Interesting little green joke. Thank you.

Customer: the rat poison you sell here doesn't work at all The mouse not only didn't die after eating it, but also became fatter and fatter!

Shop assistant: Oh, yes. This is a new type of environment-friendly rat poison, which does not contain any toxin. The principle of killing rats is to feed fat rats. When rats are too fat to get into holes, cats and people are easy to kill. Don't worry, please continue to use it.

An American and an China went to a country in Africa to sell shoes. After market research, it is found that few people wear shoes here. Americans flew home immediately, and China people were overjoyed: I have a career here, and there are unlimited business opportunities here. So China people stayed. After several years of hard work, most people here put on shoes made in China, and China people succeeded.

This story tells us that creating opportunities is as important as discovering opportunities.

In 2005, the State Environmental Protection Administration was awarded the title of informed criticism, the State Council.

NPC deputies: What did the State Environmental Protection Administration do last year?

State Environmental Protection Administration: All our staff have devoted themselves to Yuanmingyuan.

NPC: What did you do in Yuanmingyuan?

State Environmental Protection Administration: Demolition of Seepage-proof Geomembrane in Yuanmingyuan

Deputies to the National People's Congress: Why should it be demolished?

State Environmental Protection Administration: Because Yuanmingyuan is leak-proof and water-saving.

Deputies to the National People's Congress: Isn't saving water beneficial to environmental protection and ecological environment?

State Environmental Protection Administration: If you want to save water, the income of the water conservancy department will be less, which will directly reduce GDP.

Deputies to the National People's Congress: There is some truth, but it is not the fundamental reason.

State Environmental Protection Administration: Yes! You think everyone saves water. With the investment of 600 billion yuan in the South-to-North Water Transfer Project, water is drawn from the south, and the water price is high. Who can use it?

Deputies to the National People's Congress: Oh, this is the most fundamental truth. Support ... but the director should still be held accountable and removed from the post of director of the State Environmental Protection Administration.

State Environmental Protection Administration: Whoops ... (Crying)

One day, the president of a country visited China and specially invited the heads of several environmental protection organizations to attend an environmental protection circle meeting.

Discuss it. During the dinner, the delegates signed autographs as a souvenir. The president of a country signed his name and handed him the pen in his hand.

Female village head, the global village of China, unexpectedly, female village head said to the visiting president seriously, "I'm sorry,

For environmental protection, I never use disposable pens. I have a pen with me. Not only that, but also

I bought a pen, a handkerchief, a spoon for eating, and a cloth bag for buying food-look at me.

Business cards are all written by themselves with recycled paper. "The president was speechless for a moment, and then he was embarrassed to say," Good!

Good environmental protection! Good environmental protection! Environmentalists are highly conscious. "

A man went to the zoo as an animal keeper. The director said to him, "well, I'll test you." Is there any way to make the elephant shake his head first, then nod, and finally jump into the swimming pool? " "The man said," it's easy! So he went up to the elephant and said, "Do you know me?" "The elephant shook his head. The man asked again, "Are you angry?" The elephant nodded. The man then picked up the awl and pricked the elephant's ass. The elephant jumped into the swimming pool in pain.

The director saw it and said, "You are too unsympathetic to be an animal keeper." The man said, "Give me another chance and I will be gentle." Chang Yuan said, "Well, all three conditions are the same, but you can't do it this time." The man agreed, walked up to the elephant and said, "Are you still angry?" The elephant shook his head. The man asked again, "Do you know me now?" The elephant nodded. The man asked again, "Do you know what to do now?" Hearing this, the elephant turned and jumped into the swimming pool.

The zoo thought of a way because people threw food at lions.

Put up a sign-you must pick up what you throw. ......

Distance produces beauty, but close contact declines.

I hope you don't open your hands, flowers also have their own tears.

Every flower and grass is life, and a leaf is always related to love.

The grass smiles at you. Please make a detour.