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A member of the men's embarrassing group

Jingdefu

Empress Jing

Pay attention to making trouble.

little moxa

gruel

meat

Xiao 10

Direct injury

Pollinated

year after year

Soaked bean noodles

Butterfly love

vast

allure

—— (The above is the first generation)

book

-(second-generation entrants)

Name: fleshy.

L 1: will.

Gender: male.

Race: crow, dog.

Birthday: 12 438+03.

Constellation: Sagittarius.

Height: 156cm.

Weight: 47.

Blood type: type a.

Place of birth: Guangzhou.

Mantra: What did you say? The wind is so strong that I can't hear clearly.

Sexual orientation: basically, as long as you are beautiful, gender is not a problem (except shemale).

Favorite sports: basketball and skating.

Good subjects: math, English, biology, physical education.

Favorite colors: gold and silver.

Favorite food: chocolate hotpot, pipa duck.

Favorite city: Guangzhou.

Hobbies: in summer, while blowing air conditioning, drinking ice water and watching H.

Expertise: ps, Powerpoint, flash production.

Wish: I will never meet a ghost again in my life.

Advantages: black belly.

Disadvantages: poor sense of balance, easy to fall when walking. Cerebellar hypoplasia.

Motto: God helps those who help themselves.

Place of residence: Guangzhou.

Nickname: Manager Xiao.

Nicknames: Little Prince, Xiao Wang, Agan. Not only are these beautiful, but what else? )。

The most embarrassing thing: I often drool unconsciously when I bend my head to do my homework.

Proudest thing: the computer work won the first prize in the city.

The most painful memory: I can't seem to stay in bed, because every time I fall asleep, I will be crushed by ghosts.

Mate selection criteria: refer to the four major.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: beauty enters the harem and ugliness enters the enemy.

PS: This is a two-bar clan.

Name: Qingcheng.

Gender: female.

Race: Khan.

Place of birth: Shanghai.

Sexual orientation: same sex.

Favorite sport: tennis.

Specialty: Ingrid.

Favorite colors: black and gray.

Favorite food: mala Tang.

Favorite cities: Hangzhou, Jiangnan.

Hobbies: eating.

Specialty: piano, violin.

Proudest thing: I have been in love eight times, so far.

The most painful memory: the first love was dumped.

Selection criteria: non-Fu Xinbo type does not marry.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes, I went to the Oriental Pearl. [From Oriental Pearl to Oriental Pearl. ]

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: everyone comes.

PS: This is also the Second Bar Team.

Name: Xiao 10 Guangji

Gender: female.

Race: Han.

Birthday: 94.9. 17.

Height: 163.

Weight: 45.

Sexual orientation: female.

Favorite sports: track and field, softball.

Specialty: softball, track and field, painting.

Wish: RP broke out. . Looking for a handsome guy or a beautiful woman =3=

Advantages: kindness.

Disadvantages: many. Lazy. .

Motto: only I don't want it, and I don't want it.

Name: Jane Zuoxi (pigeon).

Gender: male.

Birthday: 3. 18.

Height: 160 (it will definitely grow, hmm).

Weight: 80 kg.

Blood type: type B.

Place of birth: Hangzhou, Zhejiang.

Favorite sports: jogging, sit-ups, sleeping, shopping.

Good subjects: Chinese, English, art, music, thinking.

Favorite colors: blue, black and white, purple, mint.

Favorite food: white rice, jelly and ice cream.

Favorite cities: Hangzhou, Shanghai, Shenzhen (more overseas).

Hobbies: sleeping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and designing.

Major: Design.

Name: Ling. (Empress Inoue).

Gender: unknown.

Birthday: 10.30.

Constellation: Scorpio.

Height: 170cm.

Weight: 52.

Sexual orientation: two-way.

Favorite sports: like watching sports, but don't like sports.

Specialty: I don't know.

Favorite color: nothing to hate.

Wish: You can have extra time to do what you want.

Advantages: Secret.

Disadvantages: temperament is uncertain.

Motto: Change your words every day.

Place of residence: an island in China.

Name: Butterfly Love.

Gender: nonsense! Do you think there is a man named Butterfly Love? ! !

Race: Han nationality.

Birthday: 8. 13.

Place of birth: Pingfang District, Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province.

Favorite sport: I like to stay.

Favorite color: black and white.

Favorite food: steamed stuffed bun.

Favorite city: Xi 'an.

Name: Tribal Tiger.

English: AHU.

Gender: Mm-hmm.

Race: China. (The country is not a race! )。

Birthday: 8. 12.

Constellation: Lion.

Height: 159.

Weight: 94.

Blood type: whatever.

Place of birth: Huai 'an, Jiangsu.

Mantra: You are second to none. I haven't heard her say that.

Sexual orientation: unknown.

Favorite sport: sleeping.

Major: English.

Favorite colors: gold, sapphire blue.

Favorite food: China hamburger.

Favorite city: Holland. [Hum, Holland is not a city].

Hobbies: surfing the Internet, YY.

Specialty: ice. I'm at the top of the skill list, but I haven't seen it before.

Wish: See two children. (a combination).

Advantages: help others settle things.

Disadvantages: there are often icebreaks.

Motto: Take other people's road and leave others a backward way.

Place of residence: Huai 'an, Jiangsu.

Nickname: Hu Hu.

Nickname: Donald Duck.

The most embarrassing thing: I don't remember.

Proud thing: I don't remember.

The most painful memory: I don't remember.

Selection criteria: Bao Er. (refers to the well Bao Er, this guy is somewhat the same as the previous two. ).

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: make it clear.

PS: here! It's a family of two poles.

Name: Dai Yaxin

English: DD.

Gender: female.

Race: Han nationality.

Birthday: 1. 17

Constellation: Capricorn

Height: 160.

Weight: I don't know.

Blood type: O type.

Place of birth: Jiangsu.

The mantra: Zongzi is smooth.

Sexual orientation: not LES.

Favorite sports: I don't like sports.

Good subjects: music, physics, chemistry.

Favorite color: pink.

Love to eat: a lot.

Favorite city: same as above.

Hobbies: Discover YD.

Expertise: same as above.

Wish: Kill Wang Zhonglei and Li Xiuman, merge SM and SMG, let Kim Jae Jung and Jung Yunho get married, and watch some SMTOWN concerts by special people. This is not a wish, it is a delusion! )。

Advantages: many, many.

Disadvantages: same as above.

Motto: same mantra.

Place of residence: Jiangyin, Jiangsu.

Nickname: DD.

Nickname: DD.

The most embarrassing thing: singing on the school stage is hoarse.

Proud thing: singing on the school stage.

The most painful memory: ditto.

Selection criteria: a man like Kim Jae Jung or a man like Jung Yunho (in order! ! )。

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Maybe it's blank.

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: eat him poor and let him give up on me.

Name: Xiao Ai.

English: Cloud.

Gender: female.

Race: Han.

Birthday: 6. 18.

Constellation: Gemini.

Height: 167.

Weight: 45.

Blood type: type B.

Place of birth: Shanghai.

Idiom: I don't know to change it regularly.

Sexual orientation: opposite sex.

Favorite sport: swimming.

Good subjects: physics, mathematics.

Favorite colors: blue, green.

Favorite food: spaghetti bolognese.

Favorite cities: Shanghai, Venice.

Hobbies: Listening to music.

Specialty: singing.

Wish: Listen to the concerts of all the favorite singers.

Advantages: I am very kind.

Disadvantages: lazy.

Motto: I don't think so.

Place of residence: Shanghai.

Nickname: Feifei (never heard of it).

Nickname: Wood.

The most embarrassing thing: no! !

Proudest thing: I passed the first level of physics.

The most painful memory: when I was in the fifth grade, it was like a year.

Selection criteria: refer to bobo combination.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes, in the first grade.

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: leave him alone.

PS: This is a picture of the balcony control trio. He is also a very powerful figure.

Name: XXX (Fifth Street).

L 1: penny.

Gender: female.

Race: hell. This is more popular and abnormal.

Birthday: March 28th.

Constellation: Aries

Height: 163.

Weight: 44kg.

Blood type: O type.

Place of birth: Earth.

The mantra: ah-get out-(such as imposing simple words).

Sexual orientation: What do you think? !

Favorite sport: weightlifting, just kidding! No exercise.

Good subjects: psychology, script design, etc. I'm smart.

Favorite colors: pink and yellow (black and white are not colors).

Favorite food: free food!

Favorite city: no! Where is it? Where is it?

Hobbies: sleeping and telling cold jokes. Someone didn't feel her cold joke.

Specialty: animation, cold jokes.

Wish: long hair, very long, as long as Sadako!

Advantages: no regrets, careless, straightforward and not troubled.

Disadvantages: bad temper, bad temper, impulsive.

Motto: No matter what happens, accept it happily.

Place of residence: Earth.

Nicknames: little man, girl, TT, prince ...

Nickname: same as above. (Fifth Street, you know, nicknames are different from nicknames! )。

The most embarrassing thing: riding a bike into a telephone pole.

Proudest thing: the programming class only took five classes in one semester, and the final exam score was 90 points!

The most painful memory: I had no friends when I was a freshman, and I was almost autistic.

Mate selection criteria: there is no fixed, mainly feeling!

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex: nonsense.

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will: ask your brothers to hit him! (Just kidding) Don't bother me. If you bother me, I'll do it myself!

Name: gouache, rice flour, grass flour and white powder (gouache, why not put the rest in the nickname).

English: little finger

Gender: female.

Race: Han.

Birthday: 10.9.

Constellation: Libra

Height: 166cm.

Weight: 52 kg.

Blood type: O type.

Place of birth: Shanghai.

Idiom: I don't think so.

Sexual orientation: bisexual? !

Favorite sport: eating delicious food.

Good subjects: English, Chinese.

Favorite colors: red, pink and white.

Like food: I like all delicious things.

Favorite city: Shanghai.

Hobbies: listening to music and dreaming for 100 days.

Specialty: piano, singing.

Wish: Take an examination of a super good university and be Bao Jing's girlfriend. This is another one who regards delusion as a wish.

Advantages: hahahaha.

Disadvantages: huh? !

Motto: study hard and bobo every day. (Just kidding, it seems that there is no ...)

Place of residence: Shanghai.

Nickname: the last two words of the name, pink powder and filar silk.

Nickname: I still don't think so.

The most embarrassing thing: I can't untie my belt in the toilet.

Proudest thing: in fact, everything is fine.

The most painful memory: the person I love most ignored me.

Selection criteria: Bao Jing is good, but I don't ask for much.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will ignore him.

Name: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo.

L 1: now.

Gender: female.

Race: Han.

Birthday: 5.8

Constellation: Gemini.

Height: 166.

Weight: 42KG.

Blood type: O type.

Place of birth: Shanghai.

The mantra: Hengyuanxiang, Jiong Jiong.

Sexual orientation: normal or abnormal.

Favorite sport: sleeping.

Specialty: class is over.

Favorite color: black.

Favorite food: chocolate.

Favorite city: Paris.

Hobbies: eating.

Specialty: eating.

Wish: I can not go to school.

Advantages: Eating is not afraid of being fat.

Disadvantages: There are no shortcomings.

Motto: Embarrassment is a spirit and an attitude towards life. It's the motto of the embarrassing group.

Place of residence: Shanghai.

Nickname: noisy.

Nickname: No.

The most embarrassing thing: Fu Xinbo in the toilet. (in doubt).

Proudest thing: Kimi stared at me for a minute. (more skeptical).

The most painful memory: no.

Mate selection criteria: like KIMI.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will say I like Kimi. I can't believe it. It's really amazing.

PS: it looks like KIMI, but COS buns.

Name: Rui Rui Moore. (collecting powder).

L 1: not yet.

Gender: female.

Race: Mars. A special class has emerged.

Birthday: 12.3.

Constellation: Sagittarius, also called Sagittarius, is the most embarrassing thing.

Height: 164.

Weight: 100 kg

Blood type: a, it seems so.

Place of birth: Nanjing.

Spell: I'm attacking, I'm attacking ... Oh yes.

Sexual orientation: cough ... needless to say.

Favorite sport: embarrassing ... embarrassing ...

Specialty: art.

Favorite color: er ... black.

Love food: Anything you can eat, except carrots, fungus and mushrooms, except ... (What did you grow up eating).

Favorite city: Shanghai Shanghai.

Hobbies: awkward.

Specialty: awkward.

Wish: Stay embarrassed.

Advantages: Very suitable for attack.

Disadvantages: no one thinks I'm attacking … except my wife … aha.

Motto: I'm embarrassed, I'm attacking, oh yeah.

Place of residence: Nanjing.

Nickname: riel.

Nickname: Shou, which is obviously just a nickname. ...

The most embarrassing thing: have I ever fallen into a pit ... as if I didn't ... (there is no silver here, 3200).

Proudest thing: I am I am attacking.

The most painful memory: Before I met my wife, people always thought I had …

Criteria for mate selection: I have both, so I don't have to choose. ...

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex: I have never chased anyone backwards. You are being chased, not you.

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will be embarrassed until he runs away.

Name: Nan Jue (every year)

English: NIF.

Gender: aluminum.

Race: Do you want me to say yellow or Chinese? This comrade expressed everyone's hesitation.

Birthday: 12.27.

Constellation: Capricorn

Height: 160cm.

Weight: 45kg.

Blood type: AB.

Place of birth: Second People's Hospital.

The mantra: lie in the trough! ! ! (Suitable for any occasion = =).

Sexual orientation: opposite sex.

Favorite sport: sleeping.

Major: Chinese.

Favorite colors: black, white and gray.

Favorite food: meat.

Favorite city: Hangzhou Changbai Mountain Golmud Tibet Dunhuang Qinghai Guilin London Hokkaido.

Hobbies: There is nothing wrong with it.

Specialty: awkward.

Wish: Get a permanent residence permit in Japan.

Disadvantages: Never a serious person.

Advantages: seriousness is not a person.

Motto: If you are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

Place of residence: Earth.

Nickname: Li Meili.

Nickname: salted egg superman.

The most embarrassing thing: there is no paper in the stool.

Proudest thing: everything I have done.

The most painful memory: I am very happy every day.

Selection criteria: pleasing to the eye.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex? Yes

When pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will say: Actually, I like women.

Name: Yang Yang (box, appearance, sheep, etc ...)

English: Wikipedia

Gender: Female

Race: H family

Birthday: 5 years old. 17 and Wang Leehom for one day! ! ! I'm so excited! )

Constellation: Taurus (hmm? Aren't you made of meat? )

Height: 1. 63 petite, right?

Weight: 42kg. Jealous!

Blood type: type B.

Birthplace: Harbin, Naya, Northeast China.

Spell: Oh, my God.

Sexual orientation:-! There is no doubt that I like men.

Favorite sport: chatting and eating.

Specialty: Can you ask me this question? I can't answer all the subjects.

Favorite color: royal blue

Love to eat: I am never picky about food. But why am I so thin? ...

Favorite city: If you love someone, you will like his city. ...

Hobbies: listening to songs, reading novels, and watching Jing Bo Ran on the Internet.

Expertise: spend money to study the process of H.

Wish: rape first and then kill Jing boran!

Advantages: How dare I say pinch? I blush!

Disadvantages: There are too many changes in contradictory idealism.

Motto: Don't feel uncomfortable.

Residence: Very cold place.

Nickname: Yang Yang.

Nickname: Crazy Woman Bitch 0.0

The most embarrassing thing: vomiting blood in the street ... crazy vomiting ...

Proud thing: I am proud of everything about Jing Boran.

The most painful memory: everything when I was a child ... omg. How resentful I am.

Criteria for mate selection: Jing Boran, who has a strong inner masculinity, died! Talking about that boy again, how embarrassing!

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex: yes, but I'd rather not! & gt。 & lt

When pursued by the opposite sex, I will ask him some questions ... Do you know me? Do you know what I do? Have you thought about what will happen after getting along with me? Are you ready?

Name: The Pain of Registering Names (Volume)

English: Zhuce Mingde Tongku

Gender: Female

Race: human

Birthday: 328 years old

Constellation: Aries

Height: 165

Weight: 100

Blood type: x

Place of birth: Dalian

The mantra: Mao!

Sexual orientation: to be determined

Favorite sport: eating.

Major: literature

Favorite color: much older.

Love to eat: much older

Favorite city: Bobo Flower Market

Hobbies: lazy, love to play tricks.

Specialty: the same hobby

Wish: make a fortune.

Advantages: Have good wishes.

Disadvantages: the wish has not been realized.

Motto: Dream your own dreams and let yourself smoke.

Place of residence: on the mountain

Nickname: book

Nickname: Garfield

The most embarrassing thing: it will be really embarrassing to say it! Despise my IQ?

Proudest thing: high IQ ~

The most painful memory: I can't remember.

Criteria for mate selection: keep your nose straight.

Have you ever been pursued by the opposite sex: then look ~ ~

When you are pursued by the opposite sex you don't like, you will say it directly, and no one will delay anyone.