What are the adaptations of funny ancient poems?

1, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, illuminating my heart; Is there frost already? I miss my wife; Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I missed it more; Sinking again, I suddenly thought of home, drifting in the distance; I wish my friends an early reunion with their lovers, good health and happiness.

2. At noon on the day of weeding, sweating like a spring, go home and take a bath, and then count the money. Who knows, the bag is empty, tears flow, and grief and indignation are put away. Tomorrow is still difficult. ?

It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, so it hurts to eat something wrong. Excuse me, where is the toilet? The shepherd boy pointed to the front, and I went down the torrent to thousands of feet, remembering that I didn't bring any toilet paper.

4. Li Bai will want to travel by boat, and the form of SMS blessing is sincere; Suddenly I heard the song on the shore, and my heart was always connected; Peach Blossom Lake is deep in thousands of feet, so enjoy drinking at this time; Not as good as Wang Lun, sincere friendship is in my heart; I wish my friends a successful career and a healthy life. ?

5, Rizhao Building is purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs thousands of rivers. Thousands of feet's stock has gone down three times, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has gone down for nine days. Xinfeng price fights 1000, Xianyang ranger how many years. Drinking for you in the rental house and looking up at the balcony and weeping willows. ?

6. Playing the flute at night, Qian Shan is cool, and the local accent is in your ears. The roads are dark and charming, and the flowers are like flowers, which the local folks talk about. I don't know how to change the world. I live in a foreign country like a stranger. The wine column is helpless and homesick, and children are worried for thousands of miles. May you often go home and have a look, have a family reunion and enjoy deep affection.

7. We finally met in the flowers, and we parted in the flowers. There was a hot year this summer. Mosquitoes change from generation to generation every year, and it is difficult for mosquitoes to fall asleep. The kiss of mosquitoes is ashamed to collect money when so many people are idle. As soon as I heard that I wanted to suck blood, I bought a bottle of cologne in the supermarket and rushed to Kyushu. ?

8. An inch of time and an inch of gold can't buy an inch of heart. Excuse me, where is the truth? The old man pointed to the widow's village. I advise you to drink more wine. The nun in the west is waiting for you.

When those red berries come in spring, listen to me. Your southern branch is flushed, don't call me infatuated. Take it home for a hug. I love you more for me. As a symbol of our love, I love you forever. Dear, I wish you happiness forever. I love you. ?

10, today last year, several drunks came to push a cup for a change. Starry night and windy, the toilet on the west side of the kennel is on the east side. You said you would come, but you didn't. You didn't leave me any other traces. It used to be a toilet for sleeping. Wen's flowers are full of breeze, and vomit is full of corners.

These are all adapted from familiar ancient poems, full of modern flavor, making the past serve the present, and chatting and laughing casually.