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All socks. fairy tale

"mom! One of my toes turned blue? ! "Xiaohua Mall, a man named Doudou, found that one of his toes had changed color and screamed for his mother.

"ah? ! What's going on here? ! "Mother cat saw the color change greatly. She picked up her daughter and ran to the hospital.

The young doctor looked at Doudou's toes and was shocked. Without thinking, he blurted out: "It's cancer, remove it immediately!"

The young doctor arranged the operation very urgently and cut off Doudou's toe like lightning.

A few days after leaving the hospital, Doudou was surprised to find that his other toe turned green.

Doudou is another sigh; Mom is running all the way again; The young doctor is afraid again. He didn't even look back, so he said, "The cancer cell has metastasized, so remove it immediately! ! "

Flying sand and stones, lightning and thunder, after a period of intensive surgery, Doudou lost another toe.

Who knows, just after leaving the hospital, something terrible happened again: "Mom, am I going to die?" Doudou looked at his green toes and burst into tears in despair.

Doudou's father comforted his daughter and said to his wife, "Wife, why don't we go and see another doctor?" At this rate, the child's toes will be cut off sooner or later. Without toes, let alone catching mice, it is even difficult to take care of yourself. "

"That's right." Mother cat said, "honey, just do as you say."

So, mom and dad replaced Doudou with an old doctor with white hair and beard.

After the old doctor looked at Doudou's green toes, he calmly looked at Doudou's face, felt Doudou's pulse and asked Doudou to stick out his tongue for him.

"Doctor, do you want to cut off your toes?" Mother cat asked anxiously.

"What's with the good toes?" The old doctor said quietly.

"How should my daughter's illness be treated?" Father cat asked.

"According to my years of experience and your daughter's current situation, I think it is enough to change a pair of socks."

"Doctor, socks can also cure diseases?" Father cat asked blankly.

"Confused, your daughter is not sick, and the socks she wears are faded."

After listening to the old doctor's words, mom and dad couldn't say anything, and their intestines were going to regret it.