Funny jokes about fathers and children

The funny jokes of fathers and children are as follows:

1. I accidentally broke the vase at home when I was a child. I wanted to lie and say that it was broken by my little friend, but I remembered that my father had taught me to be honest, so I said to my mother, "To tell you the truth, my father has a woman outside."

2. I saw an advertisement in the elevator of the community: "If your son is stupid, please join this group and discuss treatment together." I thought of my mentally retarded son, so I joined the group without hesitation, but I found my father in the group. "In the eyes of parents, you will always be a child!" Grandpa 120 said to his 99-year-old grandfather.

3. Son: "Dad, I got into trouble today and made my English teacher cry." Dad: "You son of a bitch, why are you angry with the teacher?" Son: "I played with a magnet in English class today, and my teacher found me. She confiscated it." As soon as she took it, she sucked on her big gold bracelet. She cried at that time and ran to fight with the headmaster. She scratched the headmaster and made him bleed. "

4. A man knelt in front of the Bodhisattva after drinking and prayed to the Bodhisattva: "Let me pass! My requirements are not high. It is enough to have your own property, be able to do a self-sufficient small business, have a beautiful wife and a brother who can go through fire and water for me. " Suddenly, with a whoosh, he crossed. Finding herself lying in an ancient bed, a beautiful young woman smiled and came up to him with a bowl in her hand, and said to him very gently, "Dalang, it's time to take medicine!" " "

My dad hasn't hit me since I was sensible, so he hit me for 32 years.

6. When I was a child in Dandong, I drove a Bora car up the mountain. I thought the car couldn't get in and asked my dad why we could come in. My dad said that because our car is called Bora, only Bora cars can enter. I've been proud of it for months and told everyone.

7. I was beaten to death when I was a child. When I got home, my father slapped me and said, "You coward! Why didn't you fight back when you were beaten? " Then I slapped my dad.

8. I was fooled by my parents into making my ass ring in the sun, so the first thing I do when I come home from school at noon every day is to run to the backyard, take off my pants and pout my ass (alas, what's the use even if it rings).

9. Maybe because of genetic reasons, I am poor at math. Once I got 58 points, my father encouraged me: "Come on, I only need 3 points to pass."

10, when I was a child, I dug out a condom from the drawer and asked my father what it was. My father cut off the previous paragraph without changing color and turned it into a rubber band ... rubber band ... tendon ... and I seemed to be happily tied to my hair.