Interesting folk jokes

Funny folk joke: When visiting a friend's house, her husband took an apple, chewed it and handed it to her after eating. When I saw it, I couldn't help saying, why don't you give it all to your wife? Her husband said, I'm biting off the skin. My wife doesn't like skin The friend said: Chew thinly next time.

Where is "I"

Once upon a time, an official sent a monk to stay in a hotel at night.

At dinner, the monk got drunk and shaved off the servant's hair. The monk ran away by himself.

At dawn the next day, my official woke up from drunkenness and saw that the monk had disappeared. He was so anxious that he shouted, "Great, the monk is gone!" "

The shopkeeper and all the passengers were attracted by the official's cry, surrounded the bald official and pointed at him and said in unison, "Who are you if you are not a monk?"

Hearing this, the servant plastic head shouted, "The monk is still here. Where is "I"? ! "

Paddy fields *

One day, three peasant brothers went to work in a big city. When they were standing on the road of a city, they found an unusual thing. There are a lot of "rice fields" on the road. The boss said, "No way, how can there be such a thing in such a bustling metropolis?" So he asked the third child to have a look. The third child ran over to have a look and came back and said, "It looks very similar."

The boss still doesn't believe it, and he wants the second child to see it again. The second child looked at it, sniffed it and said, "It smells like it, too." The boss still didn't believe it, so he went to see it himself. He went up to him, looked at it, smelled it, licked it with his tongue, and came back and said, "Wow, it tastes alike." Later, the three brothers said in unison: "Lucky, lucky! I'm glad our feet didn't step on it! "

The connotation monk asks for water to drink.

An old monk took a young monk on a trip and felt thirsty on the way. He asked the young monk to go to a farmer's house to ask for water. There is a woman washing clothes in the farmhouse, and she wants to test the young monk. The woman said, guess what my action is, and I'll get you some water, okay? The young monk agreed, only to see the woman holding a washboard on her head, and then her hands stretched out and her legs separated. The young monk guessed it was a big word, and the woman said it was a heavenly word. The young monk had no water to drink, so he had to go back and tell the old monk. The old monk said that he would fetch water himself. He walked up to the woman with his hands straight and his legs apart and asked her what the word was. The woman guessed it was big, and the old monk said with a smile, it was wooden. The old monk succeeded in getting water.

San Lao Geng bragged

Once upon a time, there were three boastful old men named Zhang, Wang and Li. One day, the three of them were chatting over tea, and when it was busy, they couldn't help bragging.

Zhang Laogeng said, "I have a big drum at home. On the first day of the month, I will knock a mallet until the fifteenth! "

Wang Laogeng said; "You are nothing. I have a cow at home. It stands on the east side of the river and sticks its head to the west side of the river to eat grass. "

Li Laogeng said, "What you said is nothing. There is a bamboo in my home. One end grows in the soil, the other end goes straight into the clouds, and the bamboo tip has not been seen for a long time. "

Later, Zhang asked Wang, "How can there be such a big cow?"

Wang replied, "There is no cow that big. How can such a big cowhide make a drum as big as yours?"

After that, the two men asked Li in unison, "Don't we believe in that tall bamboo tree?"

Li said, "Without such tall bamboo, how can such a big drum hoop succeed?"

Three old men who can brag will laugh.

stupid family

According to the elders, a long time ago, there was a duang family, a couple and an old mother in our neighboring village. They were all born idiots.

One day, a man picked some radishes and sold them in the market. I thought it would be much easier if I had a partner to help me.

After selling radishes, I went back and saw a man selling mirrors. He picked up the mirror and looked at himself. When he saw a man exactly like himself in the mirror, he was ecstatic. Without saying anything, he immediately bought one and walked home.

As soon as I entered the door, I shouted at my wife: "Wife! Wife! Come and see, I found a partner today. I will have one more person to help me with my work in the future! " With that, he handed the mirror to his wife.

My wife looked in the mirror, and in an instant, her face sank. She cried angrily and scolded, "You were chopped to pieces. You can't even keep a wife, but you have to have two! " Still rolling on the ground.

When I heard the crying and cursing outside in the back room, I came out, took the mirror and looked in. I immediately pointed to my son and complained. "You stupid thing, if you want to beg and find a decent young man, how can you get an old woman like me back? ! "

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