The content of the campus comedy script is the first person to reach Mars. . About five minutes.

One day, an alien came from the fire and said that he was going to attack the earth! Alas! It is said that the weapons and equipment on Mars are very advanced, and the earth may be in trouble, alas! Don't jump to conclusions so quickly, not necessarily! Why? Because unfortunately, the three of them met four Tang monks who were going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. What will happen? Let's have a look ... (The Tang Priest, Master and Pig are walking together on the road: Oh, Master, you are so stingy. I'm hungry. You also hid some dry food. You won't fill my stomach. I can't walk any further. I want to eat pie. I haven't eaten Tang priest for a long time (teasing expression): Oh, you want to eat pie? No-if you really want to eat it, just wait for it to fall from the sky and give it to you! (At this moment, a UFO on Mars fell from the sky) Friar Sand (with a surprised face): Master Master, I am embarrassed to say that there are really pies flying in the sky (pointing)! Wukong photographed him (pointing to the sky) (violent picture, not suitable for children, imagine for yourself ... at this time, the UFO fell to the ground. Foreigner: Boss, did our spaceship hit a meteorite? Why did it fall with a bang? Oh, my head! It hurts to death. Foreigner B: (silly): No, no, it seems that our spaceship was hit by something. Boss: (angrily) Shut up! Shut up, don't you see a few people over there? Ask them where we are, and you'll talk nonsense after eating all day. Did your mother give birth to you to waste my food? Do you know that it is a financial crisis and it is difficult to make money? I can't stand the price going up and the stock going down. Hiring you two is a waste of my money. Go and ask. Oh, forget it, forget it, I'll go. (Then the Tang Priest and his disciples came-) Friar Sand (shocked again): Master, I'm a little embarrassed to say that three people came out of that pie. It's so strange. Wukong: Master, according to my guess, this should be the so-called alien. The aliens mentioned in the book are all like this Bajie (disappointed): Alas, it's not pie! I'm starving! Tang Priest: Hey hey! Relax. The teacher taught us to be ambassadors of friendly communication. Let's go and have a look. (Walking up to three aliens) Tang Priest: (Smiling) Hello, aliens. Hello, which planet are you from and where are you going? Alien: Look Tang Priest up and down)

Don't talk, don't he understand? That's right. He is an alien. Can I speak English? Where are you from? What ... s ... your name?

(The alien is still speechless) Bajie: Master, your English is wrong. How can you say it in Chinese? Obviously, I don't listen to the teacher in class!

Friar Sand: Yes, yes, Master, I'm sorry to say that your English is too poor! (Tang Priest is very depressed, and there are several black lines on his head) Tang Priest, how can you yell at me? I am your master, and I pay you to help me study the scriptures, not to give me lessons. Next, the Tang Priest thought: It's stupid to rely on even the world-wide English. I didn't learn the language of the earth when I came to the earth. Well, try again. ) Tang Priest (laughing again): A Haiyou Shaq became a horse (Japanese)! (Good morning) Aliens …

Tang Priest (continue to work hard): Aha Seyou (Han)? (Hello)

Alien boss (finally talking): Hello! You are the so-called Tang Priest, right? Don't bother. I can understand you. I hear you are wordy. I really like it now. I admire you. Tang Priest: (angry) You are so rude. How can you say that about me? I'm wordy? Hum! Wukong hit him! Wukong (sarcastically): Master, we should be ambassadors of friendly exchanges! Friar Sand (should know): Master, I'm a little embarrassed to say. It is! Tang Priest (bowed his head, speechless, depressed! ) Alien boss We are here to occupy Blue Star (Earth) and make it our Mars world. Tang Priest (surprised): Why? We want to maintain world peace, you attack the earth, be careful that I sue you at the United Nations Headquarters, huh (funny). Alien boss: Alas, why? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? First of all, how beautiful Blue Star is, much better than Mars, and (sobbing) what financial crisis on Mars now, money is hard to make, tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes and tornadoes often happen ... so we want Blue Star to open up a new world. Bajie: You don't know, do you? Our planet is also in financial crisis. Lehman Bank in the United States has gone bankrupt. We also have tsunamis and earthquakes. So, in a word, the earth is dangerous. Let's go back to Mars! Tang Priest: Yes, yes. Alien A: (whispering) Boss, I heard that people on earth are very smart. Are there only three of us fighting them? Alien B: (in a lower voice) Yes, boss, I heard that their high IQ people have IQs over 200. We should outsmart them, not force them. Boss, look before you leap. Alien boss: No matter, no matter, take a person as a hostage first. Aliens A and B: Yes, boss. As a result, Bajie was taken away. Alien: Boss, test his IQ! Alien B (answer): Yes, yes! Alien boss: OK, hehe, open sesame! Alien B: Boss, your spell seems to be wrong. Look how rich he is. It's a curse. Alien boss: What's it to you? Tell me, which is cooler? Alien A: Yard! Alien boss (to Alien B): Stay in the yard. With great effort (because the boss always mispronounced it), I finally measured Bajie's IQ, which was-1. Alien a; Boss, Bluestar people are mentally retarded. There is no need to invade the blue star they rule. Let's find another planet to invade! We misjudged, alas, I didn't expect Bluestar people to be so stupid. Alien boss: Well, I have been living on the same planet for the next few years, and I did make some mistakes in judgment. No, I've caught Bluestar. Bring me the Tang Priest ... (Tang Priest was arrested) Then something terrible happened ... Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Why are you with two men? Are your parents still alive? Say something, I just want to make an alien friend before the earth is invaded by Martians. ..... So being an alien, just like being an earthman, needs a kind heart. Kind-hearted, no longer Martians, but Earthlings (Alien A began to vomit) ... Martians and Earthlings were born together with their mothers, but the difference is that Earthlings were born together with their mothers, Martians were born together with their mothers ... Alien B: I can't stand it-boss, let's go, I'm Tang Yan: What's your mother's name? Alien a: ah! (nervous breakdown) At this rate, I must be crazy. Tang Priest's verbosity is hopeless. If everyone on earth is so wordy, I think we are really dead. Maybe they will attack us instead of invading them. Tang Priest: Look (proudly), you wanted to arrest us just now, and we'll arrest you later ... Listen, I'm right, you should surrender quickly. (At this moment, aliens A and B are dragging their bubbly boss to the UFO. ) Wow, faster than me. You are really good (UFO takes off)-look out! It's thundering, and it's raining. Go home and collect clothes! In this way, three aliens who invaded the earth were called away by the Tang Priest ... Friar Sand: Master, I'm a little embarrassed to say it. You are really wordy, yes, but it's really amazing! Wukong: Master! If we hadn't been used to you for a long time, maybe we would be worse off than them. Maybe I'll hang myself by now. Did you learn eloquence from Wei? Is it Jiuheng? Or defend our country? Huh? Tang Priest: (Depressed! ) I am self-taught, can't I? Wei, they are just small cases to me. Bajie: Master, I'm hungry. Let's call it a day. Give me something to eat. Tang Priest: Let's ask the director for candy.