Funny speech opening lines

Funny speech opening lines

It takes 3 minutes to impress people with your opening remarks. How can you impress people? Here are some funny speech opening lines that I have compiled. Welcome to refer to them!

Speech opening lines (1)

Dear judges, teachers, and students:

Hello everyone!

I am *** from chain operation management. First of all, please allow me to thank the teachers and classmates here for their trust and support in me. Thank you for giving me this opportunity to participate in training. The title of my speech is - Our Dreams, We Realize them.

Opening remarks: I don’t know if you have heard of such a sentence: It is not necessarily whether a person has money, but if a person has no dreams, he is definitely poor! Some people may say: "Are dreams that important?" Yes, they are that important. Without dreams, people are like without eyes. Without eyes, we will not be able to figure out the direction. Without eyes, our future will be a blur. dark. During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, a horse was chosen by a monk to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Before the horse left, he said goodbye to his good friend the donkey. Usually the donkey grinds wheat in the mill. They found a coffee shop and sat down, not knowing what to say. After saying goodbye, he left. Once I left, I left for seventeen years. Seventeen years later, the horse returned to Chang'an City carrying a full load of Buddhist scriptures. They received a hero's welcome. The horse returned to the mill of its good friend the donkey. Found the donkey still there. The two of them sued over the seventeen-year separation. The horse told the donkey what it had seen and heard in the past seventeen years. I saw a very vast desert and an endless sea. If you go to a river where wood cannot float, it's called the Black Water River. If you go to a place where there are only women and no men, it's called the Daughter's Country. Go to a place where eggs can be boiled by putting them in rocks. It's called the Flame Mountain. Speech opening lines (2)

Dear friends: How are you? Okay, thank you everyone.

Welcome to xx’s speech. I am the speaker this time: xxx. Welcome here, you will gain a lot. When you come here, you will have one more close friend in your life. No doubt, that is me.

I think, I came to this scene today. Look, are all my favorite types of people sitting here?

The first type of people I like most are people who are not satisfied with the current status quo, if you are. ()Friend, would you please raise your hand to get to know me?

The second type of people I like the most are those who desire to improve the quality of their lives. If you are, could you please raise your hands to get to know me?

The third type of people I like the most are people who arrive early and leave late for everything. If this is you, please raise your hand and let me know you.

My favorite fourth type of people are those who not only think, but also do it. If you are, please raise your hand and let me know you.

The fifth type of people I like the most are those who applaud enthusiastically when they encounter good things or hear good speeches. If you are, don't raise your hands, just give a round of applause. Lines of the opening remarks of the speech (3)

Teachers and students:

Hello everyone! The title of my speech today is: Establish patriotism and become a talented person who can serve the country.

Dear classmates, when we see our country’s athletes winning the world championship on the TV screen and the five-star red flag rising slowly on the sports field, when we hear on the radio that our country’s launch vehicle, When communication satellites fly into the blue sky and head towards the universe, when we learn from newspapers about the rapid progress of social construction and the great achievements of reform and opening up, how can we not be excited and excited, and how can we not feel from the bottom of our hearts that as a Chinese of pride.

Yes, every conscientious Chinese should love their motherland, because she is the place where our ancestors have lived for generations. She has a long history of five thousand years, a splendid culture, and With 9.6 million square kilometers of beautiful mountains and rivers, it also has a superior socialist system and a communist leadership dedicated to the nation. ;