Ask for a new paragraph of Shandong Kuaishu!

But there is no difference between the old and the new.

Even if tongue twister is practiced more and more, it is still a good program.

The new program is immature. Besides, you can't learn. If the program is difficult, it is even more inappropriate to get a "life-saving" one! Not recommended. Let's find a simple one.

Jane can hide her ugliness. It is also the most reasonable.

Example: The Sorrow of Pigs (There is a video online. Text is too long to type)

This joke is easy to say. Clown's.

The following is hard for people to live (transferred from China Shandong Express Network):

Sincere team ceremony-Author: Zhao Xuesheng

On may 2, 2008/kloc-0,

This day will remain in the memory of the people of China forever.

An earthquake of magnitude 8 occurred in Wenchuan,

Naturally, a sudden disaster came.

In an instant, the earth shook and trembled,

Booming, landslides, ashes.

In the blink of an eye, the building collapsed into rubble.

Our beautiful home is in ruins.

Relatives in the earthquake zone were not spared for a while.

They were buried in the ruins one by one.

The Central Committee of the Communist Party of China and President Hu issued a mobilization order,

Earthquake relief is urgent.

Premier Wen's first-line command came to the war,

Rescue troops rushed to the disaster area.

Sing at 7 am on May 13,

At this time, the earthquake has occurred for seventeen hours.

Beichuan county in Mianyang city was destroyed,

Almost all of them have been leveled.

The relief troops are busy in the county seat.

Rescuers under the ruins race against time.

Mianyang Evening News reporter Yang Daye,

I also came to Beichuan county.

He followed the troops to search for survivors,

A flashlight in one hand and a camera in the other.

As they walked along, he shouted at the ruins:

(white) "Is anyone here? Is there anyone here? "

This cry is full of sadness, anxiety and uneasiness.

Suddenly heard under the ruins, a weak voice answered:

"Uncle, uncle, I'm here."

Uncle Yang Ran's response to this immature voice,

Don't hesitate to look for it carefully.

"Children, children, don't be afraid,

We're coming to save you.

Can you see the light of the flashlight? "

The child replied, "I can see it, uncle, take a picture here."

The flashlight followed the sound,

There is a child buried under the ruins.

The little boy is only three or four years old.

I have blood and mud on my face.

Fortunately, he has a shutter door beside him.

Blocked the masonry and gravel for him.

The boy doesn't seem to be seriously injured.

It seems that his physical condition is ok.

Uncle Yang shouted at the armed police soldiers not far away.

"Come here, there is a child here."

Hearing this, the three armed police uncles,

Running in the wind.

Uncle Yang worked with three soldiers.

They hold the rubble and move the boulder. They are in a hurry to clean up the rubble.

The little boy doesn't cry or make trouble.

Perseverance is written on the tender face.

His courage, composure and calmness,

It has added infinite strength to rescuers.

Half an hour later,

The little boy was successfully rescued from danger.

The armed police uncle leaned over and hugged him.

This hug, the little guy cried with a "wow".

It turned out that his left forearm was broken.

It hurts when you move.

Uncle Armed Police is busy making simple splints.

Cured the boy's left arm.

He had a bandage on his hand,

Suddenly, the boy stopped crying.

Small mouth popped up a word:

(white) "Thank you! Uncle! "

This sentence makes people feel a warm current.

Uncle Yang then busy asked:

"What's your name, little friend?"

The boy said, "My name is Lang Zheng."

Hey! His cute little mouth is really smart.

The uncles bandaged Lang Zheng and fed him water.

Decided to send him to the hospital for treatment.

They put little Lang Zheng on a stretcher,

Gently lift the stretcher.

The wooden stretcher just left the ground,

Lang Zheng Jr. gritted his teeth and tried his best.

I saw him-

Move a little,

It looks difficult.

Hold back the whole body pain,

Lift your right arm slowly.

Put your right hand above your head,

There is respect in the eyes.

For the soldiers,

Sincere respect to the team.

This joining ceremony showed the new look of China teenagers.

This team ceremony shows the perseverance and backbone of the people of China.

This joining ceremony is the future and hope of the motherland.

This team ceremony shows that we will win the earthquake relief.

Zheng is tenacious and brave in the face of disaster.

It is worth learning from all of us.

Let's cheer for the children in the disaster area.

Firm belief and unswerving determination.

We are United as one and go forward bravely.

Strive to rebuild a beautiful home!