A classic funny sentence with a big brain.

Sometimes, some nonsense funny sentences can clear a person's nervousness and bring a pleasant effect.

Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji Chris Lee is made of cement.

You told me to go away, I went away, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I went away!

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

I kissed your face. It's all sunscreen, bb cream and sunscreen I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

As a typical failure, you are too successful.

Don't say others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

When you are sleepy in your homework, tell yourself: that's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then I immediately realized that I want to be a generation of wise men.

A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

There is an idea called wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long pants.

Wear other people's pants and let others not wear pants.

It's true that the corner of autumn clothes is tied with autumn trousers, and the corner of autumn trousers is tied with socks.

How sad you can be, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, that is, the comfort of pants in socks.

When did the moon begin to appear? See for yourself.

There is no windtight wall, and there is no hanging beam.

If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is telling stories! The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

I rely on nothing but myself these days, abbreviated as: I hellip shit!

I am not as perfect and powerful as you think, and money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

You are so awesome, why don't you hang your picture?

Shenzhouxing, I think so! I'm not paying. Are you okay?

Poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I forgot all the answers at that time.

I will work hard, or others will say that I have nothing but good looks.

Be low-key and handsome like me. I didn't say that.

Those who are handsome but don't know themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Well, this is me. I'm beautiful.

Lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

Do you still love me ? The first time a woman kisses a man, the first time she is touched by a man, the first time she sleeps with a man, and the first time a man makes money, he asks several times.

Do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law always falls into the water at the same time.

Marriage means wearing cotton-padded clothes freely. It is inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

Wide fish jump, broken drums make people beat.

Must the big man be very good? Dinosaurs are extinct!

The weather, the door bell, when sweating.

My father commented on my obesity: Without Han Hong's life, he would have Han Hong's disease.

Good night now means, don't push me around.

Ask yourself how worried you can be, just like not wearing long pants in a cold snap.

It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long trousers, one is that you feel cold, and the other is that * * * mom thinks you are cold.

I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted autumn trousers with my red rope.

You got lost in the fog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rain in the south.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, and you can only call her aunt.

Are you short of light bulbs on Tanabata? Just eat and don't talk.

I hope that one day, we can become strangers, get to know each other again and see how I killed you.

The world belongs to us, to our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.