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The joke composition of vegetarian chicken is 200 words

It is said that the first typhoon "Pearl" this year will land at the junction of Raoping County and Chenghai City in the early morning of 18, and will attack Shantou City head-on. The city immediately implemented typhoon prevention measures: all dangerous buildings were evacuated, fishing boats immediately returned to the cabin, primary and secondary schools were suspended, and joint defense personnel took care of trees with too dense branches and leaves. /kloc-in the afternoon of 0/7, the wind became stronger and stronger, and the typhoon warning signal on TV changed from yellow to red. I lay prone on the window and watched the palm leaves downstairs stagger by the wind, and the raindrops as big as beans fell from the sky and hit the leaves. At night, the rainstorm poured down, and the black rainstorm signal came into effect. Suddenly, the world was dark and the wind was blowing. At this time, I saw the uncle of the People's Liberation Army on TV holding a child and carrying the old man out of the dangerous house with difficulty. I suddenly thought, "At this time, many branches are broken. Will birds have no home? " The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and I fell asleep uneasily at the urging of my mother.

18 woke up in the morning, and my father told me that the typhoon had landed and I was going to school in the afternoon. I immediately ran to the window and looked up at the sky. Wan Li is clear and sunny. It really doesn't look like a typhoon.