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Pretend to be sick and avoid jokes
He had a chance to rule the country, but he played all the good cards to pieces. This man was Liu Xuan, and other emperors tried their best to be talented and recruit talents. Liu Xuan is different. After he came to power, he kept killing all the ministers who had contributed to the court. Or demean yourself. You want to be alone.
Once, Liu Xuan was ill and the priest went to visit him. One of them twisted his ankle because he ran too fast, so he didn't survive, and as a result, he saved his life. After Liu Xuan captured Chang 'an, he didn't care about state affairs every day, just watching some songs and dances. At that time, the world was still in turmoil. Chang 'an is in danger, and ministers are in a hurry. Those who advised the emperor were either beaten or killed. Everyone wanted to run away, but Liu Xuan didn't agree.
Somehow, Liu Xuan, who didn't care about state affairs, suddenly learned some news, pretended to be ill and called five important ministers to the palace. Prepare to stage the hongmen banquet. Several ministers wanted to see Liu Xuan and soon went to the palace. One of them sprained his foot and failed to enter the palace on time. Liu Xuan killed four people. The man who sprained his ankle escaped. Therefore, sometimes too much credit will bring hidden dangers.
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