Humorous jokes in class

Humorous jokes in class Humorous jokes in class 1 1. Student: Teacher, are you good at arm wrestling?

Bodybuilding teacher: I think it’s average.

Student: What is the average level?

Teacher: The average level is that most people can’t defeat me.

2. A teacher was giving a lecture in class and asked everyone why. No one answered for a long time, and the teacher asked again with a smile: "Why?"

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing.

At this time, the teacher said: "I don't know, so let me tell you."

He was silent for a while and said: "I still won't say it. Now I don't have a deep impression. After class is over, I will tell you after a few minutes. It will make a deep impression."

3. The math teacher said: "Falling in love is about permutations, and getting married is about combinations. Combining similar terms, separation is factoring, and divorce is solving inequalities. ” Humorous jokes in the classroom 2

In our class, I found that there are relaxing moments in the classroom from time to time - that is, from time to time. There are humorous jokes from different classmates. Do you want to hear a joke? Please look down.

Scene 1: Geography class

In the last few geography classes, we learned about Xishuangbanna. The teacher was giving a lecture, and the students were listening attentively. The teacher told us that the trees there are very strange. One of them, called the sky-watching tree, can be as high as seventy or eighty meters in length. People under the tree can forget about it and go straight into the blue sky... Suddenly the teacher asked, "The tree is seventy or eighty meters high." , what is the concept? Student XX answered straightforwardly: "If you fall, you will definitely die!" "Hahahaha..." The students around him laughed. The teacher was stunned for a moment, and then also smiled. A little joke relaxed everyone's tense nerves.

Scene 2: Biology class

"Now the earth's population has exceeded 6 billion. According to expert estimates, by 20xx, the world's population..." Yes, we are in a biology class . Talking and talking, the teacher talked about our China. The teacher said: "There is such a saying. People say that our China does not lack people, only talents." As soon as he finished speaking, before the teacher had time to breathe, a man sitting in the front row The classmate whispered: "Hi, I'm here!" The biology teacher came to his senses and said softly to him: "You are not a talent, you are a fool." The classroom was quiet at that time, and these words were like sunshine. It fell on everyone and reached the ears, and then the whole class burst into laughter. A pleasant class came to an end with laughter.

Lens Three Chinese Language Class

Yesterday, we finished the lesson "Revere Nature". The teacher asked the students to write some slogans about environmental protection. After thinking about it, everyone raised their hands enthusiastically. answer. "The earth is my home, and environmental protection depends on everyone." "The grass is green, be gentle under your feet." "Cherish the blue sky above your head and care for the green grass under your feet." Everyone said a lot, and one of them was like this: "I and the earth are a pair. Lover, if she dies, I will no longer live." Hehe, of course, this sentence brought great joy to the students as soon as it came out.

Haha, how about it? My classmates are pretty smart, right? To be able to create such a happy and surprising scene. I find more and more that I love junior high school life too much. ;