Have you ever heard funny jokes about pets?

1. After getting up in the morning, the little white rabbit said to the hardworking old cow, "Good morning!" The old cow asked, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? " The little white rabbit sneered, "It's like casting pearls before swine!"

2. The rabbit proposed to the puppy, and the puppy said, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Why?" The dog said, "My mother said pink eye is very contagious. Come to me when you are well. " The rabbit immediately ran home to drop eye drops.

3. Little Scorpion has been listless all day. His mother felt very strange when she saw it, so she asked him what was wrong. The little scorpion sighed and said, "Yesterday, I competed with the little crab and there was no winner." The scorpion mother was surprised and asked, "What's better than this?" Scorpion: "Guessing boxing ..."

4. Crow: As a well-known hacker, I don't excuse myself: the clean ones are self-cleaning, and the black ones are self-cleaning. Rabbit: My eyes are red from heaven. It warns me never to walk in the underworld!

5. flies get married, mom said, find someone who knows what to do, you see people are full of ink. Dad said, find a skilled person, and you specialize in contacts. Brother said, get a good job, at least you will become a pilot. Sister said, find a promising person, you will be a media star and send all the news to him!