A light and interesting opening remark

Relaxed and funny opening remarks can guide the audience's emotions and attention and create a relaxed and lively atmosphere. The following is my collection of relaxed and funny opening remarks, which are welcome to learn from.

1, dear classmates and teachers, it's time for us to relax again. I hope music can wash your heart and enrich your soul. Let's meet in music (music begins) ......................................................................................................................

On this colorful day, we welcomed the X campus concert of our school.

In concert activities, students hold high the sails of wisdom, soar with their thoughts, express their feelings, have youthful melodies, show their skills, explore scientifically, embody perseverance and fly poetically. ...

On a snowy winter night, we waited for a long time in the moonlight and turned it into the joy of meeting today.

4. Hello, everyone. I am very happy to be the guest host of this competition. First of all, I would like to thank the leaders and colleagues for their support and students' participation.

Today, I hope my friends will open your hearts and release your excitement. Let me share your wisdom and humor and share the happiness of this fate.

What you are watching now is the program hosted by xx. In fact, I envy you. You can see the program hosted by such an excellent person.

First, let's play a game: raise your left hand (note that it's only your left hand), then raise your right hand, yes, and then clap your hands. Well, thank you for applauding me.

6. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, you have come to the wrong place, and today's speech has been cancelled. I don't think we need any speeches. What we need is sincere communication. Then, our sincere communication begins today. As soon as you came on stage, you told the audience that today's speech was cancelled. Everyone will be surprised and think about what's going on. At this time, the audience's attention was completely attracted by the speaker, and then the speaker began to say, "Our sincere communication begins today." Next, start the speech. The biggest advantage of this method is that it can quickly catch the attention of the audience. )

7. "Friends, some people are really well-run and speculate well! There is a poem "knowledgeable person" that tells us: the status is not high, but there is a spirit above the head; The official is not big, but the hand is long; Si is a unique skill, only I can gain a foothold; Hold thick legs above and use them for private use below; Bragging is luck, flattery does not touch the needle, you can open the back door and talk about friendship. Without the cells of justice, without the principles and norms, alcohol and tobacco can clear the way, and money can communicate with God. Confucius said,' What is there?' "

8. My name is Hu, and what I say below is all nonsense. Please don't take it seriously. My surname is Gu. Today is night, and there is a little moonlight in the sky. If you stay with me, you will become Hu, so what I said may be nonsense. Please don't mind!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome me to the stage. Please applaud those who like me very much. Don't applaud people who like me too much. Thank you for your cooperation.

10, this opening remark left a very frank and humorous good impression. Soon after, at the "Golden Microphone Night" literary evening, I saw him smiling and said to the audience, "I'm glad to see you again, but I'm sorry to see you again. ...

1 1. This is a man's world, a woman's paradise, a dream paradise, a favorite place ... (place name) people; Let strange friends no longer be strange, and let familiar friends be more familiar.

12, let us capture the flying soul, let us paint moving colors, let us radiate infinite enthusiasm, and let us sing the most beautiful melody! Turn a new page, open a new scene, and appear on the stage of the new century with a brand-new attitude! No poem is richer than you, and no melody is more beautiful than you. In our happy world, your laughter and cheers will ripple forever!

13, your song, my song, his song, we all have the same song! It was the song of spring, the song of love, the song of love for life, which was the song in our hearts at that time! Dear friends, please listen to our sincere songs together!

14. Pay tribute and bow to the girls. I hope you are younger, more beautiful and more like Maggie Cheung. If you have no confidence in yourself, you have to be like Gong Li for the last time. I sincerely wish you all the best in the new century. Qi Xin works together to earn RMB from those smelly men around you.

15, cross time tunnel, enter the art hall, concentrate the essence of song and dance, and roam the ocean of joy! There is no best, only better. There is no Excellence, only transcendence. There is no place you can't go, only places you haven't been. There is no program that can't be staged, only good programs that haven't been staged yet)

16, crossing the past, the sweat of struggle has just been wiped away.

Looking back on the journey, the smile of victory is spreading.

Join hands tonight, sing glory and go all the way.

Looking forward to the Ming Dynasty, friends, let's go hand in hand.

A song sings out the love in your heart, a dance jumps out of the hero's blood, and a poem has your courage and determination all the way.

Persistence, dream, pursuit, unity, we * * * burn our hearts together and lead the way! Dreams never stop.

17. Enjoy endless entertainment routes, feel new fashion, borderless fields, complete self-space, watch world events, talk about life, listen to mountains and rivers, and sing heroic battle songs. Here, you can feel the exciting moment and the dream moment, the paradise, attracting guests from all directions, the lucky stars are shining, and the society is developing continuously. Building a bridge of friendship, listening, touching melody, feeling, beautiful life, dance, all kinds of customs, enjoyment, musical charm, gold creation, punching out, wonderful romance, now open! ! ! Let's hear what our friends at the scene have to say.

My friends, if we compare today's xx with that of ten years ago, we can't help but admit how great changes have taken place in our study and life. High-rise buildings have sprung up, classrooms are spacious and bright, and we have moved into a new dormitory, connected to the telephone and the Internet, and one happy event after another, from ear to ear.

19, yes, our school construction is booming and our life is getting better and better. Please enjoy the songs and dances. Singer: xxx.

Crosstalk is a popular program. Humorous language and exaggerated expressions will bring us into a happy world. Please ask xxx of xxx Department to co-speak the comic dialogue "Wulitou Interesting Talk" for you.

2 1, the following wonderful program is the dance "Green Light" brought by xxX and her partners.

22. This program won the first prize of "Youth Song and Dance Competition" in our school. Let's enjoy it together

23. The golden autumn is full of clouds in October, which is the fiery emotion of our hardworking and simple xx people for their hometown. Autumn and October are full of clouds, which is the persistent belief of our clever and wise xx people in establishing the college. Please enjoy the Allegro "Autumn in October Summer" performed by xx.

In recent years, the construction of campus culture in our school is in full swing. Especially in the annual singer contest, a large number of outstanding campus singers can always emerge. They are active in all stages of the school. Express your love for life with fiery passion. Let's appreciate their style. First of all, please ask xx to bring you a "good mood".

25, everyone's youth is only once, and when it is about to be gorgeous, a girl quietly leaves. But she is not alone, and all her hearts are closely related. No sad parting, parting is also gathering. No matter where we are, we will always remember you.

26. Please enjoy the poem "The Story of Sound" brought by xx Department.

27. The jubilant gongs and drums are drummed and full of joy, and our life is getting sweeter and sweeter. The festive yangko is delicate and jubilant, and our days are getting more and more prosperous. Please enjoy the dance "exultation" brought to us by the students on xxx campus.

28. Sailing on the vast sea is inseparable from a guiding light to guide the direction. In the historical process of the new century, Theory of Three Represents is our party's guide. Entering a new era, our hearts are surging, and entering a new era, we are full of lofty sentiments. Under the correct leadership of the school party Committee, all the teachers and students of the school are United and March towards a new era. Please enjoy xxx campus dance "Entering a New Era".

29. Everyone may have seen the sketch "Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren" by the famous comedian Huang Hong. Today, we are in Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren. Let's see how these two debt problems are solved.

30, youth is so hot, so full of passion, like the summer sky, always high and bright. We are so young, so full of vigor and vitality. Joy is the theme of tonight, and we will perform with joy. Please enjoy the dance "Forward" of xxx Department.

3 1, the song is melodious, this song is our deep blessing to the great motherland, and the dance is beautiful. This dance is our heartfelt wish for the prosperity of our hometown and school. Let's raise our glasses to wish the arrival of the new year and welcome the dawn of the new year! Please enjoy the song and dance "Drinking Songs" by xxx xxxx.

32. All the people present here today are the best in all departments, but in any case, we should thank our mother for training us so well. It is because of our Excellence that we can gather in the same place. It used to be said that women hold up half the sky. I think men and women each hold up a sky. With a lady, the world is so beautiful, with a lady, the world is so affectionate, with a lady, the world is so gentle. The world is so happy with a lady. We thank them for their existence.