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The Word of the Day (67)-A Cold Joke about Fruit

Do you know which fruit has the worst eyesight?

It's mango

The invisible man is blind, so mango can't see …

Do you know Faye Wong's favorite fruit?

It's durian

"Sometimes I don't let go of durian ~"

What fruit has the highest temperature?

This is a pear.

Because ion ironing ...

There is a ham sausage on the ground. What happens when you bow your head?

It is broken.

Because the ham sausage is not broken at once ~

There was a banana walking on the road, feeling very hot, so I took off my coat, and then?

fail

Because banana peel is slippery ~

A person raises a lot of colors at home. One day, Huang ran away, and then the man had a new name?

yellow peach

On a meadow, a flock of sheep passed by and slapped a fruit?

strawberry

Because the grass is gone.

Then came a pack of wolves. What kind of fruit is this?

Myrica rubra or carambola

Because the sheep didn't or the sheep ran away.

Then the hunter came and everything was done?

blueberry

Huh? Is it a wolf?

Another answer is tomatoes, because tomatoes are also called wolf peaches.

Chocolate and blueberry fight, and chocolate wins. Why?

Because of the chocolate bar!

What color is Baba of celery?

It's yellow.

Because of Qin Shihuang! Hey, is this fruit? )