's windproof for beautiful women to buy paper windows.

It doesn't make sense.

B what?

A think about it. It is very hot in May and June. Who can't nail the screen window for cold cloth? Xiaomei is so strict, isn't she afraid of the heat?

She is not afraid of heat … she is afraid of the wind.

Why is she afraid of the wind?

She ... gave birth to a child ... confinement! Suffering from cold is postpartum wind. Do you cure it?

A ok, don't worry. The third sentence: "My husband has been gone for three years"?

B "angelica". My husband has been away for three years and should be back. This is called "Danggui".

A: "Oh, you should be back after going out for three years. Are you back? " ?

B didn't come back?

That is even more wrong. My husband has been away for three years and should be back now. Where does Xiaomei come from?

b！ This is plastic!

A that's ridiculous.

B that's what he is. Xiaomei's husband works outside, but Xiaomei went to visit her husband, lived there for two months, and went home to have a baby. Not allowed?

How do you know so much?

B I is their neighbor.

Your neighbor, why do you want to investigate this matter?

B ... Do you care about the account I registered for my child?

What's the hurry? The fourth sentence "A letter is half empty."

B This sentence is very interesting: "Angelica dahurica". Write a letter, open it, there is not even a word on it, a blank sheet of paper.

Oh, open the letter. There isn't even a word in it?

B: That's right.

How is it sent by the post office?

B it didn't pass the post office ... it was brought by the customer. ...

What is a blank piece of paper doing?

B ... paste the window.

A Hey, it's connected again!

B go! This is not the same thing to me. He asked me together.

You were in a hurry again, so I lost.

B, you're just messing around. Buy movie tickets later. I'll tell you another one.

One, stop it. Besides, I have to lose my family.

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Reply: (Text) The Complete Works of China's Traditional Crosstalk-playing riddles-Chasing, the fifth move.

B is triangle five. Wow?

A This time, I'll tell you one. Guess what I said is not as troublesome as you.

Go ahead.

A "goo goo"

B said?

A it's over.

B Hey, it's too easy for him. I have a lot of things there, and he is finished here. Hit what?

Eat one thing in a dozen.

B Who has eaten Goo Geer? I can't guess.

A gave up? This is used to paste cakes.

B what?

A: Think about it. The noodles are cold and the pot is hot. Pick up two balls and stick them on the pot. One is "goo goo".

B Hey, have a 35-cent jiaozi.

What to eat? Listen.

B 70 cents for a kilo of rice noodles and 35 cents for it. Say another one.

A "tut-tut"

Say it.

A it's over.

B I lost everything on Google.

A: You didn't guess that just now, let alone this one.

B is deeper than that.

A certainly.

B I gave up.

A posted another one.

B post another one! How much do I have to pay for this bowl of noodles?

You're confused, too My name is "goo goo". If you guess, I will give up.

B yes!

A certainly.

B ok, you go ahead.

A "tut-tut"

B paste the cake!

A I want a newspaper.

B change to white flour.

I think you are serious. I will reward you with some white flour.

Forget it. One minute you have a jujube, and the next minute you have a stuffing. I tell you, even the "goo goo" just now is white "goo goo", you say yes!

A is it all over? Ok, listen to this: "Say something ..."

B "I can't find it underground"-bullshit! This is a trick for children.

Are you talking or am I talking?

B Who says it's all the same?

A it's different. There are many riddles in a spoon. "A gourd ladle is full of hair."

This is the ear of a cow.

A "one fell to the ground and couldn't be found."

This is nonsense.

A is still here. I'm new here.

You say.

A "say a gourd ladle, fall to the ground ..."

B "can't find it"

It was an instant hit.

B this is new. "Miss" is bullshit. He gave up when he found me here.

A couldn't guess, "I dropped a ladle on the ground and found it!" "

What is this?

A broken spoon!

B broken ladle! There is a ladle on the riddle. Can I guess the gourd ladle? This doesn't count!

A said yes? Because I'm too knowledgeable, I'm afraid you can't hit me!

B I can hit it.

A you can't hit it.

B I'm sure I can hit it.

A guess.

Say it.

A it's over.

What did b say?

A: I said "you can't fight" and you said you can! I said, you can't hit! You said you were sure to hit it! This is the riddle!

B ... that's impossible to guess.

A tells you. This is the coffin head after my death. I said you can't hit it!

B I said I would call. ...

A I said you couldn't hit it!

B I said I would definitely call ... Let's go! Is there anything good?

A I'll make a deduction this time. Guess.

Line b, you have to say yes!

A listens: "When the child wakes up, he has to pee (ear). In the middle of the night, he knocked at the door and asked who to look for. I was busy holding hands when I met, and the blacksmith waved a sledgehammer. " These four sentences are seven words each, and one word is deducted.

Ok, let me guess the first word: "The child has to pee when he wakes up." The child sleeps with his mother, wakes up in the middle of the night to pee, and calls to his mother, "Mom, I pee!" " ""Come on! I put you. "This word reads' ba'. It's hard to say anything else. " Mom, I have to pee! ""Come on! I lift you up! "You have a point. I guess the word is pronounced "ba".

A doesn't pronounce "ba"

If you don't believe me, we will.

A What else can I do to solve puzzles?

B I will be your son!

A doesn't look like it.

B don't like it You are my mother.

A good father can earn money.

B can't make money either. The child sleeps with his mother, and you are the mother.

I will be your mother, and I will be the mother of your widow.

B what's that for?

I know your father's temper.

We sleep, I have to pee, you say "let go" and you lose.

A shouldn't you say "ba"

B Then you win.

Ok, let's lift the bed!

B is it really sleeping? It's just a sample.

Okay, don't talk when you sleep.

B: That's right.

Is A asleep?

B fell asleep.

A is asleep and still talking.

B, ask me. Go to sleep. "Mom!"

A telephone ...

B "mom!"

A telephone ...

B "mom!"

A telephone ...

B where can I drink tofu brain?

A I'm so tired.

B ok, I promise. "Mom!"

Jabba-

B "mom!"

Jabba-

Where does sheep B bark? Stop it! "Mom!"

A "why?"

B "pee!"

Take a piss ... go! "

B: Go ahead. Where is it? Pissing on the kang and hitting the child?

"Mom won't hit you, it hurts you!"

B is lying wet!

Suntanned!

B cloudy day?

Bake with fire!

B was lying down?

A made a new one!

B: Where did you get so much money, widow mother?

A: No matter whether you have money or not, any child will grin!

You must say "yes"

One said "Ba" lost!

Don't play if you are afraid of losing. Come on! "Mom!"

A "why?"

B "I pee!"

A "pee? Just lie down and disperse, not today, let's talk about it tomorrow! "

B more like it? You have to say "ba"

A said "Ba" and lost.

B afraid of losing, don't come! "Mom!"

A "why?"

B "pee"

A "pee on the ground"

Can a younger child go to the fields?

A, slide down!

Where will B fall?

A fall, cure!

B fell dead.

A I'll re-raise.

B I is a widow. Can I keep it?

Your mother is a widow, that's all.

b！ You have to say "ba"

A said "Ba" and lost.

Don't come if you are afraid of losing. Give a movie ticket.

A Yes, why do you blush and have a thick neck!

B "mom!"

A "why?"

B "I pee."

"This child has just finished!"

B, I spilled too much!

(Yu Lianzhong finishing)