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What reasons led you to settle in the United States?

1. For the sake of children. The United States is very famous for its protection of children, sometimes even to the point of being paranoid. We who have always believed that filial sons emerge from the stick, may be called to the police by neighbors or passers-by for teaching our naughty children a lesson, and then be invited to the police station for tea. This is a long-standing joke in immigration circles, but it keeps happening. The news that a school bus collided with a Porsche, the Porsche was scrapped and the school bus was only dented at one corner, and the figure that the recovery rate of missing children in the United States can reach 97.7%, are strong evidence of its strong emphasis on child protection. It is precisely because of the bottom-up collective attention from the people to the government to the safety of children that Chinese parents have less to worry about.

In addition to life safety, the air quality, food safety, and education of children in the United States are also factors that attract Chinese people to stay in the United States. And if the child is a U.S. citizen, he or she will be able to enjoy various citizenship benefits in the future, and a strong U.S. passport will also make cross-border travel easy.

2. You can feel free to be yourself and stop comparing yourself to others. When talking about the deepest feelings after immigrating to the United States, some people said that they can truly be themselves. When we live in China, it seems that there are always many burning eyes staring at us from all directions. What kind of work do you do? How much is the salary? Do you have a partner? When do you want a child? It is a problem that cannot be avoided in our daily lives. It seems that there are always people preaching in your ears: don’t be unconventional; don’t take radical risks; don’t have too many ideas. Everything is best only step by step.