32 classic funny quotations _ Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.

2. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

4, people can't judge by appearances, and the third can't be measured.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

When my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg.

7, all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

8. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

9. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10, the most useless thing in the world is to get a pay slip in time, with an angry face and a thin ass.

1 1, rival in love fell into the water and had to pee.

12, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

13, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

14, Your Majesty, do you still remember Sister Rong who punted on the bank of Daming Lake in summer?

15, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

16, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

17, it's selfless to wear a low-cut dress with a hand gear. ,

18, representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

19, just know what you are.

20. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

2 1, women mix well, they are sisters-in-law, but they mix badly, they are bitches.

22. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

23. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

24. Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

25. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

26. Every woman is always mean to a man.

27. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

29. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Describe your life with your 2B pencil. Yidian market network

3 1, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

In a word, Ren Lei's classic signboard: Everything is falling in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

In a word, Ren Lei's classic signature: Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

2, my heart is so small, how can I hold a person like you?

Not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

4, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old and my sisters will be knocked down.

5. Whenever I want to cherish it, you fucking leave first.

6. Be a man and bear every slap that fate gives you.

7. Don't seduce others just because I can't live without you.

Don't touch the person I love, even if I'm not around.

9. Listen to what others say and make up your own mind.

10, I am a woman you can never control.

1 1, I look like you.

12, I struggle with one thing every day. Why did the money disappear when it was spent?

13. Go your own way and let those idiots envy you.

14, others praised my story of disim, but I didn't look so good. Actually, I'm greedy.

15, I am not a superman, why should I declare war on the world for me?

16. The man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

17, you are 2, I am 4, you are 2 or 2.

18, I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy, but I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

19, if I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

2 1, the greatest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

22. You are wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I brush it, you are Hami, I am melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

23, the mountain is not high, there is a fairy in the name; There is not much water, as long as you can drink it.

24. I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

People say I look like Hou, but I really want to tell you that I am your ancestor.

26. It feels natural to smile when taking pictures, but it looks like facial paralysis at first glance.

27. I don't have a man, so I am fatter in winter.

The happiest thing I can think of is watching you have bad luck every day.

29. As you sow, you reap, and as you sow, you reap.

I thought I could surprise you this time, but I didn't want to scare you.

3 1, I will cut off all my fingernails in the future to prove that I hurt myself in order to come.

You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

33. I can live without my mobile phone, but I can't live without it.

34. It is best to celebrate an important event like National Day for one month.

35, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister has a heart.

36. It's not that easy to lose weight, just because your meat is delicate.

Of all the people, I care about myself the most.

38. Even if you don't know what you do, it's really hard for you.

39. I really want to throw you away, you useless thing. What hurts?

40. I didn't learn to be strong, I just forced myself to be brave.

4 1. Say sorry to yourself, and you will get yourself into trouble for life.

42. Love disappeared, and we lost our way in the process of desperately running away.

Even if the whole world betrays me, I will not betray myself.

44. Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you can be together are three different things.

45. You want to be with her, but don't look at yourself. Are you worth it?

46. Even if you can wrestle the next second, you will still fall this second. Do you think you are a god?

I won't allow you to disturb my firmness, because your alarm clock makes me sleep badly every day.

48. There was once a man who taught you how to love, but he no longer loved.

49. I am selfish, you are a playboy, I hide, and you cheat. We have our own problems.

50. There is always a protagonist and a supporting role in love. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role.

The anxious mood in the space says: everything is going up in price, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1, the most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

3. If you have more patience, you will have less regrets. Turn your back a few more times, and there will be a few more steps.

4. If you can't listen to it for a few more times, you will make much ado about nothing. Talk less and leave more room.

5. A smile beats a lifetime, and a tear returns a person. A flower blooms and a flower falls. After all these years, no one asked.

6. Happiness will not always knock on the door, and people who love you will not always appear. When someone is willing to pay silently for you and endure change, please remember to cherish it. Because, some people missed it and really never came back.

7, color, only faint, deep will fade; Life is very simple, and it will deteriorate if it is complicated.

8. Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

9. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

10, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent.

32 funny quotations in one sentence

1. A truly brave person dares to face the mountain of bank cards and the numbers on the scale.

2. Bed ~ ~ Come on, let me go, I'm already a teacher.

You always get fat when you wander around.

My family lives on a high loess slope, and the strong wind has blown over the slope. Both Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers, my brothers. ...

5. Earth Hour is not economical at all. How many people can you turn off the lights for an hour? .

I have a poor sense of direction, so please don't beat around the bush with me.

7. You are a pencil case, which can only be used to hold pens, (you know)

Before I met you, I never judge a book by its cover.

9. Am I that popular? No, you look very Otto.

10. We have complaints about all holidays that are not for vacation.

1 1. If I'm drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

12. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

13. Go back and marry a Tang priest. Take it out to play if you are happy, and eat it if you are unhappy!

14. Mom, I am 13 years old. I want to wear a bra. No I want to use sanitary napkins. Neither can i. 13-year-old girls have started using it. Shut up, son.

15. Ten years in the same boat, a hundred years of pillow people, a thousand years of homosexuality.

16. Brave people, you are happy.

17. Every man thinks he likes women before meeting the man he likes.

18. After listening to your words, there is no whole body after death.

19. Handsome is useless, but it was finally eaten by chess pieces.

20. The great cause of losing weight is always remembered after eating and drinking.

2 1. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

22. Brush your teeth trilogy, squeeze toothpaste, pour a glass of water, brush your teeth carefully and rinse your mouth. Swallow it. It tastes great!

23. In summer, the season of hiding meat is coming again.

24. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, in the end, he killed all the students.

25. My biggest dream is to become a snail at birth and have a set of new house papers of my own.

If you can't tolerate me, you are either too narrow-minded or too great-minded.

27. My heart is broken like dumpling stuffing. .

28. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher?

29. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes.

30. There is nothing to bask in. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot.

3 1. Kindness means that when others are hungry, I don't bite my ribs.

32. Dust to dust, soil to soil. Wave goodbye to 250.