Funny words, a word.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story. Here I bring you a funny word, I hope you will like it!

Funny words, a word.

1, I don't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

2. It has been pulled up by others before it reaches the flowers and grass.

I'm looking forward to seeing you again, I'm so sad without you; After searching for a long time, I finally relived the happiness that accompanied you in my dream. I dreamed of you last night. You've changed a lot. Who dyed your hair? My furry puppy.

I said I didn't want it, but you insisted on it. I also said you should be careful, you will be fine. Now, look at the red liquid on the ground! But you are just glad: it's a good thing you didn't hurt the child. Hum, how could five watermelons not hit that child?

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

6. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

7. If love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?

8. The daughter asked the referee's father for advice on her boyfriend. Father's voice was hoarse and he couldn't speak. He just stretched out his tongue. The daughter asked her mother in surprise. Mom said: what your father means is, red card, sent off.

9. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

10, Confucius said: greetings should be credible, short, appropriate to Hu Kan, appropriate to supplement, appropriate to learn from, appropriate to edit and reprint, easy to understand and clear? If you make it clear, forward it to others, which will kill you!

Wechat funny sentences

1. My daughter-in-law is at her parents' house. Call me: will you buy me a dress when you come? You know the size. Me: OK! So I went home and rummaged through the wardrobe to find out the skirt she had bought before. She only wore it once and was forgotten in the corner. When it was delivered to her home, my daughter-in-law repeatedly praised me: Very discerning, this skirt is quite suitable.

Dear parents: Please don't scold your children. Little bastard? Because from a genetic point of view, it is very bad for you.

3, big brother, I heard that the meat of second brother is more expensive than that of master.

4. Sister Na, if you don't come to Happy Camp, you will change your name.

5, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

6. Once the fallen aristocrats are down and out, they will be worse than death; Beggars will not feel pain even if they smash property again.

7. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner? I took the exam and I was arrested by the police!

8, humorous quotations: life is like pancakes, it takes enough rounds to mature; Being drunk is not the fault of wine, but a high degree of affection; I hate books less when I use them, but I hate meat too much when I lose it. Jobs passed away, and our Forbes ranking rose by one place!

9. Friends get along well and become a water margin; if they get along badly, they become a beach. When girlfriends get along well, it becomes a biography. This man has a dream of red mansions, but he has been living in the world of water margin. He wants to make friends with the Three Kingdoms, but he always meets the monsters in Journey to the West. NB is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble. It's better to pull a car full of potatoes than stay out at night. I have an apple to give you half. This is friendship. I took a bite and gave you the rest. This is love. I'll give it to you intact. Those are parents. I hid the apple in my pocket and told you that I was hungry, too. This is fucking society!

10, the elder sister told us the precautions of cell culture, saying that everyone must take good care of him and treat him like a wife. As a result, a senior brother swore at each other, but my wife won't die easily.

Interesting sentences

1, the mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!

2. Life. You can't just breathe and fart.

3, the university is to learn!

4. If people are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

The girl behind the teacher's paper took an extra one and shouted:? Teacher, I have, I have! ? As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine ?

6. My mother taught her daughter to cook, during which her mother asked her: Why is it delicious to stir-fry carrots with peppers? The daughter replied:? Pepper and carrot belong to the same family, because they are both surnamed Hu! ?

7. I was watching a movie when I suddenly felt that my pants pocket had been touched. My wallet was stolen when I touched it. I turned around, glanced quickly at the seat in the row behind me, and then stared at a nigger. I shouted:? Give me back my wallet! ? He said:? What makes you say that? Is it because I am from XX? I said:? Because it's just the two of us in the whole damn cinema.

8. Put the sheets on your body to play the queen, and put chopsticks on your head. When you're seriously ill, you feed sugar beans with one hand and water with the other, and you still talk about it? Your majesty, are you so cruel to male and female servants? Then choke and vomit blood. . . Self-directed and performed a deep palace complaining about his wife, almost every two days!

9, the face is a thing outside the body, can you want it or not, money is a must, you have to.