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Ask a joke: What a foreigner broke a bowl?
My son ran to have a look and said, "The bowl is broken!"
The foreigner thought, "One Dollar, ..."
Mom heard the noise and came to look at it. She saw a broken bowl on the ground and asked, "Who hit it?"
The foreigner thought, "Three Dollar? ... "
The son said," He called! "
The foreigner thought, "Ten Dollar? ! ... "
Mom said," We need another bowl! "
the foreigner thought, "Happy and one? ! ? ! ... "
Dad was chopping vegetables in the kitchen when he heard the noise outside and ran out to see what was going on. In my hurry, I forgot to put down the kitchen knife. Dad, five big and three thick, stood in the restaurant with a kitchen knife. When foreigners saw it, his heart beat faster and his blood pressure rose sharply, but what made him heartbroken and collapsed was his words.
Dad said to his son who was scooping soup on the heating furnace, "It's hot, so hold it less!"
foreigner: "ten thousand? ! ! @#$%^& *..."
(The foreigner took out his wallet from his pocket at an amazing speed, poured all the money in it on the table, and then ran to the door like Liu Xiang ...)
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