The anchor rhymes funny.

1, I am mercury, highly toxic, and liquid metal is my only one.

2, water is crooked, roads are roads, and the days without money are too long.

3, the fifth young man sells burnt earth, and no one repairs his trousers when they are rotten. Five dollars and five cents, he jumps straight.

The mountains, waters, folk customs and girls in the northeast are all beautiful.

5, wine is a good meal, the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

6. Twenty-three, candied melon sticks, twenty-four, cleaning day, twenty-five, grinding bean curd, twenty-six, cutting pork, twenty-seven, adding new clothes, twenty-eight, making noodles, twenty-nine, steaming steamed bread, staying up late for thirty.

7. In today's era of reversal, men play handsome with beautiful women, have money and no money, and don't play pure perverts.

8, people are really tired when they are alive: they have to queue up when they get on the bus, they have to suffer if they love you, they have no fragrance when they eat, they are easily drunk when they drink, and they have to pay taxes when they earn money!

9. My eyes are dull all day, I don't eat three meals, my limbs are weak, I don't care about the whole grain, my six parents don't recognize me, I don't know anything, I'm aggressive, I'm sedentary, and I'm very useless.

10, the sky is gray, the fields are endless, and brown corn is everywhere.

1 1. Hand-torn tofu is a famous dish, which is very popular all over Guizhou.

12, Niu Niu cattle, cultivated land lai, Niu Niu cattle, eating lai, rice, eggs, water, bowls, pig troughs, chopsticks and wicker.

13, there is a kind of ability, called urine. There is an upset, called noisy listening. There is a kind of anger called Ji Yan.

14, wife, I love you, just as mice love rice, and you love rice differently. Mice eat rice, and I keep my wife in my heart.

15, Xiao Doudou, go to school, the teacher lectures and he sleeps; Listen in one ear and risk in the other. Do you find it ridiculous?

16, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain.

17, doing business is like being pregnant, having enough months, and being anxious is easy to have an abortion.

18, gamblers are so sophisticated now that everyone can play tricks. Gambling is a magic weapon. It is better to draw a sword than to hide cards. It's amazing that gamblers borrowed money at high interest rates and apologized. If you dare not pay back the money, you will change your face and cut it with a big knife.

19, I'm silicon, black ash, and information components stack me.

20, playing bamboo board, striding, came to the barber shop. Barber shop, high-tech, shaving without a knife, one by one, the whole face is bud. You say bad is not bad.