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What are the famous funny stories?

There are many famous and interesting stories. A child from a very rich family went to the exam. His father plans to test him before the exam. His father felt very good and thought he would be admitted, but he didn't expect to be chosen. Father went to the examiner. The examiner found a photo of his son with a layer of gray on it, but he couldn't read the words clearly at all. On the way home, the father said to his son? Your handwriting should be clear to the family. My son was very wronged and said that no one helped me with ink in the examination room, so I had to dip in water to write. There was a very rich old man who had a large group of children. On his centenary birthday, there were many guests, but the old man was not happy. Everyone asked him:? You are so blessed, why are you unhappy? The old man replied? I'm not unhappy. I'm just worried that more guests will come when I celebrate my 200th birthday. A man is playing outside with his son in his arms. The neighbor saw it and jokingly said, Your father and son are really the same flesh and blood. Just look at your son and you will know that you two look alike. ? The man said:? That's right. You and my children are both born to the same mother. It is strange that they look different. Two people were very bad, and they both had sores on their backs, so they went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor can only diagnose one, and then look at the other, pretending to be very scared and saying: His heart is not good, but it can be cured. Your heart is hopeless. There's nothing I can do. How can I cure it for you? One morning, the sparrow invited all the birds to drink. It said to kingfisher:? Of course, if you dress so well, you will come to my place to drink, and of course you will do it here. ? He said to the eagle. Although it is huge, it is a bit ugly to wear black. Do you want to sit in an inconspicuous position? The eagle replied:? Are you really unreasonable? ! ? The sparrow replied:? Who in this world doesn't know that my sparrow's heart is the smallest, hahaha?