Who has a joke about trains?

Attention, passengers. The 3838438 train from the United States and other countries to Afghanistan is about to leave. Please take someone else's luggage and get on the bus with someone else's wife. Passengers carrying detonators, fuses and inflammable and explosive articles, please get on the bus and light them in crowded places to make more contributions to family planning work in China. When the train is running at high speed, please stick your head and hands out of the window as much as possible so as to solve it at once. This is a civilized train. You can throw your urine, fruit and dander in the aisle of the carriage at will. His phlegm can be spit in your face, and your phlegm can be spit in his mouth, which is convenient for protein to fully absorb. This train also facilitates the intervention of a third party, matches extramarital affairs, handles divorce procedures quickly, and completely breaks your family. As a scrapped car, this train has been running for another 30 years. Because there is no brake, you have to collide with other objects to stop. If you find your head on your feet, you will reach your destination-heaven.