100% funny joke

1, go to eat mutton noodles with friends. After a while, the boss served two plates of thin mutton, only to hear friends say: Oh dear! Boss, close the door quickly, it will be blown away.

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2, if a girl is actually 5 points, then she looks at herself in the mirror is about 8 points, and her' ID photo' is generally 2 points. She is definitely 0 points in her female friend's photo album, 9 points in her own photo album, and 100 points in her head photo album!

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There is such a man beside me. He is a small boss. Whenever I have no money, he will appear in time, without much nonsense. Just say: take it and brush it casually. There's not enough! ? He is really good to you, so cherish it. ? There is nothing to cherish. I have been washing dishes in his small restaurant. ?

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4. Master, how can I protect myself in such a chaotic world? Host: See this bowl of water? Me: Well, the master threw it in my face. Master, why did you throw me? Master: You just need to keep a plain face.

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5. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

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