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Talk about non-mainstream classic sadness
2. The stumbling of love, the place we can't reach is called happiness.
3. Men are afraid of women saying he is young, and women are afraid of men saying she is old.
4. Love is an extension of light love, but it is the aftertaste of a lifetime.
5. God is watching us. Let's be happy!
6, things that exist, forget to remember; Remember what you lost.
7. The mistakes made by young people have been spreading.
8. Any absurd and uninhibited dream of all beings can't compare with this daily reality.
9. When the smoke burns out, you are destined to belong to me.
10, I want to say if, but there is no if; I want to say that there will be nothing in the future!
1 1. Vows are heartbreaking powder, and feelings are heartbreaking powder.
12, when you are not with me, it's like forgetting to add sugar to your coffee!
13, here, the delivery man is faster than the police.
14. Waiter, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.
15. Bury your dream in a thermos and hold it in your hand every day.
16, just like that, I silently shed tears and laughed at your happiness.
17, I insist not because I am strong, but because I have no choice but to burn my body and miss it.
18, grievances and tears are the process of learning to be strong.
19, I'm a lone boat, and I can't find an island to anchor.
20. Your life is so charming that it is Russia's self-love.
2 1, this is your choice, please don't be lonely for it.
22. The more memories, the more painful.
23. You accompany me to jump off the building on the first floor, and I will accompany you to jump into the river in the desert.
24. If I can't forget you, let the sun dry my memory.
25. I miss spending money and leaving me alone.
26. When calling someone grandpa, I used to be a fucking grandson!
27. When jumping off a building, he was not dead with a bang. "pa!" That's dead.
28. I don't like crying, but as long as I cry, I get dizzy.
29. Time will let you know that a lifelong wish is actually just a wish.
30.i don't blame you! I'm condemning you!
3 1, even if there is a lot to say, how to play confidant to appease each other.
32, who is not injured, while learning to be strong.
33. For the sake of dreams, no matter how far you go, it is worthwhile.
34. Time has got me into deeper thinking.
35, the fog dispersed, woke up, I finally saw the truth, that is, silent Qian Fan.
36. I have been describing beautiful fairy tales in the future.
37. The evening news always begins with "Good evening" and then tells you why you can't get better.
38. The more you expect, the more disappointed you will be. Don't be greedy.
39. The little flowers in the world of flowers are desperately filled with flowers and bones.
40. The chances of turning disappointment into hope are really small.
4 1, we can't go back, all we have is memories.
42, you never know, I silently in the corner, smiling at your pain.
43. If you leave me, I will disappear.
44. Your smile blooms in the best years.
45. I am in your lucid dream, and you are in my confused heart.
46. Everyone says that money is like dirt, but why are so many flowers inserted in cow dung?
47, heartbreaking retention, but the heart is unwilling to show.
48. When facing the choice, listen to the quiet corner inside.
49. That memory reminds people of everything they once had.
50. Our story was written as a farewell song.
5 1, how much I love you, I don't want to be a deserter, but I can only help.
52. Why do you want me to see your heart so thoroughly?
53. You like to take the sunshine road, but you like to take the single-plank bridge.
When dependence becomes a habit, people become fearless and vulnerable.
55. Disobedient young lady, run out by yourself and let me follow in your footsteps.
I have given you all my happiness, so give me interest.
57. In the awesome Beethoven, I can't play my mother's sadness.
58. Timing is advancing, constantly changing yesterday, today and tomorrow.
59. The happier I am, the more I fear that it will end.
Passers-by sometimes stop and sometimes stop, but in my heart, no one can replace you.
6 1, faded last night's enchanting makeup, leaving only pale and haggard.
62. At the age of twenty, lead the wrong hand; at the age of thirty, lead the dog; at the age of sixty, walk alone with crutches.
63. Wait quietly for someone to break the silence.
64. You asked me how much I hate you. My fist represents my heart.
65. It's not just distance that separates us.
66. "In my eyes, white and black are the same!
67. I love you the most today, and I can forget you the next second.
68. How handsome and amazing, I just need my love.
69. I will accompany you where you want to go and spend the rest of our lives with my heart.
70, love is too true, it is too easy to let yourself sink.
7 1, ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ 12355
72. The so-called faith vanished in an instant.
73. Obviously parallel lines don't intersect, but I always meet you in my dream.
74. The moment when fireworks bloom in the sky is beautiful, but time will not stop at that moment.
75. I never liked being alone, but it's a pity that I am alone.
76. "It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to love someone in the end.
77. moths wander around the world and can't find your paradise.
78. One day, there was a steamed bun. It was walking and suddenly hungry. Then he ate himself.
79. Everything is floating clouds, and concessions are king.
80. People who have struggled are still echoing, and some people are lazy.
8 1, I thought you were oxygen, but now I realize that it was just a farce.
He waited quietly behind her, so the sunset closed the heavy door.
What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!
85. The original promise you gave me has slowly changed for many nights.
86. You froze the silence in mid-air. How should I describe my irrelevance?
87. Those enviable loves will have unknown sadness.
88. We are all on the road, forgetting the way out and pursuing occasional satisfaction in disappointment.
89. The past and the past only mean once.
90. When I was sad, I realized that I didn't even have anyone to talk to.
9 1, I long for sunshine, and I can't imagine life without him.
92. Cinderella's tears, like meteors, fell to the bottom of the sea and reached her heart.
93. "When I put on the exclamation point, who will know my mood!
94, eating lollipops, drinking cold, thinking about him who doesn't love me!
95. I am still thinking about yesterday, the tenderness you gave me yesterday.
96. Keep tenderness in your heart, and you will only be treated with that purity.
Non-mainstream classics
1, the furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but familiar people, who gradually become strangers.
2. It's just a breakup. Why are you pretending? I was badly hurt, but I won't forget it.
The love we once guarded ended up in name only.
4. When you are tired, find a way that suits you, give your heart a holiday, and let yourself live more relaxed, free and easy, happier and more.
Don't care about those who can't stay, those who already care must stay.
6. If God is fair, there should be no distinction between men and women in this world.
7. If you don't take the initiative, you will lose, but taking the initiative is really tiring.
8. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.
9. A million bright futures are not worth a warm present.
10, what was painstakingly forgotten is best recalled now.
1 1. Love is just the sweetest fantasy of youth. After happiness, there is only pain.
12, the breakthrough is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.
13, happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.
14, the wounded soul, wandering outside the words, who can see through the inexplicable sadness.
15, it is ugly to be followed and beaten. I would rather go alone.
16, because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.
17, your careless actions cast a lot of sadness and disappointment on me.
18, I want to go to the city without you for shelter.
19, when you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.
20. fickle feelings will always be remembered, but deep feelings will always be disappointed.
2 1, one loves too much, and the other retires too fast.
22, always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.
23. Does everyone have a wound? That's where the sky once fell.
24. I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.
25, tired, tired, tired, drunk, it's time to score.
26. Not many people can meet in life, and not many people can give.
27, people can not be noble, but not shameless; It may not be great, but it can't be mean.
28. Your world can't wait for me to be old.
29. They say that people who see the Ferris wheel from a distance actually see happiness from a distance.
30. You said I was becoming more and more intolerant. In fact, you are wrong, just because I care more about you.
3 1, each of us is stupid, knowing that some people have written something not for us, but we still have to be stupid.
Sometimes it is better to do everything for one person than nothing for others.
I don't want you to be alone, but you would rather be alone.
I have always secretly liked you, but I'm afraid you know that you have no friends to make.
35, some people, no matter how good you are to him, he will not pay attention, because in his life, you seem so insignificant.
36. How many reasons should we find to heal our inner wounds?
37. Is your tears dry, or your heart has been put in the trash can and you are used to being left out like this.
If one day I ignore you, it's not that I don't love you, but that I'm tired.
39. The past is like a cloud in blowing in the wind, and nothing can be noticed forever.
40. How strong must my heart be to withstand your repeated injuries?
4 1, another night, lonely and indifferent lingering. Still floating with long thoughts, bleak as ice, frost, snow or fog? Is it a cigarette? Are they tears? Still raining?
42. The world is full of opportunities for us to meet, but I can never meet you.
43. If your heart is broken, only you can heal it, and no one can.
44, a strong heart, often defeated by a simple comfort, and then burst into tears.
45. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.
46. Fortunately, I have known you for a long time in my lifetime, laughing that my life is far away from you.
47. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.
48. I am happy to have someone to take care of you, but I can't smile, because that was my position.
49. Sometimes you don't laugh, not because you are unhappy, but because you are tired.
50. There is a person who once let me know how wonderful it is to live in the world.
5 1, I like myself now and miss us in the past. Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness? I miss it. You don't miss it anymore I am nostalgic because I can't see you and the future.
52. The place where the dream collapsed is now covered with moss.
53. My acting skills must be so good that no one knows that I am sad.
54. Sneaking is to escape, so are you looking forward to going online?
Miracles sometimes happen, but you must work hard for them.
56. In fact, there are no two unsuitable people, only one heart that doesn't want to be together.
57. Even if you don't meet, talk or send messages, there will always be a place in your heart and someone will always be safe.
58. I try not to think about you, but I always look at where you are.
59. Time tells you that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it's time to be sensible.
60. A meeting on the road of life does not mean holding hands for life.
6 1, no matter what stage you are in, no matter how you adjust your mood, no matter how good your mentality is, when you are tired, you feel tired, painful and helpless.
62. Love is always a thousand times. How can we love without being abandoned or hurt?
63. I don't care if you care about me.
Everyone's love is a movie. When the movie is over, I'm just a fragment of you?
65. Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.
66. Once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but you said the last sentence well, and it was easy to get together and leave.
What scares me is that I remember those memories, but you forget them.
68. I used to think that it was not easy to own it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.
69. I always thought that the mountain is the story of water, the cloud is the story of wind, and you are my story, but I don't know if I am your story.
70. Who broke up with him? Looking at the chat record made his pillow wet.
7 1, all kinds of twists and turns and all kinds of sadness in the future.
72. My life is very good. Congratulations on not being disturbed by me anymore.
73. I will let go of my personality, my self-esteem and my pursuit because I can't let go of one person.
74. I deliberately avoided all the time I could see you.
75. Sometimes we are just stupid. People don't even know that they like us, but they are still looking at the people they like.
76. Love has an untouchable light. Too close will only burn you.
77. I know all your weaknesses, and I also know that you are my weakness.
78. A small accident, a shallow smile, a warm word and a soft warmth are life.
79. I thought having you for a lifetime was enough. I never thought you would leave.
I hope the world is so small that I can see you as soon as I turn around.
8 1, allow yourself to indulge once a day, cry once, and laugh happily the rest of the time.
82. Those who used to cry can now express themselves with a smile.
83. No matter how beautiful the dream is, it will be awakened by the biting cold wind of reality.
84. You can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.
85,100 yuan, a scab as armor.
86. The sad places are all like you. The world without you, close your eyes and dare not imagine.
87. I will never compromise with anyone again, even those I love deeply.
88. I remember that you love me. Maybe I remember wrong.
I think you are like air, which is all I need.
90. My truth is hidden in a joke.
9 1, I love you deeply, but I never get your response.
92. I don't know what I am waiting for, just as I don't know what I am waiting for.
93. It's just that sometimes I cry when I listen to love songs, and I feel a little empathy and despair.
94, the heart is so tired, people are so tired, loving you is really tired, and I don't want to love.
95. This chaotic city is full of lost people.
96. If you are sad, please don't make it difficult for yourself to smile, sometimes smiling is cruel.
97. Maybe I'm just a shadow in your heart, just your past.
98. Time has taught me that everything is hidden in my heart but not in my heart.
99. Where there is you, there are dreams and hopes!
100, time has brought us up, but looking back, it has made the people we love old. Even old things are not old people.
10 1, the saddest thing is that you frown. I have no reason to hug you.
102, silence is an excuse for fear, and smirking is a reason for injustice.
103, I had a good time while you were away, not as good as you, but I was fine.
104, don't try too hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
105, I pretend to be optimistic to cover up my pessimism, do you understand?
106, you will always lose to someone, even if you never admit it.
107. When my shoulders are gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.
108, the once beautiful picture is now broken and flying bit by bit.
109, the person I love most hurts me the most. I have no choice between advance and retreat. I closed my heart and left a moment of tenderness. If there is an afterlife, my love is still the most true!
1 10, I want to write down all the people who love me here.
1 1 1. It's ridiculous to think about it. Even if I was crazy at first, I finally forgot what I looked like.
1 12, may you have wine and her for the rest of your life, while I wander around the world alone.
1 13, so deliberately pretending, but still can't fool your heart.
1 14, people must not be too lazy and too casual. Once you become a habit, you will pay the price.
1 15, I thought you would cherish me if I gave my heart.
1 16, the sour air sniffed out our distance, and I will remember you no matter where I am in the future.
1 17 If love comes late, where will we be at the next intersection?
Please let go, I want to live alone.
1 19, we never forget the truth, but we are more and more likely to lie.
120, the reason why we live tired is often because we can't let go of our face. Vanity is infinitely expanding, which blinds the true self, can't tell what needs and desires are, regards others' eyes as the highest standard of behavior, regards others' praise as the highest reward of life, and is completely lost in the secular maze. Take your face off and put it in your pocket. You will find that life is really not that heavy.
12 1, think more about others, think more about others, then everything will be completely different.
122, one person wants to come in and the other person wants to leave.
123, clinging to it is like blowing cold air and not wanting to close the window.
124, I don't forget it, but I don't miss it anymore.
125, if memory is a square city, then I am willing to paint the ground as a prison and embarrass myself.
126. If one day I go to hell, I think I will be with you.
127, turn just to meet you, but forget that you can turn.
128, sometimes it's not distrust, just because I care more than others and am more afraid of losing.
129, love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a brilliant moment.
130, I have a Qian Qian knot in my heart, even if the world is deserted.
13 1, people always need to live bravely, and I have to make new wishes, such as learning to bear the pain of losing love.
132, when the tears run out, the rest should be strong.
133, life is already so difficult, so don't expose some things.
134, stick to it, not that we are really strong enough, but that we have no choice.
135, some people can't say where it is good. However, no one can replace it.
136, wipe away the tears on your face, but can't take away the painful feeling in your heart.
137, youth is the injury of wandering, and you and I are running around in ignorance. This is what we call madness.
138, even if your heart is upside down, you will pretend to be indifferent.
139, every night when you are offline, I always look so sad alone.
140, if you are willing to wait for me to finish all the bad things, maybe I will live with you in the middle of the sea.
14 1, the heart is like a dagger, like an arrow in the back, like a chronic poison, and it is not fatal.
142. No matter how beautiful the pencil drawings are, they are all gray. No matter how good the memory is, there is only one time.
143, maybe it's really inappropriate for us to go our own way and go our own way.
144, stumbled and got injured all the way.
145, it's a pity that your world is too small to hold me as an extra person.
146, Zuo Zuo left, don't miss the old.
147, how many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
148, it takes courage to fall in love with someone, but it takes more courage to return to the person who has hurt you.
149, someone taught you how to love, but he stopped loving.
150, you said you would cry, not because you care. But because of helplessness, just helplessness.
On Non-mainstream Classic Personality
1, I want a wedding, a wedding dress, a pair of rings and a date.
Don't say those touching words, which will eventually break my heart.
3. Do you love it or not? I don't understand. I am like a speck in your time.
4. In love, there are always people who will be disappointed. It is not who you love, who will love you.
Don't say I have a bad temper. If I don't protect myself in this world, who will?
6. In reality, we lie with our real names. On the Internet, we tell the truth under pseudonyms.
7. Say to yourself: I'm sorry I didn't love you well these years.
8. People who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are different.
9. The first sentence of the list of men's lies: I don't care about your appearance.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
1 1, some people, even if the surface is not sunny, how can they be so unhealthy.
12, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, and the world doesn't belong to you.
13, I killed five mosquitoes, and four of them had their period.
14, suddenly found that the first letter of "I love you" adds up to "play"
15, a girl is willing to put down her dignity to keep you, which shows that you are very important.
16, smiling is just my habit. And habit is a terrible thing.
17, I accidentally downloaded you to my heart at that time, but now, it tells me that "this file cannot be deleted".
18. If you know too much and watch too much, you will become an orphan of the world.
19, I've always wanted someone who can say to me: Let's go, have a drink and get drunk.
20. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.
2 1, please don't ask me how I am, because there is only one answer. I'm fine, at least pretend to be fine.
22. There is a distance in this world, no matter how hard you try, you can't reach it.
23. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.
24. Time has taken away many things from us. In the end, we only have memories.
25. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.
26. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
If you can understand my sadness, I won't pretend to be a talkative person.
28. I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time.
29. I hate nostalgia, because it is a memory that I can't go back. I am nostalgic because I can't see the future.
Please give me a sincere smile, and I will summon up the courage to go forward.
3 1, people can only do what they want to do if they don't want to do it.
Non-mainstream classical mood phrases with meaningless sadness
There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.
We were both passers-by, but fortunately we didn't knock each other down.
Don't worry, teacher. I love Taoists.
Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it only means your underwear is small.
Life has ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything.
There are people who are poor in words, but they just feel that there is no language.
Can't give me comfort, and don't allow me to be sad.
People always put gold in their hearts, but gold never puts people in their eyes.
Others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.
If one day I leave without saying goodbye, it proves that our love really can't go on.
If I smile inexplicably, it must be that I miss you.
Some people enter, some people retreat, some people are awake, some people blow, some people fly, some people are arrogant, and some people feel ashamed.
Are you two or two? Two is yes, no three no four.
It's not that I don't understand, it's that the book doesn't let me understand.
There is nothing valuable at home except me.
Sometimes. It's not that I'm not sad. I just don't want to say it.
I said, Uncle Grey Wolf, I've been watching you for years. When can I catch sheep to eat?
Another name for introversion is man show, and another name for man show is implicature.
It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.
It's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.
If you can make a bunch of friends with no ideas, you have to be a wizard without boundaries.
Forget it, if you don't lose weight, whether you like meat or not is just there.
Making money is as hard as catching dew, but spending money is as fast as running water.
Who says that women who smoke are not good women? That's because we don't understand women.
Although the relationship is different, how can you break it if you care?
The most painful thing in life is being bitten by a mosquito, but you can't find a suitable place.
If heaven is too crowded, we will go to hell together.
Life is your own, don't live for the eyes of others.
You'd better let me kneel and rub the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable.
Be your enemy's wife in your next life and spend all his money to get back at him.
The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.
My family lives in the Loess Plateau, and yours lives in the ladies' room.
Don't always say that you are fine, it's not a matter of nothing.
What is a cold? I just feel my nose sticking out.
A needle is not pointed at both ends, and a person has neither mind nor body.
Ray is a fashion, and earth is a belief.
If people can live in the past, then I would rather have no future.
Be my girlfriend and I'll introduce another one to your boyfriend.
It is difficult to attend class when weeding at noon. A little broken book, sitting all morning.
I hate paying attention to your signature over and over again.
Whatever the future holds, at least we are happy now.
Sometimes, I feel that I have the whole world, but for a moment I feel that I actually have nothing.
Women are cruel when they are malicious and kind when they are kind. These are two extremes.
Either none or none. It is now or never.
Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.
If the heart is sunny, sadness is meaningless.
Your mother chased me for eight blocks and said I looked like your father.
Mom said that food is very expensive and money is very cheap recently.
There are too many regrets in life, the more people grow up, the more lonely they feel.
Try to find your own way.
Knowing you is like winning the first prize, but it's a pity that you didn't get the bonus.
When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success.
I'm not super Mary. I can't afford the RMB you want.
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