What are some interesting puns and jokes in your language?

Osaka is a city where everyone is telling cold jokes. Mm-hmm. Life is incomplete without cold jokes.

Just write a little when you think of it.

Content:

1、? Meat? What is the word food?

2、しょうがないなぁ

3. Developed educational psychology is crazy …

4, the national idiot distribution!

5. Is it appropriate or perfunctory? ! 12/ 17

6. You will hear "You are next!" On the tram.

7. Panda is bread: -P 1/9

8. If the receipt given to you says ugly woman (ugly man)? 4/29

9. I am not in love with you. 4/29

1, this should be very famous.

The teacher asked questions.

Meat? Please complete the words ~

Learn (eat) the answers.

Stewed meat and fixed food

=> The positive solution is the law of the jungle.

Ps: I heard a professor tell this cold joke three times in the same day.

Ps ps: I asked my Indian sister this question at dinner today. The Indian sister looked at the chicken in the bowl and said, "Chicken for dinner?"

Me: This is the law of the jungle!

Indian sister: Yes! I want to say the same thing.

Me (writing down the law of the jungle): Do you know what this means?

Indian sister: Oh! I see! You will understand when you see Chinese characters! It means to eat more meat and become strong, because you are weak.

I like to use puns that my uncles like.

しょぅがなぃ = There is nothing we can do.

しょしが = ginger

-「しょうがないなぁ。 」

There's nothing I can do. )

-"this gentleman! しょぅがってぁげるから! (^ω^)」

Don't be afraid! I will buy you ginger! )

3. The name of the pun course that should be renamed.

Pedagogy is the abbreviation of developed educational psychology.

It's for teaching.

= teach the heart.

=はっきょうしんだ

= Crazy death.

= Crazy to death

On one occasion, a classmate in line asked if the class of Psychology of Developed Education should be suspended.

So I started typing in other subjects.

Quickly correct "crazy death"! "(crazy! )

Yes, I am the one who died laughing with my mobile phone ><

This is a little beside the point.

I want to sum up the difference between Red Deer and A Dai. I searched all kinds of dictionaries and asked Uncle Google and Sister Wiki, but I didn't find any good information.

Later, Aunt Amazon recommended a book to me.

This is the "National A Dai Red Deer Distribution Test".

I think this book is about Shuai Shuai, so I read it on the tram every day. I don't care if someone looks at me with curious eyes occasionally. I think they must be moved by my thirst for knowledge.

Until one day, an aunt asked me what book you were reading.

I proudly showed this book to my aunt. Aunt stared at the cover for 30 seconds and said faintly, "What idiot lives in Osaka?"

"Aunt, this is a book about where the words A Dai and Red Deer are used respectively!"

"I thought it was all over the country what stupid books! ! "

I think I suddenly understand the curious eyes on the subway.

I never took this book out of the house again.